Kat Tales

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katgirl Would you like fries with that?
MadDog yes pleeeze

MadDog You need the power of a woman... taking hold of you.. thats what love can do... aaaaaahh... do you do you do you feel the power... etc..
katgirl *violently ill*

katgirl Hey...I should be in Shepp sometime during the easter break... try to keep a few hours free..?
MadDog sounds peachy... and somewhat lemony...
katgirl How about pineappley? Or bananary?
MadDog no not bananery... too tangy for that..

MadDog *dances about to thumpin rave music* yaay! McMedia Rave party...
katgirl feckin' what? You? Rave? *LOL* *LOL* *LOL* (that means it's funny)
MadDog heheh... yeah... you should see me boppin around with the spiked up hair and them yellow goggles on.. .heheh
katgirl Fwwwooorhhh! You beast, you! *snigger*
MadDog HA HAAAA!!! yaay seth green..
katgirl He's a bonkable specimen!
MadDog I persoanlly wouldnt go that far, but he's a funky guy...
katgirl No....bonkable in the purest sense of the word. Sexy little guy with funky hair and limpid pools of yumminess for eyes...

katgirl Woohooo! I conquer the realm of Bill gates!!!
MadDog wow! can I be your protoge?
katgirl Only if I can chain you naked to my work station...
MadDog hmmmm.... are they fluffy handcuffs?
katgirl Yes....pink.

MadDog mmm.. mud
katgirl Where's my mud??
MadDog *hands you mud
katgirl why thankyou.

KitKat waejdglfkzjxcv cug Don't you agree?
MadDog yes.. yes I do! the little mongrel... my neck is sore...
KitKat so's mine...

KitKat hi...shower..
MadDog ooh.. nuddy... hee!
KitKat pfft!

KitKat Hurray for Tee Vee Snacks!
Mikey iv'e never been a fan of tee vee snacks... wait a minute.. i love tee vee snacks! What am I thinking of... Oh thats right.. iced vo-vos... damn vo-vos
KitKat I think they should rename tee vee snacks as scooby snacks.
Mikey or "bite-sized-flavour-blasters"
KitKat mm...perhaps Make You Really Fat Sticks?
Mikey yes... that will do...

Mikey you r0x0rz
KitKat I will never understand your fascination for abreviations that involve numbers.
Mikey hehehe... :) th4t5 b3c4u53 1'm l33t! :)
KitKat arrrggghhh!!!!! you SUCK!

Mikey hehe... at least I dont get a kick out of rolling pigs.. :)
KitKat rolling pigs is fun, damn your eyes!
Mikey heheh... doh! I just opened a new packet of post-it notes, and I just found my old one under a pile of papers.. gah..
KitKat hahahahaha...you have gravely offended the Post It Note God. Now you will pay!!!!
KitKat Take Back What Thou Didst Say About The Pigs. or you shall forever be doomed to find your post it notes after you have opened a new packet of them!!!!!
KitKat and this is a hooooooorible fate.
KitKat it's like stapling a package closed only to find that you fogot to include the present. Horrible.
Mikey I agree.. I must be curse-ed... *repents to the god of pigs... err... swineor!.. yeah*
KitKat ahhh....that could make a cool comic character...Swineor, Great Tusked Marauder....not to be confused with the Purple Marauder, of course.
Mikey or the Great Purple Cabbage for that matter...

KitKat nice tie.
Mikey its my freaky tie... its got a weird pattern that looks like its supposed to be something.. but I dont know what it is..
KitKat Like one of those awful magic pictures...*shudder*
Mikey yeah.. kinda.. :)

Mikey i'm eating dips
KitKat I am not.
Mikey hmm... I see your problem.... *gives you dips* there! now we're all happy!!!

KitKat don't mind me. The world is one giant crapper today.
Mikey ahh.. well you need harpic... when life hands you shit, make... errmm.. shitade? no thats not it.. hang on... it's coming to me.. ummm..

KitKat so I'm having a prolonged sook.
Mikey thats okay.. let me be your sooking sock, ultra absorbent to all forms of sookage.. when I'm full, wring me out and sook once more...
KitKat *L*
Mikey made you laugh.. haa! did you hear that george dubya bush choked on a pretzel and feinted? how funny is that?
KitKat I heard...I was thinking that Osama cunningly disguised himself as the pretzel.
Mikey hehe I was imagining a disguised osama dressed as a pretzel delivery boy... "here! you eat, you eat, good american pretzel, eh?"

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