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| Hatch | Scott just had before another couple of oldies have a
go at him.
What is he, flavour of the month for old people?
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| MadDog | I know... its not like he's into knitting, lawn
bowls or smart cardigans or anything... i dont
understand it.
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| Hatch | hehe, I just hung up on paul kaye accidently!!
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| MadDog | you dick.. he's gonna be pissd at yoooo!! heheh
only kidding.
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| Hatch | Yeah... and I've got to meet him tomorrow! eehe
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| MadDog | hehehe... he'll punch you in the head...
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| Hatch | and I'll duck quickly and pinch him in the
goolies!
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| MadDog | yaay!
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| Hatch | If I could become a super hero, I'd call myself
Prepubescant Phlegm Collector Man
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| Hatch | The name of my next kid is going to be
Crazygoatboy Bob.
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| MadDog | got a handy hint for the Newsletter?
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| Hatch | Umm, say, if you want to see stuff on the net,
you have to have a computer!
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| MadDog | which is plugged in
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| Hatch | or you could say, to get lots of nice pictures
that will amuse the kiddies, check out
www.longschlong.com
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| MadDog | or www.bigblackbooty.com
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| Hatch | or
www.yesladyhalifaxI'dloveacucumbersandwich.com
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| MadDog | ow
www.Ifuckdogsandcatsandgoatsandsheepandseamonkeys
com
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| Hatch | or
www.thisladythati'mtalkingtoisacompletewhorebagan
i'dliketokillhernowgoddammit.com
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| MadDog | or
www.theycutoffmylegsnowi'manamputeegoddammit.com
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| Hatch | arrghhh, my dad is giving me shit over icq! HEHEH
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| MadDog | hehehe what like?
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| Hatch | Stuff such as...
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| Hatch | Dad Wrote:
Sorry but you need to improve the quality of your
arguments,
Now your just resorting to abuse to try and make
your point, and abusing me is not a valid
argument.
Game over
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| Hatch | Dad Wrote:
Of course it is son who else would be able to
argue this well, certainly not any of your
friends .
My first name is Paul and your middle name is
Fyfield
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| Hatch | Dad Wrote:
You also have a very pale complection is that
enough proof for you?
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| Hatch | Dad Wrote:
Brains beats abuse everytime Braden, you should
try it sometime.
will you be home for dinner tonight, or can't you
stand our company anymore?
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| MadDog | Ooooooooh..... dad's getting narky...
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| Hatch | I know... heheh, I think its hilarious! hehe
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| MadDog | you big rebellious boy you!
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| Hatch | oi... cool.. someone called me rebilious...
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| MadDog | If a fundamentalist Bible belt minister tells you
that
you are the anti-christ don't take it personally.
Put it
on a business card, maybe you can make a business
connection with other underworld entities.
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| MadDog | Remember, when a woman in a short, sequined skirt
approaches you on a street corner and asks for a
good time, direct her to the nearest Disney Store
as it always seems to be full of happiness.
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| Hatch | Hey, do you know what happened round the corner
at st georges road?
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| MadDog | yeah... i dont know what you were talking about
with people crying and shit.....
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| Hatch | What... you didn't see anything at all?
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| MadDog | no people crying.... It was a bomb threat....
apparently someone had found a stick of
explosives near the school.... we walked down to
take the videos back and asked one of the
cops....
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| Hatch | shit hey... cool... so I finally freaked someone
out. Bout time too... heheh
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| MadDog | yeah... was a bit of fun... plenty of life and
excitement... people were sitting on their front
steps wating for a big explosion....
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| MadDog | Is there a meaning to life?
Sure, but it probably has something to do with
corned beef.
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| Hatch | I see you're online! heheheh
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| MadDog | I also see you are online
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| MadDog | |\/\/\/\/|
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O O <<< BART SIMPSON!!!
U (Can you tell I'm bored?)
(____)
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| Hatch | yes I can tell.
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| Hatch | See they're making the next two star wars
movies in Australia. Movies 2 and 3. Thats
pretty cool I reckon.
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| MadDog | yeah.... we'll have to sneek in as extras in
the background and do the thumbs up thing....
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| Hatch | Yup, I'm writing an email to george lucas as
we speak!
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| MadDog | saying "we can do the thumbs up thing?"
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| Hatch | Yup, thats the plan!
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| MadDog | yaaaay!!! BONG!!! Mortaaaall
Kooommmmbaaaaatt!!!!
dum da da dum dum... da da dum dum ... dum da
da dum dum... da da dum dum.. noo noo noo noo
noonoo do do do dooooo... dum do do dooo doo
doooo... do do doooooo.
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| Hatch | If only we were jewish.. we could form a band
called 2 LIVE JEWS! hehehe
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| MadDog | if only we were jewish and there was 2 of
us...
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| MadDog | (new irc slang)
*RAOFLVPPICS*
Translation.
*rolling around on the floor licking vinyl
pondering possible icq colour schemes*
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| Hatch | What, is that fair dinkum?
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| MadDog | no... tim sent it to me...
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