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| Braden M | Its upto you....... New Yooooorrrrrkkkkkk
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| MadDog | it certainly is up to me, so stay the hell out
of it, small fry!
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| Braden M | oh.. but I wanted to New York as well.. oh
well..
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| MadDog | Two girls for every boy...
hey.. I like the idea of that...
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| Braden M | yeah.. that means.. 4 boobies.. woohoo.. :-)
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| MadDog | I've invented a new form of dancing. I call it
"Ass-Dance", and you do it while youre sitting
in your seat. It makes you look cool and
trendy while giving your buttocks a firm
tone...
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| Braden M | cool.. I'll be up for a bit of that for sure..
maybe you could release your own fitness video
called..
Ass-Dance.. tone your Ass while having fun at
the same time. :-)
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| MadDog | Tammy just came...
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| Braden M | thankgod I wasn't there when it happened..
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| MadDog | I think we need a mop...
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| Braden M | oh no.. I'm outta here..
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| MadDog | we should see how much we can funk this song
up...
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| Braden M | yeah.. we could do a thrash metal version..
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| MadDog | or a jazz ska version.. heheh
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| Braden M | or even techno rumba version..
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| MadDog | or even a spoken word william shatner
version...
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| Braden M | or performed nude with umbrellas covering our
rudie bits...
I'm not sure how the song comes into it..
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| MadDog | surprisingly, that might be very
appropriate...
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| Braden M | please tell her via subtle hints to stop
polluting the air with her wierd arse
singing... meaning.. don't say it came from
braden.
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| MadDog | Too bad.. youre dead meat! This is going on my
homepage!!
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| Braden M | she won't read the homepage.. so I'll
be right.
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| MadDog | I'll tell her to read it.. and then she' kill
you, possibly through such methods as never
seen before outside of a bankok prison...
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| MadDog | HAHAAH!!
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| Braden M | if they've never been seen outside a
ban-cock.. hehe..
prison.. I'm asuming she's been to a ban-cock
prison,
meaning she's a convicted felon, and should be
decapated immeadiately!
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| MadDog | fair enuff... I'll let you do the honours...
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| Braden M | if you supply the weapon of course..
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| MadDog | here... take this artichoke...
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| Braden M | *proceeds to saw off her head with a
blunt artichoke*
ooh.. got a bit of green-ness in her ear..
oh well.. she might get her jollies from it
being in there.. ya never know..
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| MadDog | nah... youre supposed to choke her with it...
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| Braden M | The first version of this song was...
"Come on baby light my farts".. but it didn't go
down well.. so they changed it.
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| MadDog | My arm is moving, not by its self, but through
bio-electrical pulses traveling from the brain
down through the spine ending in the nerves
attached to my muscles...
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| Braden M | but is it moving in a upwardly, downwardly
moving.. eg.. look likes your jerking off?
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| MadDog | negative student fizzlesnort. It is infact
making a peace sign... a sign for the future..
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| Braden M | The original lyrics to this song instead of
Come on Eileen, was..
Come on.. my face.. but it didn't go down
well, so they changed it.
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| MadDog | Hey, guess what she's wearing today...
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| Braden M | Um.. Normally I would say a pink jumpsuit, but
um... let me guess..
an x-files t-shirt??
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| MadDog | yeah... do you think she likes it?
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| Braden M | Hmmm.. yeah.. maybe she has something for
David Duchovny..
or Skinner or something..
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| MadDog | I reckon her wardrobe would be like Inspector
Gadgets, but instead of a shitload of trench
coats, theres, like, 50 x-files tshirts...
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| Braden M | hehehe.. yeah.. I reckon as well..
Go-go x-files shirt..
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| MadDog | my god those are some huge ass sunglasses..
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| Braden M | heheh
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| Braden M | this chucko from skunkmonkey. i jus wanna say,
keep pimpin!!
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| MadDog | err.. i will.. thanks...
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| Braden M | When's she going to serve us lunch, cause I
really feel like some chicken snitzel and
veges if ya know what I mean.. with her
waiters uniform and all.. hehe
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| Braden M | Hey, I think you should tell her that its
not on for Amish people to use computers.. I
think the clan would be very upset.. hehe
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| MadDog | HAHAHAHA!!... ahh..
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