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| MadDog | if it takes a man and a half a day and a half
to walk a mile and a half, how long does it
take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the
seeds out of a cucumber?
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| Braden M | HUH.. i'm sorry, but thats just fucked.
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| MadDog | nice ass out in the cafe..
oop! she's sat down now.. too bad..
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| Braden M | huh.. is it worth a look?
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| MadDog | nah.. gone now.. was nice b4 hough
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| Braden M | oh.. I should have had a peek.
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| MadDog | yeah.. tight white jeans..
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| Braden M | oh shit man.. you've gotta tell me when these
chicks walk out there like that.. I need to
have a daily fix I hope you realise.. or else
I'll get even more perverted.
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| MadDog | yes... we cant have your perversion levels
rise above 1500 or else there will be no
stopping you...
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| Braden M | I know.. or I might turn into perversion man..
and nobody wants to see that.
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| MadDog | Then I'll have to go on an epic adventure to
collect the 7 pervo-balls to give me the
ultimate power to stop you!
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| Braden M | I know.. and defeat the evil.. bumtittybum
boss...
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| MadDog | that was lame
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| Braden M | I know..
*whimpers back into corner*
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| MadDog | she says she grabbed the first shirt from
her closet.. which leads me to believe it IS
the only shirt she has...
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| Braden M | hehehe.. good point..
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| Braden M | hehehe.. these conversations between you and I
are fucked.. I don't remember half of this
shit.. hehehe..
is funny, is good!
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| Braden M | Look at me.. I'm on holidays.. YaYY
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| Braden M | there's an excuse for a celebration..
party at my house in 5 minutes and your
invited.. :-)
it'll be special..
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| MadDog | screw that... we get pizzas... you stay home and
not have any!
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| Braden M | oh.. you not fun, me piss on your head..
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| MadDog | euuu.. dont do that man...
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| Braden M | ok.. sorry man.. me piss in your ear instead..
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| MadDog | euuuu...
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| Braden M | ok.. I would clean your ear out first too make
sure it wouldn't mix with any icky stuff..
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| MadDog | stop it man.. youre making me sick man...
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| Braden M | sorry dude.. didn't mean to make you sick, all
I want to do is piss in your ear??? :-)
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| Braden M | oh, and by the way, all that was meant to be
said in a guido type snake man type voice.!
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| MadDog | ahhh... so youre not really braden... youre
like guido or something...
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| Braden M | yeah.. *heaving breathing*.. yesh mashter..
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| MadDog | *thwack*
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| Braden M | *enjoys that thwack with much enthusiasim.*
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| MadDog | you do enjoy a bit of a thwack from time to
time, dont you?
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| Braden M | occaisionly, mainly on sundays though, if I
don't pick up saturday night..
(not)
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| MadDog | EEEUUUOOOO!! Youre being all yucky again...
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| Braden M | well you brought it on big boy..
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| MadDog | AHH! Dont call me big boy.... *gag*
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| Braden M | *rappin*
hey, you gonna be da big boy in town, ho
you gonna be da big boy in town.. hey
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| Braden M | BRB stands for Back Rub Boy.
Thats what people say when the back rub boy
comes to visit.
BRB
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| MadDog | I love that guy... he brings me grapes...
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| Braden M | n'ah.. otherwise he'd be the BRGB
back rub grape boy!
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| MadDog | ahhh.. but he only brings me grapes... noone
else..
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| Braden M | well thats the main thing I guess... the
grapes.. phew..
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| MadDog | yeah!!!
item 666 in the craft creations website is a
flock of birds!!!!! how weird is that? Its
insane!
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| Braden M | Oooh.. yeah.. but I'm sure they'd be evil
birds all the same..
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| Braden M | Courtney Love, don't throw it all away....
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| MadDog | hmmm.. i see your point....
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| Braden M | its the song man.. courtney love.. na na na
narr...
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| MadDog | no... really.. your fly's undone.. I can see
your point.. literally.. put it away man...
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| Braden M | Arrrgghhhh.. dam buggered zip jeans.. oh
well.. I get that.. ;-)
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| Braden M | tell kate i get her messages fine now, but I
can't send to her.
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| MadDog | done
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| Braden M | weird arse.. your messages go thru
instantaneously..
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| MadDog | I am the lord.. tahts why...
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| Braden M | yeah.. didn't think of that reason
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| MadDog | good... now sleep my child...
