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| Hatch | I'm freakin out..
*proceeds to dry root many rexona cans*
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| MadDog | at least its rexona... which will keep you
dry....
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| Hatch | yes.. being dry and protected is my main
worry!
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| Hatch | I knew playing the guitar
would come in handy. *grin*
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| MadDog | ha! thats sick...
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| MadDog | yeah... but like heaps of comedians there .. its like a hang out
place for comedians and they have a free for
all for whoever feels like getting up on
stage...
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| Hatch | hey.. maybe we should get up there and explain
to everyone sheet therapy.. haha
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| MadDog | yeah... and get booed off stage.. hehehe
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| Hatch | oh.. I reckon we'd star man.. we rock.. hehe
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| MadDog | yeah.... we have ace material...
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| Hatch | hey.. you've at least got the "do lesbians
have liqour cabinets" joke.. hehehe
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| MadDog | yeah.... that'd go down well...
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| Hatch | why.. are there lots of lesbians there or
something?
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| MadDog | well it IS melbourne...
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| Hatch | yeah.. should have guessed.. d'oh..
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| MadDog | yeah... but maybe theyre like cute lesbians
that want to have sex with us and their
lesbian friends... that would rock...
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| Hatch | yeah.. definetly.. and yes.. their friends
should always join in.. but yeah.. cute ones
only...
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| MadDog | yeah.. not like that katie underwood chick...
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| Hatch | yeah.. exactly.. never her..
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| Hatch | hey.. did I tell ya that I saw bardot live..
at southland.. I couldn't believe it.. in
melb.. Mmm.. sophie..
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| MadDog | did her breasts wobble?
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| Hatch | oh they sure did.. and yes.. I was looking
very muchly.. ;-)..
there was some arse wobbling going on as
well..
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| Hatch | oooh.. Pacey wants to get with Joey...
Nooooooo.. dawsons got some competition.
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| MadDog | like duh...
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| Hatch | but yeah.. him and joey.. spookky..
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| MadDog | not nearly as natual as ME and joey...
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| Hatch | natural.. I don't think so... if anythings more natural,
its something like her and myself.
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| MadDog | nah... whats natural is you, your hand, and a
picture of her, while I'm here doing her good
and proper...
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| Hatch | I think you're getting my hand mixed up with
her hand on my member.. *grin*
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| Hatch | no.. she said you were a shonky lay... I made
her thighs quiver multiple times..
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| Hatch | Hey, your cousin is coming to shepp tomorrow,
did ya know that... he rang up before.
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| MadDog | nar.. didnt know that....
see youre changing the subject because you
cant keep up the lies any more...
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| Hatch | I just thought I would change it, cause I
didn't want to make you feel bad and stuff..
its ok.. you'll get over it eventually.. ;-)
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| Hatch | *friendly pat on the head*
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| MadDog | *kick in the gonards*
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| Hatch | Gonards??? I'm not familar with that term
thankyou...
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| MadDog | yeah... and joel isnt gonna screw dione.. cause
I am... heheh
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| Hatch | hehe.. yeah.. but after she's screwed me, I
dunno if she'd wanna screw you.. could be a bit
weird if ya know.. me and you being mates and
al..
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| MadDog | never stopped her before...
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| Hatch | no... you can't say that.. I bet you don't
know why her teeth are so white.. hehe.. bit
of a secret of ours.. *grin*
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| MadDog | hahah...
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| Hatch | having a shower..
brb...
oh.. p.s.. with Dione.. she's here right now..
she says to say hi, and that you are a crappy
screw.. hehe..
sorry mate.. *grin*..
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| MadDog | at least I actually screwed her.. heheh
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| Hatch | guess what.. her teeth just got one shade
whiter.. hehehe..
she said you had nice thighs though.. but I
told her to disregard them..
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| MadDog | well youre a liar... yeah.. thats right!! a
big fat pants on fire liar!
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| Hatch | what?? it wasn't your thighs she was talking
about?
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| MadDog | nah it was my wang!!
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| Hatch | no.. you've got that confused with your pinky
finger me thinks.. she was rather impressed
with my member though.. :-)
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| MadDog | Your member of parliament, sharman stone?
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| Hatch | yeah.. she was here to.. but I had to smack her
in the head.. she was pissing me off in more
ways than one.. urrgghhh
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| MadDog | euuu... did you ask her about when we're
getting SBS?
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| Hatch | yeah.. the bitch told me to shutup about that
one..
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| MadDog | ahh.. maybe you didnt ask in the proper way...
you should have said "WHERE'S MY F**KIN SBS
BITCH!?"
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| Hatch | hmm..yeah.. should have.. too bad there won't
be a next time..
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| MadDog | wha.. didja kill her?
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| Hatch | n'ah.. just shoved our tv arial up her arse,
to see if I could get better SBS reception
that way, but it didn't work..
the doctor will have an interesting time
getting that one out I reckon.. hehee
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| MadDog | yeah.. he may have to use a pencil...
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| Hatch | hehehe.. thats about right..
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| MadDog | would you like some shapes?
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| Hatch | oh yes please.. I luv.. shapes.. shapes I
luuuurrvvee.
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| MadDog | okay.. as long as you can guess what kind they
are.... 2 guesses...
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| Hatch | the ones with the sprnkley stuff on top?
bbq?
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| MadDog | negatory spicoli....
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| Hatch | Umm.. don't know any other ones??
chicken?? do they come in chicken?
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| MadDog | chicken crimpy is as close as that gets... but
no... theyre pizza shapes..
here have some ayway...
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| Hatch | Mmm.. thanx..
*takes a shape, places it in his mouth, and
chews with the ferocity of a new born lass
just learning to take his first steps*
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| MadDog | Ahh.. thats what I like to see... furious
munching....
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| Hatch | oh yes.. furious munching indeed.. :-)
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| Hatch | Hey.. see Joel got it on with Dione.. 'bout
freaking time..
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| MadDog | yaay!
and dione got it on with me... and slapped me
around with her titties... I loved it...
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| Hatch | oh yeah.. those titties.. they'd do some good
slappin I reckon.. and there's nothing like a
good slappin with some good titties
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| MadDog | like hers especially...
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| Hatch | oh yeah.. definetly.. she's got such great
posture, which only goes to show, she spends a
lot of time on her back.
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| MadDog | with someone doing her.... hehehe gettit??
oh... i see.. that IS what you meant.. i get
it.. *sniff*
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| Hatch | yes mr dolt, doltarian of the doltees...
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