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| MadDog | "Christopher Reeve broke his leg on August
17th during physical therapy. The exact cause
of the injury is unknown, but sources close to
Reeve suggest it may have something to do with
trying to get a crippled guy to walk."
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| Braden M | hahaha.. good point
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| MadDog | The Ants Are My Friends... theyre blowing in
the wind...
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| MadDog | pretty little thing, lemon-lime chicana 'cause
mama I'm sure hard to henna now, yes I am
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| MadDog | a wombat man a wombat man
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| MadDog | Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a to me,
Leon!
Become-a come-a come-a come-a come-a comedian!
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| MadDog | I really don't like him... Doctor Cashpot,
Doctor Cashpot
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| MadDog | They shook head lice all over the church floor
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| MadDog | I've got the best Glade Plug-Ins south of
America!
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| MadDog | Slow-motion Walter, dat fire-engine guy
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| Braden M | hehe.. misheard lyrics..
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| MadDog | heheh .. yep
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| Braden M | is this maddog??
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| MadDog | no, its freakin goldilocks... *flicks your
forehead*
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| Braden M | arrghh.. Mikey has been taken over by
Goldilocks and is flicking foreheads left and
right all round.. NOoooooooooooo
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| MadDog | OH MY GOD!! ITS MICHAEL FROM HUMAN NATURE!!
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| Braden M | what?? where?
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| MadDog | neighbours last night... with michael from
human nature!!!!
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| Braden M | oh.. I missed it.. but yeah.. I saw him on the
adds? who is he buttfucking?
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| MadDog | doc kennedy
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| Braden M | ahh.. Susan won't be happy bout that..
although her being a lesbian in real life..
well.. maybe she wouldn't mind..
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| MadDog | yeah... buttfucking...
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| Braden M | yup.. on camera.. and human nature can write a
song about it.. called..
I buttfucked Karl Kennedy
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| MadDog | :)
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| Braden M | and then john farnham and jimmy barnes can get
on the act and all record a song called...
lets all buttfuck together...
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| MadDog | a yippie-yie-oh!
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| MadDog | oh.. and have you seen my eggwhisk?
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| Braden M | i wish.. so I could smack this bitch down who
I'm talking to.
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| MadDog | yup... nothing's quite as effective in
delivering a holy hell of an ass-whupping as
an egg whisk...
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| Braden M | freakin oath..
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| MadDog | Guess who I am...
"oh OH oh OH
oh OH oh OH
oOoOoh oOoOoh
OOOOooooaaaahhhh...."
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| Braden M | umm.. no idea?
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| MadDog | Pink!
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| Braden M | hahahaha.. is that one of her songs?
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| MadDog | you know.. that one withthe opera singer...
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. yup
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| MadDog | yep.. well thats me... :)
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| MadDog | I think Mark Philippoussis and Rove McManus
should get married... cause Mark's got the
word Poo in is surname and Rove's got the word
Anus in his... Good theory or what?
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| MadDog | did you see hollow man?
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| Braden M | braden went to the news, this is joshua poort
the work experience boy
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| MadDog | hello josh...
... well did YOU see hollow man?
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| Braden M | nah, i didnt get the chance to, but i saw the
making of it looked very very cool
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| MadDog | yes... t'was...
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| Braden M | yup.
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| MadDog | ive been staring at this sp1 instalation for 5
minutes now, and I've come to the conlusion
that each little piece of paper that flies
from one folder to the other gets rotated -90
degrees when it moves across... what sort of
filing system is that? I thing Bill Gates has
a lot to answer for...
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| Braden M | hehe.. fun stuff indeed... I bet they imploy
someone who does that job exactly in
microsoft.
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| MadDog | yup.. he has a little name badge:
Jake Mortenson
Senior flying piece of paper animator
Windows 2000 SP1 Installer division
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| Braden M | he probably get 50 grand a year for that too..
and he learnt it at filing paper at -90 degrees
university.
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| MadDog | yeah... he hated that place so that he made
the pieces of paper file at negative 90
degrees just get his own twisted revenge...
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| Braden M | hehe.. yup..
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| MadDog | *old brittish person voice*
You are so terribly old
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| MadDog | BOKU WA JOHNNY DESU!
I found someone who could translate that for
me.... it means "My name is johnny!" or
literally "I am Johnny-like"
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| MadDog | hello best man....
you realise that makes you better than
everyone else dont you.... except me.. that's
the loop hole.... :)
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| Braden M | haha.. yeah.. every dam night i've been trying
to write some sort of speech in my head.. its
hard..
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| MadDog | Heheheh
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| Braden M | but don't worry.. it'll be cool.. it'll be
perfect
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| MadDog | hehehe.... mention the word 'schlong' and I'll
kill you...
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| Braden M | oh bugger.. i'm going to have to start all
over again..
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| MadDog | have you ever designed your own package?
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| Braden M | package of what?
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| MadDog | you know.. your package, man... your... *wink
wink* package....
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| Braden M | don't ever wink at my package...
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| MadDog | shit.. sorry.... yeah.... err... ahem...
*looks around cautiously*
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| Braden M | yeah.. fucken cautiously i hope..
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| Braden M | the church guy
didn't mention anything about wanting to have
sex with 12 year old boys who look like a
young Brad Pitt did he??
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| MadDog | no....
of course not....
it was a young freddie prinze jnr...
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| Braden M | really.. shit.. Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't
going to be looking forward to a long term
relationship with him then.. cause a couple
years down the track, if he goes mental about
genital fondling for no reason.. i wouldn't
like to be around him...
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| MadDog | dude...
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| MadDog | err.. dude? *pokes fore head*
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| Braden M | yeah.. dude..
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| MadDog | ahh.. there you are...
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| Braden M | yes.. here.. i am.. in a way, that has never
been done before..
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