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| Braden M | *dozes off into a lordly sleep*
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| MadDog | Gracie will soon have an excuse to do some bad
street theatre...
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| Braden M | why would she? Is she getting a new job?
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| MadDog | becoming a uni student
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. so she's gonna enrol.. good for her.
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| MadDog | yeah... she's gunna be a massager...
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| Braden M | If I were you i'd be excited, in more ways
than one.. hehe
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| MadDog | Phwoaarr! Mmm.. talk about a bit of tasty
crumpet action...
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| Braden M | where????
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| MadDog | I was just talking about what I had for
breakfast this morning... what did you think I
was taking about?
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| Braden M | spam??
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| MadDog | yeah, I got your damn spam right here, pal...
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| Braden M | no... me no spam no ma'am no more..
say that quickly and it sounds like a rap
song.
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| MadDog | mmmmm(runs around the block)mmmmm(cooks some
soup)mmmmmo!
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| Braden M | sushi up your bum....
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| MadDog | Wow.. cool.. I didnt know I could do that!
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| Braden M | either do I.. I saw the photos on the rectum
site.. the x-rays look pretty devistating, but
I applaud you..
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| MadDog | .. and I only ended up needing 5 stitches...
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| Braden M | 5.. where's the digital camera when ya need
one.. LOL
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| MadDog | hehehe... but then you wont be able to reach
it! HAAA!!
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| Braden M | yeah.. I guess so.. maybe we could try taking
a picture with the digital camera of the
inside of someones arsehole..
or then again.. maybe not..
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| MadDog | cool..
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| Braden M | looc...
another variation..
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| MadDog | interesting... and somehow satisfying...
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| Braden M | satifying, and somehow interesting..
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| MadDog | yes..
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| MadDog | what are you talking about?
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| Braden M | buffy...
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| MadDog | does she have specioal powers...
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| Braden M | well.. This human/demon hybrid thing called
Adam meets up with buffy after she
discovers new powers that she never knew she
had.
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| MadDog | whoo.. can she fly and shoot laser beams from
her eyes and stuff? adam is scary...
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| Braden M | I know.. I wanna get a costume like that adam
one.. its wicked..
I wanna go down the street freaking out little
kiddies.. hehe
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| MadDog | and then skewering them and mutilating their
dead bodies... that'd be a cool prank...
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| Braden M | hehe.. yup.. I wonder if the cops would try
to get me.. after all, I would be a
human/demon hybrid.
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| MadDog | nar, but buffy will try to kill you
though, and thats not so good...
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| Braden M | hmm.. yeah.. I guess so.. or unless she, being
Buffy tried to go me, and I kinda just got a
bit rough with her and held her down over my
groin and kinda had sex with her... that
wouldn't be so bad.. :-)
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| MadDog | heheh... groin....
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| Braden M | hehe... yeah.. I know.. groin is a funny
word.. but yeah.. I don't think Riley would be
too happy about the whole situation.
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| MadDog | nar.. you could kill him... buffy wont mind
now that she's gettin a bit of real action...
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| Braden M | yeah.. you're darn right... and what a piece
of action that would be..
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| MadDog | yeah... like... umm... good action.. yeah!!
good...
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| Braden M | hehe.. yeah.. multiple bona action..
*secret smile*
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| MadDog | psst.. i saw your secret smile...
haaa.. its not a secret anymore!! I'm gonna
tell the world!
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| Braden M | Nooooooooooooooo...
*proceed to remove the secret smile with a
wrench and disgard over the nearest bridge*
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| MadDog | :o(
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| Braden M | Where did she go??
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| MadDog | decided to take a day off...
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| Braden M | a day off??? geez.. what.. to get prices on
leg extensions ??
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| MadDog | HAHAHAH!!!
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| Braden M | and also a price on voice box pitch lowering..
it can be done ya know.. :-)
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| MadDog | anything else?
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| Braden M | umm.. a new wardrobe..
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| Braden M | maybe some new hair as well.. and maybe making
her head just below the cheek bone and beyond
a bit chunkier too..
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| MadDog | and also to have that that pole
yanked..*cough*.. stopping now
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| Braden M | oh yeah.. that as well..
and good fuck up the arse to fix anything I've
missed.
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| MadDog | HAHAHA!! You realise I cant put any of this on
my homepage now.. dangit...
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| Braden M | just edit it.. um.. you'll think of
something.. hehe
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| MadDog | I could do that too...
heheh.. kylie says "Too far, too farkin
faaarrr..."
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