MadDog | some chick just rang up and her name was
Ngoc... its pronounced "nok"... she sounded
really hot..
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MadDog | she had a hot sexy voice...
but with a name like Ngoc she'd prolly be
vietnamese or something...
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Braden M | yeah.. ya gotta love those good voices..
awesome.. i haven't heard one of them for a
while now...
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Braden M | she should go on 'The weakest link!!'...
hehe
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MadDog | hehhe... with Zoran and Rionorach (or
whetever)...
... and Sir Gustaf Nossal
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Braden M | hehe.. yup.. the whore bag presenter would
have fun pronouncing those names.. hehe
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MadDog | heheh
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Braden M | Sir Gustof says.. " Hey biatch... you can't
pronounce for shit.. you are the weakest
link.. now FUCK OFF... "
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MadDog | hehh... then proceeds to empty the contents of
his nossals on her head...
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Braden M | all while getting it off with Riognach..
hehe.. and Ngoc..
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MadDog | yep.... oh if only we had funding for our own
show...
... it'd be fucked.. heheh
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Braden M | pretty much.. hehe..
still a slim chance for a ratings winner
though i reckon..
up there with .. Don't forget ya toothbrush
for sure..
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MadDog | yeah.. and the russel gilbert show...
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Braden M | shit.. i'm sure we'd outrate that show ..
easily..
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Braden M | good ol' marla sokoloff has a fine set indeed..
:-)
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MadDog | mmm... marla sukmeoff....
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Braden M | ooh.. didn't think of that..
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MadDog | how could you not think of that one.... heheh
was the first thing that came to mind...
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MadDog | she collects guitars and writes music! youre
in!
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Braden M | yeah.. i know.. and she's born on the 19th of
december.. a day before my b'day.. its a
goddam sign i tell ya..
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MadDog | yeah! YOURE FREAKIN IN!!
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Braden M | stone cold says HELL YEAH!!!
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MadDog | yeah... youre in with him too I guess... if
thats your thing...
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Braden M | no fuck ya.. not stone cold.. he's my personal
trainer though..
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MadDog | oh.. silly me... I should have known... seeing
as your pysiques are so identical...
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Braden M | we're swapping techniques.. i'm going to be
showing him how to have a neck..
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Hatch | oh bugger, there's not jollyscrotum.com
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MadDog | nor is there a buggermesideways.com
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Hatch | or an scratchmewhereitfeelsgood.com
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MadDog | or a kissmewhereitsmellsfunny.com
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Hatch | or whyiseverybodyalwayspickingonme.com
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MadDog | or pubes.com
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Hatch | or scruffyscrotums.com
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MadDog | or pinkbits.com..... actually there might
be....
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Hatch | there is a pinkbits.com, I just checked.
but there's no buttcheeksrus.com
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MadDog | Mmmm.... bumlicker.com
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Hatch | or pimplyschlongs.com
mmmmm pimply..... to far!!
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MadDog | TOO FARKING FAR!!!!
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