Planet MadDog

Self Worth Revealed...
I was driving along during my lunch break today and I turned to zen and had the following conversation.

You know, I got to thinking last night about the effect it would have on the world if I just suddenly disappeared.
Well I, for one, would be pretty pissed off, seeing as you're driving the car and all...

It kinda puts things in perspective, doncha think?

Posted by a very alive MadDog on Wednesday August 16, 2000 at 5:02 PM - 0 comments

Oddities of the highest order - This website seriously rocks my werld at the moment.

Be sure to check out the hilarious but totally nonsensical cartoon series, The Internet - The Series, which follows the surreal adventures of Rick and Baby Champagne, the Defenders of the Internet. Also check out Miss Muffy and the Muff Mob, which crosses Strawberry Shortcake with a Spike Lee film.

Whilst being totally strange, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen on the 'Net for ages!

Posted by a very confuzzled MadDog on Monday August 14, 2000 at 3:26 PM - 1 comments

God, I'm lazy...
This is how lazy I am...

  • I wish that there were ropes hanging from the ceiling wherever there are chairs. I hate getting up once I've sat down. Some kind of rope mechanism from the celing would enable me to pull myself to my feet much easier. Failing that, I could employ a small but strong dwarf to follow me around and give me a pull up whenever I needed to stand.
  • I hate doing the laundry... Thats why I own over 20 pairs of boxer shorts. I run out of boxer shorts, I do the laundry. That's the way I like it. Gracie can't stand it. She likes to do the laundry, like, twice, maybe three times a week sometimes. Now I'm living on my own again for most of the week, the laundry only gets done once a week, when Gracie comes home on the weekends. Thats fine with me... She washes them, and I hang them up. I prefer to hang them up. I'm kinda picky (read: anal) when it comes to hanging the clothes up. I have a system... pants go here, shirts go here, socks go in this row, my socks to the left, yours to the right... You get the picture. I also like to hang clothes in a way that would least neccesitate an ironing afterwards. I hate ironing.
  • My staple diet is snags in bread, instant pasta, frozen pizza, and SPC beans and spag on toast. Dont ge me wrong, I love to cook, and I am a good cook... really... I just get up and think "Hmm... I could make that risotto I saw in the magaizine, or maybe try the chicken and pesto that Geoff Jantz made on Burke's Backyard the other week... maybe bake a pie... ... Ahh, f*ck it. Cheese jaffles it is.

There's probably more... If I think of anything else, I'll add it in the next couple of days.

Posted by a very lazy MadDog on Monday August 7, 2000 at 5:35 PM - 0 comments

Rate My Face!
I just found this cool site called Rate My Face where people can upload a mug-shot and have it given a rating from 1 to 10 by other members. Straight away I shot to number 4 on the list, but since then I've slipped to number 10. Join up and vote for me if you like. If you do, drop me an email and I'll return the favour by sending a vote your way.

Check out my profile now!
Posted by a very gorgeous MadDog on Thursday August 3, 2000 at 4:53 PM - 0 comments

2 open letters... Enjoy...
To the f*cker that stole my ICQ number,

You thought you were clever. You thought you had some kind of 'leet talent. You thought you were sooo cool for being able to steal a couple of ICQ numbers and get away with it. Well you were wrong. You were sloppy. You forgot to cover your tracks, and now you're back at square one. Watch your back, bub.

May a thousand Klingon drednaughts obliterate your outhouse.


Dear Mirabilis,

You have restored my faith in my fellow man. Thankyou for listening to us and thanks for coming through with the goods at just the right time when I needed it.

Luv Mikey.
Posted by a very resentful MadDog on Sunday July 30, 2000 at 5:38 PM - 0 comments

What the hell is so nice about spice?
Apparently, little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Well then, riddle me this... Why do most people after tasting something rather spicey make a face and say "That's bloody terrible!". My take on it is that while girls may contain a lot of nice things (the word 'boobies' springs to mind) theres still that little bit that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and makes you think "Well, that's just not right.".

