The Hatch Files

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Mikey we can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your pants!
Braden M arghh.. the memories come flooding back...

Braden M what are you doing directly after work??? do you want to go for a drive, and i have something to give you
Mikey ooh.. is it a bullet in the head? I get a litle wary when people tell me to "go for a little drive" ever since I saw that movie...
Braden M hehe.. no you doofus...

Mikey OOM PAPACHUCKA MAKA NANU SINGOW. MELING KAPALANA WANI DOMO CHINGPOW.. HEDDY KAPALUA CUMA JENISING TEA... OOMAMA CHUCKA PANA ONE IS NOW THREE....
Braden M going home now

Braden M check this shit out.. have you seen this? http://www.eggman.com.au/
Mikey I know the site.. I built the site...
Braden M ahh.. you did.. yeah.. well there ya go.. that top right hand corner images... is that a walrus coming out of a blue egg??
Mikey yup... cause he is the walrus... he is the walrus... he is the eggman! goo goo ga joob!
Mikey click the walrus...
Braden M hahaha.. oh god... i didn't see that.. haha.. freaks..
Mikey hehe that was my idea... go to the books page and click the chook...
Braden M ha ha... classic... yayy for.. easterEGGS.. hehe..
Mikey yup.. i am a comic genius...
Braden M uh.. yeah.. ok..

Braden M ... and see if she wants to meet any young budding it professionals from the tafe college?? heh
Mikey yeah... and ask if she'd be interested in partaking of mass wild orgies with said TAFE proffessionals... ..or would that be a bit too fast?
Braden M well.. that would be pretty awesome.. but yeah.. just a tad too quick i think... tone it down i say... :-)
Mikey cool... maybe if I said "would you like to perhaps hold hands with said TAFE prefessional, until you get to know each other when possibly, maybe just possibly, you may be interested in experimenting with mass wild orgies, or at least partake in bizzare sexual rituals involving ice cream, barry white music, and a microsoft sidewinder joystick"
Mikey cool
Braden M yeah... thats... thats just good.. not to eager, but not to... forcefull.. and lots of sidewinder goodness... of course i'll be making some of my own video footage as well.. maybe sell some of it on ebay even...

Mikey OH MY GOD!! CAMERON DIAZ IS TELLING ME ABOUT CONSERVING OIL IN 3D!!!! WOW!!!
Braden M what?? *L*

Mikey played red faction for the first time last night... I thought, yeah, I'll just play the first level... about 4 hours later I realised that theres no levels and that its just one big freakin world.... hahahah... I went to get up and my arm nearly snapped from being in the same position for hours... heheh..
Braden M hehe... yeah.. you just play and play..

Braden M hehe.. on the kazaa.com homepage... Imagine our country NOT dependent on OIL. Sign the letter and see.. CAMERON DIAZ tell you more in 3D.
Mikey yeah.. I showed you that a couple of days ago...
Braden M did you? holly shitballs.. i can't even remember you telling me.. weird..
Mikey it freaked me out, cause I didnt realise I had the plugin installed and when I saw cameron diaz telliing me about crude oil and shit.. I wigged out..
Mikey lemme check the history...
Braden M I'd check the history if it wasn't all in wingdings or whatever the screwed up font it is...
Mikey 04/03/2002 Mikey: OH MY GOD!! CAMERON DIAZ IS TELLING ME ABOUT CONSERVING OIL IN 3D!!!! WOW!!! Braden: what?? *L* Mikey: http://www.kazaa.com the banner at the right...
Braden M well how bout that..

Mikey you use a crossover cable when youre going from one pc's nic straight into another one dont you?
Braden M ya sure do... its like cross polonation, without the flowers or anything like that...
Mikey yeah, and no sticky residue...
Braden M correctomondo

Mikey num num tit tit
Braden M you're telling me... my god.. Mmmm lucious..

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