The Hatch Files

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MadDog nup.... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Braden M huh.. you've gone all loopy on me..
MadDog You are on the wauy to destruction. What you say!! You have no chance to survive make your time. HA Ha HA HA ... Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. Move 'zig'
Braden M you gone loco.. crazy.. freakin nuttish...

MadDog dude.. you there?
MadDog I guess your not there..... oh well.. youre missing out on some cool stuff.... you miss out... your loss... thats all...
MadDog yup... some good stuff indeed....
MadDog stuff quite possibly involving breasts....
MadDog but also maybe not...
Braden M breasts my arse.. what is it?
MadDog hehe... nup.. youre too late...

MadDog SHIT!! I forgot to say FRIDAY... YOU BEAUTY... this morning....
Braden M what?? I was thinking this morning as i was having breaky, that you'd be saying that around 8 or so.. hehe
MadDog heheh... yeah... forgot.... dammit... i just said it loudly then though.... so that makes up for it...
Braden M yeah.. its still friday, so it still can count..
MadDog yep...

MadDog kewl.... ... . . . ... .. .... ... . . ... ... .. . .. ... . . .. ... ..
Braden M yup.. cool with lots of dots in it..
MadDog yep.... had a miscellaneous dot seizure...

MadDog smurfette is actually Madge Bishop!!!
Braden M haha..

MadDog Jennifer Lopez _*IS*_ saying "If I wanna floss, I got my own" Just looked it up..... :)
Braden M it is floss.. hehe.. well i'll be..
MadDog yep.... I guess she likes to floss.... We cant really hold good oral hygine against her now....
Braden M i guess not.. hehe

MadDog some chick just rang up and her name was Ngoc... its pronounced "nok"... she sounded really hot..
MadDog she had a hot sexy voice... but with a name like Ngoc she'd prolly be vietnamese or something...
Braden M yeah.. ya gotta love those good voices.. awesome.. i haven't heard one of them for a while now...
Braden M she should go on 'The weakest link!!'... hehe
MadDog hehhe... with Zoran and Rionorach (or whetever)... ... and Sir Gustaf Nossal
Braden M hehe.. yup.. the whore bag presenter would have fun pronouncing those names.. hehe
MadDog heheh
Braden M Sir Gustof says.. " Hey biatch... you can't pronounce for shit.. you are the weakest link.. now FUCK OFF... "
MadDog hehh... then proceeds to empty the contents of his nossals on her head...
Braden M all while getting it off with Riognach.. hehe.. and Ngoc..
MadDog yep.... oh if only we had funding for our own show... ... it'd be fucked.. heheh
Braden M pretty much.. hehe.. still a slim chance for a ratings winner though i reckon.. up there with .. Don't forget ya toothbrush for sure..
MadDog yeah.. and the russel gilbert show...
Braden M shit.. i'm sure we'd outrate that show .. easily..

Braden M the new tomb raider trailer is out.. its looks cool as..
MadDog where's the wacky bit at the end....
Braden M it should be lara giving us a flash or something..
MadDog or she could just say "num num lip lip" ... or somthing...

Braden M good ol' marla sokoloff has a fine set indeed.. :-)
MadDog mmm... marla sukmeoff....
Braden M ooh.. didn't think of that..
MadDog how could you not think of that one.... heheh was the first thing that came to mind...
MadDog she collects guitars and writes music! youre in!
Braden M yeah.. i know.. and she's born on the 19th of december.. a day before my b'day.. its a goddam sign i tell ya..
MadDog yeah! YOURE FREAKIN IN!!
Braden M stone cold says HELL YEAH!!!
MadDog yeah... youre in with him too I guess... if thats your thing...
Braden M no fuck ya.. not stone cold.. he's my personal trainer though..
MadDog oh.. silly me... I should have known... seeing as your pysiques are so identical...
Braden M we're swapping techniques.. i'm going to be showing him how to have a neck..

Braden M the bastards just played a prank on me.. an exploding pen.
MadDog MWAHAHHAH!
Braden M scared the living crap out of me..

Braden M we could grab a dvd or something.. i got 2 free weeklys from cockbuster..
MadDog heheh.. and we can ask them if they bust their cocks...
Braden M hehe.. yeah.. what a plan..

Braden M ARRRRRRRSEEEEEEEEE.... mmmmm.. arse..
MadDog mmm.... arse and a half...
Braden M yes.. an arse and a half of full cream jennifer love hewitt.
MadDog mmm.. cream

Braden M i just helped some chicks out from Manpower.. hehe.. they're doing a course at the tafe.. as in..teaching a course for people.. Mmm.. one of them was manlicious.. in a femenine way..
MadDog manpower?
Braden M yeah.. they're doing some training course here in shepp... dunno what its about..
MadDog but manpower are like.. men...
Braden M yeah.. but the training people of manpower are chicks.. decent chicks too..
MadDog ahh.. okay... mmm.

MadDog see mulder had his cheeks pulled apart too much...
Braden M by aliens
MadDog yes... and now he's dead...
Braden M what?? dead.. i haven't been watching.. there weren't enough cheek pulling by the aliens.. and now who's cheeks are they going to pull apart?? geez..
MadDog yep.. the cheeks have exceeded their legal rations of pullings..... and hence, mulder is a dead pile of elongated cheeks...
Braden M hehe.. cheeks a plenty.. they could have started on is other cheeks.. being mainly his arse ones..
MadDog NO! thats wrong... I think aliens have learned all they can from anuses...
Braden M hehe.. good point..

Hatch oh bugger, there's not jollyscrotum.com
MadDog nor is there a buggermesideways.com
Hatch or an scratchmewhereitfeelsgood.com
MadDog or a kissmewhereitsmellsfunny.com
Hatch or whyiseverybodyalwayspickingonme.com
MadDog or pubes.com
Hatch or scruffyscrotums.com
MadDog or pinkbits.com..... actually there might be....
Hatch there is a pinkbits.com, I just checked. but there's no buttcheeksrus.com
MadDog Mmmm.... bumlicker.com
Hatch or pimplyschlongs.com mmmmm pimply..... to far!!
MadDog TOO FARKING FAR!!!!

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