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| Braden M | Did you know humans and dolphins are the only
species to have sex for pleasure...
Is that why Flipper is always smiling..
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| MadDog | and making that EE! EE! EE! noise....
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| Braden M | I'm pretty maggoted
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| Braden M | just thought I would tell ya
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| Braden M | for no reason at all
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| Braden M | cause I thought I wqould thats all
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| Braden M | ya know..
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| MadDog | faaaarrk!!! SHUT UUUPPP!!
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| MadDog | heheh
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| Braden M | jsut seeing how many meesages I'd send before
you';s sden me one
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| Braden M | hehe.. sorry dude
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| Braden M | fuckin alcohol
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| MadDog | learn to type maggot!
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| Braden M | yeah.. fuck typing.. bloody busted arse
keyboard
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| Braden M | its not my fault.. keyboursed
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| Braden M | look.. I can still spell cunt.. hehe..
cunt cunt cutn
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| Braden M | whoops.think I made a ytpe
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| Braden M | i mean.. type
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| Braden M | whoops.. I mean typoo
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| MadDog | typo?
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| Braden M | you get what I mean
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| Braden M | yup
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| MadDog | FUCKIN HELL!!!
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| Braden M | sorry.. I really gotta crash
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| MadDog | dont make me ignore you boy!
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| Braden M | ooh.. ok then
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| MadDog | heheh.... crash on...
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| MadDog | heheh
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| Braden M | yup.. sonds good..
catchya
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| Braden M | When Jesus is talking about his eternal
kingdom of Heaven in the Bible, I think he's
really just talking about Jewel's boobs. I
can't put into words how wonderful they
are.Jewel's boobs are genetically perfect,
100% real, and are completely covered up most
of the time. This makes you THAT MUCH MORE
eager to see them. Think about it, do you
STILL wanna see Jenny McCarthy naked?
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| Braden M | Jewel's boobs prove that a poor Eskimo girl
who plays folk guitar, writes poetry about
butterflies, and has crooked teeth can STILL
make every guy on the planet want to play
"Foolish Games" in her poop-shooter.
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| Braden M | Deep down inside, Mimes are probably
screaming, in fact.
I bet they beat their kids.
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| MadDog | ... and then eat their corpses...
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| MadDog | I love haikus.. theyre cool...
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| Braden M | I know.. hehe
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| Braden M | Mild mannered doctor
by day, by night he becomes
the great butt-pirate!
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| Braden M | Willy Wonka says
the Oompa Loompas are short
sawed-off little fucks.
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| Braden M | I punched my best friend
So he'd stop having seizures
Cracked his skull open.
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| Braden M | My favorite song
Is "Puff The Magic Dragon."
It's all about pot!
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| Braden M | I will know true love
when I see it, because it
leaves nasty brown stains!
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| Braden M | I have translated
Monosodium glutamate
It's Latin for "butt."
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| Braden M | Her heart, full of dreams
still beats even after I
rip it from her chest.
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| Braden M | My wife was so sweet.
Too bad I had to eat her
after the plane crashed.
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| MadDog | Elephant scrotum
pulled over my head so I
can see the future.
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| MadDog | I ate some chili
spiked with LSD, now my
farts make the walls bleed.
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| Braden M | hehehe.. you've left your icq on.. now you are
at my mercy..
proceeds to make you bow and be at my mercy..
*mission accomplished*
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| MadDog | I dontz needz your ztinking merciez!
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| MadDog | and I always have to steal my chickens from
yooouu... yes I always have to steal my
chickens from yooouu... ...
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| Braden M | hehehe.. thats not the lyrics.. but pretty
funny all the same
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| MadDog | heheh.. Noel came up with that version....
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| Braden M | hahahaha.. I sures hell wouldn't have guessed
that.
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| MadDog | Black beans and pajamas keep all the donkeys
in key. Eat shrimp with cereal for super
goodness fruit flavors.
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| Braden M | where did you learn all that?
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| MadDog | Hot was hot with the hottness. Hottie hottie
hotskins.
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| Braden M | hotskins.. Mmmm.. sounds like spicey
redskins.. :-)
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| MadDog | sore glass cutters!
