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| Hatch | There are 3 occurances of the user Schlong Boy
in ICQ!!! How bout that!
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| Hatch | sallywally shishkaboodle!
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| MadDog | isnt that campbell's girlfriends full name?
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| Hatch | Sally Struthers is a real person... argghhh
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| MadDog | Didnt you know that?
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| Hatch | nope...
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| Hatch | I'm no Bran muffin!
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| MadDog | yes you are... youre a toasted bran muffin!
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| Hatch | And your a toasted cheese sanga!
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| MadDog | mmmm.... toasty
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| Hatch | cool.. I just had this women ask for the
service department, and I'm like.. um.. yeah..
I can help ya, and she goes.. we'll I've got a
mazda and there's a problem with the engine,
and I'm like.. uh.. I think you've got the
wrong number.
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| MadDog | ehheh... you should have kept her going for as
long as you could
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| Hatch | heheh.. that would have been pretty funny
actually!
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| MadDog | Was wundering if you wanted to help with the
games site tonite... and you can have tea at my joint, cause I got
chops...
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| Hatch | You said the magic word.. Chops...
Yup.. I'll be up for that.
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| MadDog | I'll say it again....
chops!
Tee hee hee!!
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| Hatch | Another night where I won't have to get myself
food... heeheh woohooo!
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| MadDog | yep... hehehe... its like a game.... see how
long you can go without having to eat your own
food.. heheeh
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| MadDog | Hmmm... I now own Zelda on a gold cart...
hmmm..
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| Hatch | ya sure its not one of those card board
imitation carts.. I've seen them before... and
then there is the ones made from jelly.. they
don't last long in the heat.. only in cold
areas, thats probably why lots of them are
distributed in the artic for eskimoes.
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| MadDog | yeah... those clear purple controllers are
actually made from port wine jelly...
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| Hatch | and some on the non official rumble paks are
made from the crusty bits between sumo
wrestlers butt cheeks.
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| MadDog | yeah... dodgy 3rd party stuff...
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| Hatch | hello.. I am here, and ready for you forever!
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| MadDog | Right ho... lets not waste any time...
*zip*
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| MadDog | yup.... IANONNAINNANET!!!
hehhe
Can you do me a flava?
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| Hatch | which kind... rasberry?
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| MadDog | yes please....
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| MadDog | Hello Mr "Ive got a house next to my name and
Im working and I like yougurt and I got a new
jumper and a box that my fan came in is
covered in smoos"
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| Hatch | you right there....
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| MadDog | perfectly fine... bzzzrt *png* your crumpets
are done!
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| MadDog | Trippy.... Trippy... Trippy the hooch-smokin'
kangarooo...
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| Hatch | How did you find out my secret identity?
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| MadDog | its in the yellowpages man... "Trippy the
Hooch Smokin' Kangaroo. Available for
weddings, bar mitzvas and childrens parties.
Call 555-2147 now. Ask for Braden."
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| Hatch | No... it was the wrong phone number, it must
be another braden.
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| MadDog | oooh.. maybe it said 555-2741
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| Hatch | No... I don't think it did.. I think you
stuffed up completely.. I really think you
made a big mistake, you've just taken it too
far I think... and you know what that means
don't you... I think you do... hmmmmm
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| MadDog | Yes master...
*takes out samurai sword and removes entrails*
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| Hatch | woohoo for entrails.. :-)
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| MadDog | *makes no noise for he now has no entrails*
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| Hatch | I see...
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| MadDog | *doesnt see...*
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| Hatch | didn't see!
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| MadDog | *did see, boes doesnt anymore coz I have no
entrails*
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| MadDog | the time is 136
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| Hatch | Wha... no, its 18 past one.
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| MadDog | its 138 now...
not in your crappy time scale tho
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| Hatch | What... is this the real maddog?
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| MadDog | 139 now.... 139 beats that is...
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| Hatch | Huh....????
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| MadDog | internet time....
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| Hatch | oh... where are you gettting this from?
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| MadDog | swatch... its their new time base... it splits
the day into 1000 beats and its the same time
every where in the world... so 142 in
australia is 142 in the us.... cool eh?
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| Hatch | yeah.. I was the one telling you about this..
remember.
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| MadDog | then how come you didnt know what I was
talking about?
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| Hatch | Cause you were being rather vague, would you
know what I would be talking about if I went
138 to you? I don't think so...
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| MadDog | vague is good!
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| Hatch | no.. you mean vogue!
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| MadDog | oh... which one is the dancing?
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| Hatch | dancing???
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| MadDog | you know... that madonna song
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| Hatch | no... the magazine?
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| MadDog | yeah.. that too.. which ones the magazine?
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| Hatch | the one that says the word Vogue on it.
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| MadDog | vogue....
oh.. youve got me all confused now....
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| Hatch | Thats the secret you see...
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| MadDog | nooo...
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| MadDog | aarrgh?
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| Hatch | wha....
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| MadDog | wha?
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| Hatch | I just got an arrghh from you?
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| MadDog | thats cos I just got an arrgh from you
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| MadDog | PORN!
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| Hatch | and plenty of it...
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| MadDog | yes.. for everyone...
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| Hatch | well thats only fair isnt it...
big hooters.. ahoy...
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| MadDog | bouncng in time with the beat...
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| Hatch | hehe...
titty root...
oh too far... ooops...
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| MadDog | too faaar...
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| Hatch | yeppers..
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| MadDog | what was that stuff of yours we were drinking?
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| Hatch | drinking? When.. last night?
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| MadDog | no... when we were doing ninja moves on the
eject button.....
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