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| Braden M | our receptionist is wearing a white button up
shirt and this white bra and there was space
between the buttons just before.. i totally
saw top boobage.. wooohooo.. hehe..
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| Mikey | w00t! go the top boobage... mmm..
our waitress at the restaurant in england had
mass button gap and she was hot as, and had
nice boosies and mmm..
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| Braden M | yayy for you remembering that.. hehe..
Mmmmm... i might look at some porn now..
haha.. NOT
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| Mikey | hahah.. yeah.. it was a great moment.. and I
had my camera on me and all.. but it would
have looked a bit sus to take pictures of her
booz action..
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| Braden M | you should have got one of her.. saying.. it
can be one of an english waitress, cause
you're a tourist, and just point it at her
boosies.. hehe.. legit boosie photo action..
YaYY
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| Mikey | the titty board! for all your titty needs..
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| Braden M | Thankyou Titty board... since i've been using
Titty board, the need for titties has gone
down about 2 percent.. YaYY
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| Braden M | hey.. i'm going to be on the front page of the
adviser next week.. hehe..
YaYY.. along with a few other's... i'm posing
as a student.. :-)
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| Mikey | yay you supermodel you
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| Braden M | yes.. such a glamour shoot it was too.. haha
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| Braden M | Anj might be coming, so it won't be so it
should be ok.. :-)
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| Mikey | it wont be what?
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| Braden M | oh.. i meant it should be ok.. i was on the
phone when i wrote that, so i was partially
off my scone
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| Mikey | im confused by your off-sconnedness... you
driving me maaaad.. now... WE MUST FIGHT!!
"WILD GERBIL GREAT SOLAR STANCE!"
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| Braden M | ok.. that wild gerbal solar stance thing
really scared me....
enough with da wacky zacky moochy
caboochiness.... :-)
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| Mikey | damn.. okay...
Its vegetable day today... I must eat til i am
stuffed with vegetables and soup!
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| Braden M | ahh.. yayy for vegie day.. hehe
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| Mikey | yesterday was fruit day.. and tomorrow is
fruits an veggie day together, and I get a
bonus baked potato!
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| Braden M | is this radical new mikey food plans for you??
hehe
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| Mikey | yeah.. well for this week anyway.. its like
some super dooper 7 day diet that they give to
fat ass hospital patients going in for surgery
and need to lose weight and cant excercise...
you supposedly lose a few kilos a week, but
you can only do it 2 weeks at a time, then go
off it, then go back on it if you want..
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| Braden M | so after 2 weeks is up, its back to eating
pizza's and choccy sundays for breakfast lunch
and dinner.. and then back on it?? hehe
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| Mikey | heheh yep...
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| Mikey | yay! I am the programming king!
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| Braden M | you programmed something?
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| Mikey | yep..
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| Braden M | your programming genius just crashed my
fucking computer.. ahh
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| Mikey | BWAHHHH! I knew it!!!
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| Mikey | dude! do you, like, have a fake leg and shit?
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| Braden M | yeah.. lost it in a scuba diving accident a
few years back.. daryl sommers was there and
everything....
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| Braden M | yayy for new version of epsxe....
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| Mikey | yeh!?!? *goes to looksee*
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| Braden M | saw it on zophars..
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| Mikey | zophar zogood...
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| Braden M | zogoogly good
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| Mikey | Did you see what I did there? It was a clever
play-on-words...
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| Braden M | yes.. i didn't see it straight away, but i did
catch onto it eventually.. quite clever my
whimsical lassy...
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| Mikey | wahooie...
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| Mikey | im listening to singing braden.. :)
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| Braden M | huh?? what do you mean??
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| Mikey | im gonna leave this town today...
im gonna find myself a new place...
im gonna chay-i-ange my li-ee-i-ife...
im gonna head towards the light...
neeer neer neee neeeeeeer
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| Braden M | hehehe.. ohhh....
nasty.. hehe...
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| Braden M | we bout 250 box of blank cd's and got a packet
of jelly beans in them.. YayY
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| Mikey | BEAN ON BOY!
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| Braden M | if only i had my bean machine with me..
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| Mikey | I've got a bean machine...
I like to call him Mr Scrotum...
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| Braden M | mr scrotum is not what i need to hear
right now munching on a yummy jelly bean
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| Mikey | but he's friendly! look!
*pop*
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| Braden M | arghhh...
get that fucking mr scrotum fella outta
here.....
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| Mikey | okay..
*un-POP*
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| Mikey | woo hoo hoooooo!!!
Its all been doooone befoooooooore
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| Braden M | i'm sure it has... from time to time....
