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| Braden M | I'm fucking scary..
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| MadDog | *whimper*
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| Braden M | I thought so little one.. come with me, and
pray to the light, that the evil one has
become quiet once again, and is at ease with
the gods of the shaolin monks of braden
temple.
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| MadDog | is that like Shirley Temple?
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| Braden M | yup.. she's my god.
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| MadDog | She's pretty cool...
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| Braden M | Yeah.. I know.. she comes from the Goodship
Lollypop ya know..
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| MadDog | Kylie just pointed at gracie and said "Youve
got pink bits"
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| Braden M | hahha.. very appropriate actually.. kinda..
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| MadDog | 8===========o
heheh.. thats an ascii penis.. heheh
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| Braden M | Um.. yeah.. ok.. asci penis it is..
righto.. where's the straight jacket..
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| MadDog | here it is.. *hands you the straight jacket*
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| Braden M | Why thank you kinda freako nazi germany asci
loving penis creator!
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| MadDog | :===o)
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| Braden M | Arggghh.. freaking out kind of..
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| MadDog | Obi Wan was always smiling. Like the geezer
knew something that you didn't. That's what
the force is all about. The force means you
are smarter than everyone else and you can sit
back and think, "I am one smart motherfucker,
I have the force." You can know things that
other idiots don't and when someone tries to
bother you or won't do what you want - you
just smile and you kick their ass with the
force. This is the way that things work in
life.
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| Braden M | hehehe.. he's right ya know.. :-)
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| MadDog | hey... you know those guys that go around
sticking fruit up each others bottoms, right?
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| Braden M | Umm.. nope.. who are these people? Do you have
photo's?
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| MadDog | yeah... theyre friends of yours, arent they?
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| Braden M | N'ah, you've got it mixed up with my friends
that stick the fruit in their mouths as
opposed to their bottoms.. innocent mistake..
you're forgiven.
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| MadDog | Ahhhh... Okay then...
well anyway, back to the point, do you get,
like, discounts on fruits and stuff? Cause Ive
got a hankerin for some kiwi fruits...
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| Braden M | Um.. no, I'm no fruit boy, and especially not
a kiwi fruit boy..
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| MadDog | dang it.. What about light and fluffy
pastries? cause I could do with one of them
too....
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| Braden M | Ok.. change of subject..
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| MadDog | 1 day 7 hours until ps2 launch in japan...
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| Braden M | woohoo for you actually knowing the hours..
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| MadDog | its like the biggest ever prelaunch hype in
japan for any electronic device launch...
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| Braden M | nearly as big as the sony walkman probably, or
one of those calculator wrist watches that
came out in the 80's..
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| MadDog | check it out.. Ive spelled SHELL OIL
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| Braden M | or BOOBIES..
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| Braden M | If you change your mind, I'll be the first in
line, baby I'm still free,
take a dump on me...
:-)
Thats the weird arse shit eaters version.
hheehe
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| MadDog | *falls off chair*
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| Braden M | Mama Mia, here I go again.. My my.. how could
shit on you...
You guessed it.. the shit eaters version..
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| MadDog | GAH!!
Me thinks you have a bit on an unhealthy
obsession there, m'lad....
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| Braden M | no.. the shit is a cover for me cheese
obsession.. I use the word shit instead of
cheese so I don't look so freakish..
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| MadDog | Ch... ch.... cheese?...
Aaahhhh...
*faints*
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| MadDog | Red Hat is worth $8.1 Billion... not bad for a
company that distributes free software....
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| Braden M | shit yeah.. I might start up a company and
call it blue hat, and then distribute software
and charge for it, I might make more money I
reckon.
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| MadDog | yeah.. cause blue really is a better
colour....
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| Braden M | and I could have that Blue da ba dee song as
my theme song.
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| MadDog | yeah..
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| MadDog | jammin...
we be jammin..
I hope you like jammin too...
jammin...
we be jammin..
I hope you like jammin too...
jammin...
we be jammin..
I hope you like jammin too...
jammin...
we be jammin..
I hope you like jammin too...
jammin...
we be jammin..
I hope you like jammin too...
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| Braden M | That can be the jammin song..
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| MadDog | yeah... we should get the tabs for it
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| Braden M | yeah.. I'll have a look this arvo.
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| MadDog | hey... we should do a kenny rogers song man...
its a ballad.. I reckon its cool... the song
that is.. not kenny... he sucks large
savaloys... and he's old... and stuff... so
dont think I love kenny or anything...
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| Braden M | Hmm.. umm.. yeah.. Ok then.. I'll believe you
this one time.. you don't love Kenny any
more..
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| MadDog | i NEVER DID MAN... kenny bites turds.... then
he chews them up... and swallows them!!
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| Braden M | whoa.. swallows them.. nobody told me that..
now I believe ya..
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| MadDog | that sophie monk chick has the best tits....
and her name is sophie monk.. and she looks
like a chipmonk..
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| Braden M | fucken oath she does... tit-o-rama...
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| MadDog | and chipmonk o rama
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| Braden M | n'ah.. I'd still do her ten times over and
then some.
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| MadDog | yeah... chipmonk sex.... cool...
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| Braden M | Q: What was the criteria behind the judging?
A: The girls had to have strong vocal
abilities, excellent dance skills and be able
to fit into a group with distinctive voice
qualities that complemented one another.
They also had to be able to perform oral sex
on demand.
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| MadDog | heheheh... and the must look like a chipmonk
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| MadDog | found a song on napster called "Stick the
Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, you
Sonofabitch
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| Braden M | woohoo.. its not Tism is it?
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| MadDog | nah.. theyre called Propaghandi
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| Braden M | maybe their like Tism, but don't wear masks..
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| MadDog | yeah... or maybe they wear HUGE masks!
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| Braden M | or maybe they wear big cheese hats or
something.
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| MadDog | yeah.. or doodles.. cheese doodles that is...
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| Braden M | or big arse slippers with bunny rabbit heads
on them or something.. ya know..
propaghandi.. bunnys..
it all links together my friend.
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| MadDog | yeah... ... I can see them on stage now....
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| Braden M | or maybe they all dress like ghandi, and are
all bald.
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| MadDog | yeah.... ... heavy man....
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| MadDog | that chick in the cafe's fat ass is hanging
out of her pants...
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| Braden M | yeah.. she's an arse-hanger-out-er-a...
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| MadDog | its spilling out onto the floor now!
goddamn...
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| MadDog | Hup.. she had to stand up and tuck it in
again... she had to use a bobcat to scoop it
all up...
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| Braden M | hehehe.. sounds about right.
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| MadDog | she just hauled her ass into a wheelbarrow and
left...
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| MadDog | *wiggles thumbs in your face*
Check it out... opposable thumbs! Cool eh?
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| Braden M | never opposable.. always impossible...
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| MadDog | ofcourse...
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| MadDog | Hiya.. I know youre off in Melbourne doing God
knows what, but I just thought I'd tell ya
that that chick is here again... and her ass
is even bigger than ever! She even has a
couple of little dwarves that follow her
around to help keep her ass up off the floor.
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| MadDog | My Lord.. What a big fat ass!
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