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| MadDog | heres the post...
Hi there like to make a friend eny one
like to chat with a friendly person .
My name is jodie age 42 and femal and
married 21 no kids like friends
and that the, like to chat like music
movie and old tv shows like travle ing
and like makeing friends like doing
crafs and meny other thing,s like makeing
friends eny one like to chat to make
friends jodie email enyy time and have
good day jodie
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| Braden M | whats the.. 21 no kids bit?? she has no kids,
or has 21 kids??
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| MadDog | maybe she's married to 21 kids... hrrmm
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| Braden M | hehe.. I wonder if they also clickt little
spoons..
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| MadDog | yes... and maybe they also like travle ing
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| Braden M | hehe.. could be..
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| MadDog | nah.. I dont think it does...
I dreamed a weird one last night but I forgot
most of it. I just remember steering a pirate
ship around and I crashed it and I had to beg
the pirate who owned the ship for my life...
weird... but there was like a little thin bit
that I had to steer it through and I fell off
and it landed on another bit... but I had an
extra life...
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| Braden M | an extra life.. ok.. theres the hint telling
you that you play to many video games..
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| MadDog | yeah!!! rock on dream!
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| Braden M | I had some weird dream about the word smoo..
but yeah.. it wasn't rude..
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| MadDog | wow! you should feel blessed.. I know I would
if I had been visited by the cheese god...
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| Braden M | I assume you are responsible for this..
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| MadDog | I dont know what you are talking about...
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| Braden M | hmm... ok..
*ponders about his existence within this
universe, and also about the cheese god*
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| MadDog | you should believe mad.. the cheese god hates
non believers and punishes them vengefully
with his Gouda of Doom...
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| Braden M | 'RIDE THE SNAKE'
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| MadDog | whhsshhhhhh... *waves arms around and
whispers*
"...ride the snake..."
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| MadDog | my mum's hacking into the CIA mainframe
again...
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| Braden M | aww.. you mum.. she's a wacky one isn't she..
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| MadDog | she's wacky on the junk allright....
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| Braden M | good luck to her I say.. dam the man ...
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| MadDog | yep... she's hepped up on goofballs ready to
kick some ass!
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| Braden M | goofballs.. hehe.. hopped... hehe
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| MadDog | heheh.. rabbits hole...
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| Braden M | everytime I see your mum online.. my computer
locks up and a message across the screen says
that I've been hacked..
maybe it was your mum that hacked our icq..
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| MadDog | yeah.. it was her actually... I gave hera
good beating over it too!!
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| Braden M | good move citizen.
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| MadDog | Perhaps the film I'm looking most forward to
next year is DUDE, WHERE's MY CAR who's plot
outline simply states, "Two potheads wake up
from a night of partying and can't remember
where they parked their car." With Fabio as a
guest star, and characters like "Nordic Dude
#2" in the credits, it's cleary next year's
blockbuster.
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| Braden M | hehe.. Anagram of Diego Maradona
is...
- O dear, I'm a gonad
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| MadDog | faaarg!! wow...
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| Braden M | yeah.. pretty nifty hey..
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| MadDog | yeah!!
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| MadDog | it would be better if it had noodles though...
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. noodles.. shit yeah.. noodles are
good.
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| MadDog | and the stirring device isnt quite long
enough...
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| Braden M | yeah.. dam them.. they never know what the
customer wants.. especially when it comes to
stirring devices..
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| MadDog | yeah... but does the job...
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| Braden M | ah.. off doing her Elf Duties I guess..
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| MadDog | yeah.. mending shoes and what-not...
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| Braden M | and making presents.. hehe
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| MadDog | yeah... and appearing in sick porn....
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| Braden M | and mollesting chickens..
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| MadDog | I didnt know elves did that
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| Braden M | either did I , until this elf told me what he
did..
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| MadDog | ahh... were you cool with it or did you freak
out?
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| Braden M | I freaked out.. but I'm cool with it now.
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| MadDog | cool... so you like hang out and stuff?
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| Braden M | well he wanted me to hang out at this local
chicken farm, and I kinda knew what he was
thinking, so I backed out, and haven't spoken
to him since..
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| MadDog | Ahhh... cool... good choice...