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| Mikey | yeah.. cept maybe nude dwarf disney on ice
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| Braden M | nude dwarf disney on ice....
now thats something i'd like to check out.....
if i was gay and a dwarf....
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| Mikey | nah.. they'd be female dwarves...
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| Braden M | ahh.. well in that case, its all systems go...
nude up....
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| Mikey | I'll get my people on to it right away...
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| Braden M | would these people be of the dwarfy kind?
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| Mikey | maybe... theyre a secretive mob are my
people...
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| Braden M | or are they the nudey kind?
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| Mikey | maybe they are naked under all those
feathers...
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| Braden M | oooh.. ok....
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| Braden M | cool.. very cool...
what cool F games are there??
frogger??
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| Mikey | ummm fatal fury...
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| Mikey | FIFA
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| Mikey | fighters history
final fantasy series..
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| Braden M | Furby's day of historical disaster
recreations...
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| Mikey | HAHAH!!
Level 1 - 1918, The Titanic!
"WAAAHH!! BOAT SINKY!!! WAAH!"
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| Braden M | Frankie's weird and wonderful eroctic
adventures in between the crusty bits of the
lounge....
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| Braden M | Fubar Kooksenberry's adventure in
fanstamagorical land.
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| Braden M | Finkle Wradworth and friends....
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| Braden M | Fancy Schmancy banana benders.... there are so many cool games that begin with
the letter F
| | Mikey | yeah! just wait til I get to G!!
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| Braden M | haha.. i've heard G goes right orrrfff.....
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| Mikey | yeah.. I did.. woooo..
Hey someone searched on yahoo for "mick and
fran dreschers porno hour"... was it you?
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| Braden M | Noooo.. god no...
someone actually typed that in...?? hahaha..
recently?
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| Mikey | today... Hmmm... I may have to investigate
this..
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| Braden M | ahh.. n'ah.. not at all...
i haven't been to you're page for a while...
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| Braden M | yeah.. i wonder who it was??? was it an aussie
looking ip addy?
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| Mikey | dunno.. trying to find out..
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| Braden M | hmm.. weird arse..
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| Mikey | it was at 5:06AM by 200.23.35.254 which traces
to some dude in mexico!!
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| Braden M | Mexico...
and he typed a certain exact phrase??
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| Mikey | yeah.. the refferer was
http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=Mick%20and%20Fran%20Drescher%27s%20Porno%20Hour&hc=0&hs=0
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| Mikey | fark... and its the only time that this IP or
an IP like it has been to my site...
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| Braden M | haha.. yayy for that.. maybe the rumour is
getting round the net that there was an actual
porno called mick and fran drescher's porno
hour...
how funny would that be...
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| Mikey | bwahahah!
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| Braden M | that would be so cool if that happened... hehe
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| Mikey | hahah... and then fran drescher approached me
to make the movie!
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| Braden M | hahaha.... ok.. now then i'd be getting
worried.. unless you used a stunt cock.. hehe
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| Mikey | yeah... thats it... stunt cock..
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| Braden M | that way, gracie won't get angry.. hehe
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| Mikey | but she'll be in it too, as the french
chambermaid
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| Braden M | oh.. of course.. i should have known that...
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| Mikey | someone posted this on my Aybabtu.org site:
I was watching an episode of Ripley's Believe
it or Not, and not only was it perhaps one of
the funniest episodes ever it also contained
an AYBABTU clip!
A man from Italy had had his penis removed due
to penile cancer... And doctors were
attempting to attach the middle finger of his
right hand to where his penis used to be, and
create a new, functioning, erectile tissue!
*w00t w00t*!
Anyway, during the brief interludes of
dialogue and visual clips of the poor Mr.
NOwinkey, a 3D photoshopped graphic of a hand
appeared on my television, demonstrating the
removal of his middle finger. In the blurbs of
random text and graphics on the edges of the
image, in TINY character were the immortal
words- "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" I
would like to take a moment to salute the
genius who managed to sneak that into his
image and have it appear on a nationally
syndicated television program. All your base
are certainly belong to us, citizen to the
cause! Salut!
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| Braden M | hahaha.. my god.. how funny is that.. haha
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| Braden M | what ya upto this weekend?
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| Mikey | nuffin.. was thinking bout drinkin
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. we haven't done that for a while..
for sure..sounds good duuuudeer... :-)
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| Mikey | yeaah... woooo! and shit.
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| Mikey | i cant believe You Cant Do That On Television
ran for 20 years!
i just listened to the theme song.. it tripped
me out majorly...
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| Braden M | yeah.. the theme song.. yayy... totally
wacked...
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| Mikey | its like the canadian young talent team
without all the singing...
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| Braden M | hehe.. yeah.. thats one way of putting it..
hehe
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