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| Braden M | susie marroni pasta sausce
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| MadDog | Sheesh, where's the damn martinis already?!?
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| Braden M | Indigo.. indigo sanchez
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| MadDog | John Williams!
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| Braden M | silly silly bandana man
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| MadDog | Lets ask Doctor Ho.. he knows!
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| Braden M | Doctor who??? hehe
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| MadDog | no.. doctor HO!
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| Braden M | oh.. I see now see the man with no eye balls
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| MadDog | How does T-Rex play the piano with those
little arms?
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| Braden M | Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I've never heard of that dam city at all....
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| MadDog | Baby seal, baby seal, stabbed in the back,
shot in the eyes, clubbed in the head
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| Braden M | Velocoraptors coming from all directions..
thump...
thump..
ahhhh.. I'm young again.
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| MadDog | Good boy! Here's a rhino treat! That's it...
you like those? They're marshmallow flavored.
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| Braden M | Zanzabar yelled across the room to
Hiroheeto.....
Don't touch the pink ones.. they're mine
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| MadDog | That's strange. Regina never asks for a second
cup of coffee at home...
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| Braden M | Scratching around the aftermath, I never could
work out when 'it' decided to have suicidal
tendancies.
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| MadDog | Young Darwin finally filled the jar of his
navel lint collection...
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| Braden M | Cranbourne...
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| Braden M | last night I was having an in depth discussion
with me mate mick from bairnsdale about the
chick in the ford festiva add.. heeh
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| MadDog | hheeh.. and what conclusion did you arrive to?
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| Braden M | We decreed that within every add that comes on
the tv, that should be the add that comes on,
and it should focus more on her, and she
should be made to jump up and down a few times
as well.
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| MadDog | nude?
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. there should be some nudity as
well.. and then plenty of jumping up and
down..
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| MadDog | yes...
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| MadDog | heheh.. I heard some disturbing rumours about
the final episode in the series...
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| Braden M | yeah.. same here.. dawson dies.. but yeah.. I
don't wanna listen to that.
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| MadDog | yeah.. drowns in the creek, and thats why its
called dawson's creek...
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| Braden M | hehe.. yeah.. then they can just call it
creek.. since he's dead.
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| MadDog | i like creamy soda.. its so creamy...
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| Braden M | full of creamy goodness
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| Braden M | Hey.. did ya know that knob backwards is
bonk.. and yeah.. well bugger me..
thats what ya do with it hey.. cool stuff..
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| MadDog | yeah... and boobies backwards is seiboob...
and I see boobs!!
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| Braden M | yeah.. kinda I guess..
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| MadDog | I shall smite thee with mine Throbber of
Justice!
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| Braden M | Throbber of justice?? what exactly is that?
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| MadDog | THIS... is my Throbber of Justice!! Cower in
it's infinte wibblyness!!
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| Braden M | *dodges wibblyness with the utmost
swiftability..*
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| MadDog | Get back here!!! You can not escape that which
throbs with so much velocity!
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| Braden M | I'm getting a bit uneasy regarding the whole
throbbing thing...
and with much velocity, well that isn't
helping my situation here..
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| MadDog | Okay.. I'll put it away..
*de-throbbing sound*
Sorry to scare you like that boyo...
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| Braden M | yeah.. that throbbing sound was getting to
me.. and also that de-throbbing sound as well,
but I'm calm and collect now, knowing that I
am safe from the throbbingness that was
surrounding me.
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| MadDog | Cool-aid?
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| Braden M | is that like.. a band-aid, but you can drink
it, and it fixes you from the inside out?
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| MadDog | sorry.. I meant cool-ade...
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| Braden M | oh.. d'oh
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| MadDog | want some?
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| Braden M | sounds alright actually..
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| MadDog | *pours a nice tall and tangy glass of cool-ade*
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| Braden M | hairynutsack.com isn't taken.. cool.. register
man.. before they steal it away from you
forever...
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| MadDog | nah.. I've already got hairynutsack.org and
hairynutsack.net... that should do me for
now...
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