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| Braden M | although I did get a chrissy card from him
last christmas .. and there was a picture of a
chicken on the front with the words inside
saying...
"Wish you were here.. "
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| MadDog | did you wash your hands afterwards?
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| Braden M | Yup.. with that Dawn detergent stuff..
freaking stains like you wouldn't believe on
that card..
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| MadDog | ahh... you know I'm always gonna buy Dawn
now... not because it saves me money, or
because it washes dishes really well, but you
can do that cool thing by putting a bit on the
tip of your finger and touching a bowl of
water with grease on the top and the grease
just shits itself... it actually works!
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| Braden M | Does it.. I actually just bought some just
before when I went to the supermarket.. the
lemon scented one I wanted to try.
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| MadDog | yeah.. i got that.. i was worried that it
wouldnt work as well as the original Blue
Death flavour.. but fear not.. it rocks steady
my brother!
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| Braden M | Does it.. cool.. it too reminds me of the time
we first met.. :-)
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| MadDog | This is a public pool...
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| Braden M | We.. are brothers.. Let us defend the
internet...
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| MadDog | ...my brother...
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| Braden M | hehe
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| Braden M | Sonic wasn't originally planned to be a
hedgehog. In fact, there were over 200
original design sketches for him! As it
narrowed down, some of the finals were a
rabbit that could pick objects up with its
ears, a bulldog with an American flag bandanna
and cowboy hat, and a fat man with a moustache
and tourist-like Hawaiian clothes.
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| MadDog | yeah. he should have been a gerble... then it
could be called "Sonic's Bizzare Adventure in
Richard Gere's Rectum"....
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| Braden M | hehe.. that was actually the first original
concept, but it got scrapped.. I wonder why.
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| MadDog | yeah...
the sequal "Sonic 2: Rectal Blasters" would
have went platnum fer sure!
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| Braden M | hahaha...
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| MadDog | Honestly, I just like using the word
'Rectum'.....
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| Braden M | yeah.. well thats a big fuckin surprise..
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| MadDog | sorry? what was that?
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| Braden M | the rectum thing..
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| MadDog | noo.. you were supposed to say "I said , I..
uh.. I really like apple pie."
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| Braden M | HUH??? confused..
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| MadDog | Computer Boy...
"Well that comes as a big fuckin' surprise"
"Sorry, what was that?"
"I said, I... uh... I really like apple pie."
"Yeah! Me too.. Apple pie rules."
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| Braden M | hahaha.. got ya know.. yeah.. apple pie..
rules...
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| MadDog | thats right...
I AM THE LORD OF RECTANGLES BABY!
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| Braden M | I thought you were going to say you were the
lord of RECTUMS... haha..
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| MadDog | noo.. that would make me an ass master... which
I'm not...
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| Braden M | ahh... No ass master for you..
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| MadDog | damn right!
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| Braden M | saturday.. yup.. groovy.. its a date then..
well.. yeah.. a getogether thingy..
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| MadDog | yeah.. we're not poofs though...
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| Braden M | oh fuck no matey...
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| MadDog | good.. we've got that straight..
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| Braden M | Hey, whats that thing that alex kidd eats in
the cart version, not the sms2 version in which
its a hamburger.. isn't it some jap food?
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| MadDog | yeah.. its like a weird sushi-rice roll
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| Braden M | yeah.. thats what I thought..
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| MadDog | why?
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| Braden M | no reason
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| Braden M | CRUMPETS ARE BREAKFAST MATERIAL....
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| MadDog | CRUMPETS ARE FOOD!!!!! FOOD IS NICE!! MMMM!!!
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| Braden M | Do you eat cornflakes for dinner? and if you
do.. well I give up...
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| MadDog | not cornflakes.. but sultana bran sometimes...
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| Braden M | argggggggh......
*insane in the brain dance*
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| MadDog | how does that go?
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| Braden M | bzzzzzzzkkktt.. pop.. snizzileee pffftt....
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| MadDog | hmmm... you poor soul.. here.. have a
crumpet...
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| Braden M | Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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| Braden M | that link you gave me didn't work.. grrrr
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| MadDog | what link
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| Braden M | the web.. one..
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| MadDog | oh.. sorry.. here it is..
www.http:/index.html.com.org
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