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| Mikey | rachel leigh cook is purdey...
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| Braden M | she is a total cutey there's no doubt about
it... :-)
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| Mikey | purdey...
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| Braden M | purdey cat purdey.. :-)
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| Mikey | and she is l33t webmaster!!! she got the mad
html skillz!
http://www.rachaelleighcook.com/
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| Braden M | haha.. its pretty basic hey...
she is the inernet hacker of the 22nd
century..
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| Braden M | woohoo.. well that confirms she has breasts...
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| Mikey | or nipples at least
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| Braden M | yeah... unless they're fake and come with the
bra..
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| Mikey | yeah.. or maybe they're those stawberry and
cream lollies.... they kinda look like
nipples...
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| Braden M | kinda?? how about.. look nothing freakin like
nipples at all??? hehe
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| Mikey | okay then... well how about...
*punches you in the teeth*
YEAH!! HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry..
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| Braden M | okay then... well how about...
*punches you in the teeth*
YEAH!! HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry..
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| Mikey | damn.. now we both have no teeth.. well that
was a bad career choice... *uses the magical
teeth reguvinating want on us both*
Ahh.. I'm young again....
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| Braden M | ahh.. thankgod my teeth are ok .. going thru
all those braces for nothing would have gotten
me slightly smitten... :-)
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| Braden M | and rachelleighcook.com is for sale..
i looked it up.. she didn't register it
herself.. just checking, cause i'd be
contacting her right now if she did.. hehe
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| Mikey | heheh... nah.. thats rachel spelled wrong..
its rachael... it kind like
michael but the first 2 letters are
different.. which means that she secretly
wants to have sex with me...
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| Braden M | ahh... really?? she actually said this to
you??
THAT IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME DUDE... YOU HAVE TO
GIVE ME ALL THE DETAILS... :-)
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| Mikey | well she didnt actually say it so much as she
sent it to me telepathically...
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| Braden M | Ahh.. really.... telepathically??
I get that all the time from Melissa Joan
Hart, but i have to tell her to fuck off....
telepathically that is....
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| Mikey | why would you tell her to fuck off?
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| Braden M | she's too freckly... not a big fan of the
freckles..
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| Mikey | i thought it might have been the Joan part of
her name which brings up images of 80 year old
women...
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| Braden M | hmm... no.. thankgod...
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| Mikey | the alien technology has infected your
computer!! QUICK!! GET DOWWWN! *in arnie
voice*
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| Mikey | YAAAY!!! Planet maddog is number 3 in google
for "pantaloons calamari" HAHAHAHAH!!!
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| Braden M | hahahhaa.... thats a pisser...
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| Braden M | i've been at the prison this arvo..
dhurringile..
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| Braden M | thankfully it wasn't pound me in the ass
prison..
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| Mikey | I was about to say, did you get pounded in the
ass? heheh
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| Braden M | Noooooooooooooo.... no pound ME in the ass
prison abilities whatsoever
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| Mikey | dya think it would be possible to cross a
zebra with a weazel? cause, like they've both
got Z in their names...
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| Mikey | or maybe a gazelle?
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| Braden M | If cross breading were based about what kind
of letters their name was made up of... yes...
but i think you'll be in an uphill battle to
get it to work...
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| Mikey | Hmmm... perhaps youre right...
*frees the weazel*
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| Braden M | and i hope for your sake you'll be freezing
that gazelle as well...
or i'll dob on you..
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| Mikey | okay, I will tomorrow...
tonite I want to dress it as an astronaut
cowboy... I reckon that would look funny...
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| Braden M | hehe.. or scan it into your computer... with
your new scanner... scan its hoofs and gazelle
boobies..
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| Mikey | listen to my hooves!
listen to my hooves!
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| Mikey | Todays phrase to work into a conversation:
"By the Smoked Beef Lobes of Madonna, ..."
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| Braden M | that could be a struggle i think.. haha
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| Mikey | Gliddy, glup, gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La, la, la, lo, lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le, le, lo, lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
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| Braden M | hahaha.... YaYY
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| Braden M | Don't you just love it when you have a work
laptop loaded with software that you've been
using for however long setup just nicely and
someone formatting it cause they want to take
a laptop home for their son, so they can muck
around. Hmmmm......
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| Mikey | grr
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| Braden M | yes... DAM FUCKING FRUSTRATING...
I WANT TO CLANG HEADS...
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| Mikey | clang on my good man
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| Mikey | I reckon bin laden would be a bit of a
larf with his mates down the pub....
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| Braden M | yeah.. bin larden prolly does shaddow puppet
thingies with his beard i bet for fun.. hehe..
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| Mikey | ph34r d4 l4ck 0f b4ndw1dth
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| Braden M | asdfsd dfafdsfad afasf adfasdf....
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| Braden M | Desperate for cheetos, starving for cheese...
I'm close to where i started.. I'm chasing
after you...
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| Mikey | is that your new song?
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| Braden M | n'ah.. thats the original lyrics for Hanging
by a moment by Lifehouse...
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| Mikey | she likes the boys in the band...
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| Braden M | For you'll I'll do it... for you, for
yoooooou.....
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| Mikey | think im a schmuck, a schmuck, a schmuck!
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| Braden M | I'll recycle all my beer cans like I promised
i would do....
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| Mikey | ernest is dead
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| Braden M | what?? what do you mean??
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| Mikey | jim varney died in 2000 of lung cancer...
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| Braden M | what?? really?? Holy Fuck?? So there aren't
going to be anymore...
Ernest ..... movies???
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| Mikey | nope....
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| Mikey | unless they make a cg ernest and piece
together voice snippets from all his other
movies..
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| Braden M | I suppose his voice has always been pretty
croaky...
i wonder who they're going to get to replace
him??
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| Braden M | Maybe Ernest Borgnine perhaps??
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| Mikey | yeah.. ernest bornine goes to space... i can
see it now
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| Braden M | Ernest Borgnine cuts the cheese... hehe
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