The Hatch Files

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Hatch I just ate half a block of chocolate... I feel weird.. dam.. I usueally can down a whole one easily.
MadDog havent had a whole block in a while
Hatch yeah.. maybe.. that could be it
MadDog yeah.. stomach needs to expand.... or chocifiy.... or something
Hatch yeah.. hmm.. that could be it.. might have to condition it some more tomorrow night..

MadDog heheh... i started up my icq and all my american pie sounds all mixed together.... heheh.. "I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to- god bless the Internet- like waaarm apple pie" hehehhehe
Hatch heheh.. funny stuff..

Hatch what do you wanna eat?
MadDog how does chinese sound?
MadDog and dont say "ping ching fung!" either smart ass!

MadDog Truely jizzy carpet jizzers jiz at carpet jiz...
Hatch Noooooooooooo......

MadDog I like my new search engine... page 3 is the only crazy conversation page where the word 'fuck' isnt used.... :o)

MadDog that chick on Becker has nice boobies..
Hatch ooh.. lemme look.. its on now
MadDog yeah... she's not on at the moment...
Hatch ooh.. might have to start getting into this show..
MadDog I'll let you know when she's on...
Hatch ah.. ok.. coo
MadDog coo
Hatch the thing in the red?
MadDog nah.. that wasnt her....
Hatch ah..ok
MadDog I'll go : "WOOP! WOOOOP! BREAST ALERT!" This has been a test... repeat... just a test...
Hatch ah.. ok.. gotchya

MadDog THERE SHE IS!! WHITE THING!
MadDog cant see her titties much there though....
Hatch yeah.. I know.. I wanna see titties..
MadDog me too... we should find her name, and look for nude pics...
Hatch yeah.. definetly..

MadDog "Do you see any lemongrass, biatch?"

MadDog yaay for old crap nes games! yaay for emulation!
Hatch exactly.. and a super yayy to boosies..
MadDog SUPER YAAAY!
Hatch definetly...
MadDog to boosies!
Hatch where...
MadDog no where.... I was drinking to boosies! TO BOOSIES!!!
Hatch ahh.. okies..cool.. To boosies
MadDog *beep*

MadDog heheh.. dawsons dad was the flash...
Hatch arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh.. Noooooooooo
MadDog yeah... heheheh.. isnt that cool?
Hatch yeah.. I do remember him actually.

MadDog they stood up for love... they stood up for looove...
Hatch I'm sure they did..
MadDog and they walked in the dreee-eee-eeem!
Hatch yeah.. and what did they do?
MadDog well.. umm.. they walked in the dream, you know.. the place where fishes go...
Hatch oh.. yeah. fishes.. they go many places indeed.
MadDog I want to dance with you....
Hatch not here man.. just relax
MadDog oh.. yes.. ofcourse...
Hatch hmm.. okies.. *proceeds to do a jig with maddog*
MadDog Oh! What fun, friend... *jig jig jig*
Hatch ooh.. jigging is fun!!

Hatch I am fucked.. and fucked I am.. typing leads to sleep.. sleep leads to dreaming.. dreaming leads to nightmares.. nightmares leads to no sleep.. no sleep leads to being fucked.. etc...
MadDog i wish I were fucked.. heheh
Hatch hehe..same here secretly
MadDog HAHAAH!! NOT SECRETLY ANYMORE!! I'm gonna post it on the posting board.... naah...

MadDog yaay! dione has awesome titties...
Hatch I know.. did you see her tonight in that orange thing.. my gawd.. magnificent titties..
MadDog 2 perfect orange spheres... just sitting there like ripe cantelopes .. jently whispering "suck me... I'm juicy.... "
Hatch oh my god.. that was just perfect.. LOL... Hey.. did I tell you my sister met Dione the other day, working on this television show thingy pilot.. and also the ocean girl chick, and Claudio Karvan.. how bout that.
MadDog who's claudio karvan? is he related to claudio borzillo? heheh just a little braden joke there...
Hatch yeah.. bugger you mate.. I mean.. Claudia Karvan.. fuck it
Hatch I don't know how joel can sit there talking to her, when he's wasting valueable tit sucking time.
MadDog yeah.. he should just go for it...
Hatch exactly.. you can tell she swallows.. look at her teeth.. they're so white.
MadDog yeah... like a row of Juicy Fruits....
Hatch yeah.. juicy fruits, but nice chumpy big ones.. with nipply bits on them.
MadDog what??? theres no nipply bits on her teeth....
Hatch no.. I'm talking about her breasts.. sorry
MadDog I'm talking about her teeth being like a row of juicy fruits.. like the chewies...
Hatch oh yeah.. that too.
MadDog maybe if I said PK's you might of got it.. I'll note that for next time...
Hatch yup.. note it boyo

MadDog DAMN! dione isnt on neighbours.com...
Hatch yeah.. she is.. I'm sure she is..
MadDog nup....
Hatch bastards
MadDog pack of miserable bastards, stoopid bastards.. thats what I call em....
Hatch mail them and say.. you pack of miserable bastards.. not putting a pic of dione on neighbours.com
MadDog fancy that.... in fact we should demand that they start up a site devoted to her...and they'll call it www.dionesfuckingawesometittiesandstraightwhiteteeth.com
Hatch yeah.. especially the bit about the straight white teeth.
MadDog her full name is Dione Bliss... Cor.. Bliss? I'll say.. mmm.. titty heaven... I hope its not too long till she does a speread in Ralph or FHM....
Hatch yeah.. I reckon so too.. hopefully she's into showing off her body..
MadDog yeah... and her tits...
Hatch yeah.. definetly..lots of derogotory tit shots

MadDog yes.. umm....
Hatch yeah.. *thinking of something to say* tits...

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