More to the fact, I was actually led to believe that little girls were made from blood, bone, sinew and other organic materials. At least this was the case the last time I cut one open... Just joking folks... Get over it!. A far cry from the sweetners and condiments of the afformentioned nursery rhyme.

And what of little boys? They appear to be some kind of hybrid creation being pieced together from slugs, snails and puppy dog's tails. Who's making these little boys? I imagine that there's some mad professor out there performing bizzare experiments, hence populating the world with tiny male humans... Ummm... either that or they come about as a result of their parents having sex... whatever...
Posted by a very annoyed MadDog on Wednesday July 5, 2000 at 12:46 AM - 0 comments

G'day Cobbers!
I was having lunch at Pizza Hut today and some really old guy said "G'day cobber" to me. This led me to think about how it's sad that nobody really uses the word cobber anymore these days. So I hereby decree that today be Australian Cobber Day. Say "G'day cobber" to someone you know today (or even a complete stranger.. I bet they appreciate it).

Also today, you might have noticed I've gona a bit cosmetic of the navbar at the side there, and added curvy bits. Mmm... curvy...

Posted by a very amazed MadDog on Friday June 30, 2000 at 4:04 PM - 0 comments

Wow! New Toys!
A few changes, nothing too drastic.
  • zen overide has been added to my Friends section.
  • I've added a search engine. Now you can search my entire site for whatever the hell you want. Check the side-bar to the left.
  • I've got a proper mailing list set up now. Sign up at the left. Dont be scared, I'm not going to send you spam every day or anything. Only a brief email whenever I make any real changes to the site. And going by how often I update this thing, It wont be much.
  • I've added a funky scan-line effect to the random images in the navigation bar (herefore known as the nav-bar).
  • I've butted the head bar up to the top of the screen giving the site a less flimsy feel.
  • I also have stuck all the sections in the nav-bar together to give it more of a solid feel.
  • I replaced the random picture and quote generators with an ASP equivelent. I've got a bit ASP crazy of late, but perl is still cooler.
  • Ummm... thats all I think...
Well, there you go. There was quite a few updates there...
Posted by a very achy MadDog on Monday June 19, 2000 at 11:35 PM - 0 comments

New News Updater Installed
Hi folks! I've installed a copy of NewsPro, a great news updating CGI script. After toying with so many different ASP news updaters with little success, I've gone for this cool one. It took very little time to install and configure so finally I'm happy. Its got most of the features that the other one's have got and it has support for plug-ins so you can add even more features to it once things are going smoothly.

What does this mean for you? Well for starters, the news posts on this page are going to become more frequent; not just when I've made some major updates, but whenever I think of something strange or... um... well, whenever I want to, really... Cool eh?
Posted by a very crafty MadDog on Saturday June 17, 2000 at 1:55 PM - 0 comments

Mailing List and Survey

Sorry for the delays in the updates. Here's whats new:

  • Output: See what I got up to on Xmas Eve. I know its late, but as you can see there's still a few more pages to do before I get caught up to the present.
  • That weird little quote you might have seen at the left about the goldfish was only intended as temporary filler space until I got the random quote generator going. Well now you should see a different quote everytime this page is reloaded. Thanks go to Noel for his help. I'll learn perl properly yet!
  • Also the pic of my eyeball at the left above the quote was starting to freak a few people out, so it is also randomly chosen with each new page reload. There are 5 possible pics so far with more to come. Who knows... you may even see your face there one day! (or maybe not)
  • Finally, I have set up a mailing list to infom you when this site is updated. If you would like to be informed of when this site gets some new stuff on it, fill in the box below and submit it. Theres also an impromptu poll which you may submit at the same time by clicking the drop-down menu. The results will be released as soon as I get enough votes, so get clickin'!
Mailing list removed due to lack of interest (mainly mine)

Posted by a very content MadDog on Wednesday April 19, 2000 at 1:20 PM - 0 comments

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