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| Hatch | Cats can hear ultrasound.
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| MadDog | cool.. so can i..
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| Hatch | Wha.....
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| Hatch | A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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| MadDog | no... YOU are called a twit
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| MadDog | many smoos make light work
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| Hatch | A smoo in the hand is worth a smoo in the bush!
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| MadDog | All smoo and no smoo makes smoo a smoo smoo
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| Hatch | Too many smoo's spoil the broth!
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| MadDog | smoo smoo smoo smoo, smoo smoo the smoo...
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| Hatch | smoo!
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| Hatch | Bending over in a corridor, having a
gynaecological examination. The doctor pulls out
at biscuit and says "Ah, that's the trouble,
right there."
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| MadDog | my brain hurts
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| Hatch | Stop sitting on it, you've been putting a lot of
pressure on it lately!
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| MadDog | blug!
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| Hatch | lucknet!
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| MadDog | dogbrush
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| Hatch | lampfrog
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| MadDog | doveswamp
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| Hatch | harleybug
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| MadDog | odour valley
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| Hatch | elephantcamp
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| MadDog | apple chowder
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| Hatch | moonlight chicken
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| MadDog | stale trenchoat
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| Hatch | electric toaster... hang on, that actually
exists.
ummm fried toiletpaper
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| MadDog | tiny nubs
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| Hatch | frozen dildo
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| MadDog | jolly bananas
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| Hatch | jolly scrotum
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| MadDog | i was gonna say that but that's boring... which
proves my point... that chick out of the
movieword ad is groovy....
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| Hatch | postively extremelitivity!
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| Hatch | Bloody love calcuators... if I wanted to get with
a morag, I've got a 42% chance of it working out
dammit!
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| MadDog | Poor morag.
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| Hatch | no... poor bloody me I reckon.
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| MadDog | but then morag wouldt be able to get with you,
and that would make it sad...
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| Hatch | Yeah, suppose so... now you've got me feeling
down.. poor morag.
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| MadDog | *sniff*
you might get a higher percentage if you fint out
her surname...
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| Hatch | Its prolly something like morag smith! heheh
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| MadDog | Morag Samsonite
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| Hatch | morag applemuncher
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| MadDog | morag scrotum
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| Hatch | morag garom
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| Hatch | are you downloading or uploading in there?
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| MadDog | noooo
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| Hatch | ta, cause I'm trying to telnet and its slow as a
wet wig thats all.
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| MadDog | how slow is a wet wig?
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| MadDog | long time no see
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| Hatch | Gee man.. its been so long... oh, I'm all
overcome with happiness!
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| MadDog | ahhh.. im young again..
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| Hatch | ahhhh, I'm slightly brown and rounded on the
outside.
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| MadDog | Tape, oh tape, oh how we love tape,
We love your style, we love your shape.
Your stickiness is so inspiring,
Your strength is never ever tiring.
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| Hatch | tape???? why???
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| MadDog | i dunno... just seemed like a nice poem...
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| Hatch | We're all out of Bort number plates, we need more
Bort number plates. hehe
I'm adding a user named Bort.
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| MadDog | At least its not penis
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| Hatch | at least its not gravelly mince!
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| MadDog | mmmm...
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| Hatch | or creamy goodness!
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| Hatch | Don't let on about our little charade to anyone
on icq either. Fuel it even more if you get the
chance. Digger thinks we've had a fight and I
hate your guts! heheh
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| Hatch | This is right off, i'm getting messages from half
the people on my icq about our sham of a fight.
How funny is that.
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| MadDog | Im not getting any!
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| Hatch | We'll, wait a day or two, post another insulting
one, and I'm sure they'll start rolling in. heeh
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| MadDog | Email from Cam.
> What is this b/w you and Braden?
> Why are you guys fighting?
heheheheh...
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| Hatch | hehe, so, what are you going to say?
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| MadDog | Im writing a huge letter explaining it to him.. I'll cc it to
you....
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| MadDog | Cams cool with the idea... he's playing along...
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| Hatch | coolies!
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| Hatch | Diggers asking if we've sorted it out yet, what
should I tell him?
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| MadDog | no... tell him that I'm a stuck up prick that
cant take a joke....
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| Hatch | woohoo!
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| MadDog | digger said "What happened? Hatch said you'd tell
me"
I said "Did he now? That was nice of him. He just
doesnt get it. He never will."
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| Hatch | This is what I wrote to digger!
We'll, basically, he think I'm being all rebulous
with dying my hair and now my eyebrow ring. He's
been giving me a lot of shit about, and its
really really pissing me off.
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| MadDog | cool... heheheh...
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| Hatch | What we should do, is say that sphagnum can't
play at the bbq anymore. I wonder what kind of
reaction we would get then. Make a big post
saying that the gigs off.
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| MadDog | yeah.. not yet though... a bit closer to the bbq,
when people are getting excited...
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| Hatch | Hmmm, yeah, gotta get the timing right.
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| MadDog | yep
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| Hatch | Digger's begging me to get over it all.
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| MadDog | hooray for ben's afro eh?
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| Hatch | yeah... I saw that... he's fitting right in with
all the other afro type people in melbourne! eheh
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| MadDog | yeah.. it was out of control....
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| Hatch | Hmmmm, mail him a virtual afro?
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| MadDog | virtual blackfellah afro comb....
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