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| Mikey | hello wildberry waffle cone
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| Mikey | nobody likes a nude noodle!
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| Kat | and nobody like a lewd strudle
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| Mikey | ooh... mine belly gurgles with the ferocity of
a thousand warbling line-dancers... the milky
goodness of choc honeycomb big m doenst help
the queeziness... help me super mario!
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| Kat | *L* Don't you mean help me, big breasted woman
of the Andes?
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| Mikey | mmm.. andes...
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| Kat | yes, nipples.
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| Mikey | phwoarrrr! *tweak tweak*
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| Kat | eeeyargh!
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| Kat | hands off ye butt-nut sniffing loon
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| Mikey | aww.. but... but... nipplage?
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| Kat | hmm. perforated scrotum.
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| Mikey | erm no...
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| Kat | erm...YES! Pierced!
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| Kat | wheeeeeeeeeeeee
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| Mikey | T'was nigh unto the afternoon, on this very
day, whence i was told of my tendencies
towards thine buttocks, where my parched lips
are placed. For a man of ape like structure,
ever two parts monkey and one part man, labled
to even a childs understanding, was to break
such false news to my cold ears.
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| Mikey | 4 hours had past, the crows had flown. I
opened the page and found all but my thoughts
from a castle of truth. Although nought hath
mentioned thine imperial, yet worn, buttocks,
i believe there may hath been implications and
will to be so.
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| Mikey | And so, in spirit and uniform, i hath
appraoched thee to ever kiss thine arse, with
hope as to portioned respect and empathy,
perhaps even sympathy. For men such as i
require nought but a bed at night, and water
to wet my lips, and to quench my thirst and to
be acknowldged by those that tread on my
hands.
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| Kat | *L* where are you getting this from?
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| Mikey | some forum... I thought it was funny... its
about 10 times better when read out loud in an
english accent... try it now... :)
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| Kat | argh! a game completely killed my system a few
days ago....
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| Kat | it was nasty!!
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| Mikey | nooo... what game? was it those nasty sims?
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| Kat | no, it was alice.
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| Kat | I thought I was going to have to reformat the
hard drive
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| Kat | it wouldn't even boot into safe mode
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| Kat | well we tried everything we could think of...I
was thinking I must have picked up a nasty
virus or something
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| Kat | but after locating some bad clusters, it
seemed to set itself to rights and we could
then get into safe mode and remove some of the
more recent programs
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| Kat | which fixed it.
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| Mikey | you turn me on, talking all geek like that...
quick say something about megabytes...
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| Kat | *L* you idiot..
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| Mikey | thankee...
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| Kat | no problem, santa pants
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| Mikey | I wish I had santa pants...
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| Kat | santa pants are clever pants.
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| Kat | oh hey, I have an interview with the ATO
tomorrow aaaah ha ha ha
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| Mikey | for a job, or to avoid tax fraud charges?
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| Kat | pfft....job....duh!
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| Kat | I'd say lets have a race and see who gets to
the million dollar mark.....
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| Mikey | hahah... A RACE OF GARGANTUAN PROPORTIONS!!!
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| Kat | but I'd have to spend my weekends on a street
corner in St Kilda...
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| Kat | so nnnnoooooo....
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| Kat | what does one do when one's house smells like
kitty litter????
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| Mikey | kill offending smell makers...
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| Kat | oh hey..I got Age of Empires on a packet of
nurtigrain!
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| Mikey | HAHAH yeah.. I saw that... theyre trying to
get people hooked on it so they'll go out and
buy Age of Mythology...
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| Kat | hee...nurtigrain sounds better than nutrigrain
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| Mikey | nurtygroin...
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