Kat Tales

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KitKat I think I'm too sulky for a conversation right now. *hug*
Mikey yeah.. I can see that... So I'll just sit here and make funny faces at you like a bizzare manga character...
KitKat *L* Now there's comfort...
Mikey *holds eyeball open and sticks tongue out*
KitKat *L* Should I go look at the webcam? You can REALLY make faces then..
Mikey yup.. look now.. :)
KitKat k
KitKat *L* You eeediot..
Mikey hehehe
KitKat very...retarded...*L*
KitKat make a new face mikey!
KitKat *L*
Mikey thats ones just a bit scary...
KitKat just slightly...I can see the pores between your eyebrows, dude..*L*
Mikey noooo!!
KitKat yes! *L*
KitKat that one's scary too...
Mikey yeah... I'm a scary kinda guy...
KitKat pfft...yar not! Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth!
Mikey i reckon it would.. well maybe not butter, but I reckon I Can't Believe It's Not Butter might get pretty soft...

KitKat hullo scary tie man.
Mikey its green! to match my grey shirt that looks purple!
KitKat whooooooo...weirdness? did you know that the snark is a boojum?
Mikey i did not know that... well there you go
KitKat have you ever heard of papa lazarus?
Mikey umm... no.. is he like papa smurf? cos I know him.. good bloke...
KitKat no. no, he's alot scarier tha pappa smurf.

KitKat afternoon poo face.
Mikey hello enema features... :)
KitKat hello broccoli toes
Mikey i cant top that sorry.. my brain isnt working... its full of asp code...

Mikey yay! you have, like, a bug or something sitting on your chin...
KitKat fuck off..*L*

KitKat hurray for wonka chocolate.
Mikey hooray for jugs!
KitKat pfft

KitKat I have sleepy eyes.
Mikey I have hungry eyes... One look at you and I cant disguise, I got Huuungry eyes...
KitKat you should go to the doctor about that
Mikey or hungry jacks at least
KitKat you may have 80's-itis.
Mikey hahah.. Hallandoatsitis
KitKat patrickswayzeitis
Mikey thintiewithpianokeysonititis
KitKat mollyringwalditis
Mikey hypercolourtshirtthatsbeenonthelinetoolongandi nowstuckonblotchypinkitis
KitKat wow...you really are an 80's guru..
KitKat *awed*
KitKat *but slightly disturbed*
Mikey heheh.. it doesnt stop there.. remember sole suckers? theyre like thongs but with no straps.. they just stuck to your feet...
Mikey what about dayglow fluro socks!
KitKat now I'm scared.
Mikey or transformers and he-men!
KitKat well...they were just cool.
KitKat But then, so was Jem...Truly Outrageous...
Mikey yes! who could talk to synergy the super computer through her earings who would then create huge holograms of tidal waves!
KitKat Jem was cool...
KitKat those weird foam hats that were just a round bit with a hole for your head
Mikey and those things that you slap on your wrist and it wraps around it...
KitKat I have one of those!
KitKat and barbie and the rockers.
Mikey hahah! and degrassi junior high!
KitKat ahh...who could forget Wheels?
KitKat I was in love with wheels...and his mullet..
KitKat I though Caitlin was very cool...
Mikey and joey jeramiah! and snake! and caitlin (who's gay you know... she's a lesbian) and spike! and mr Yick Yu Disorganised!
Mikey All the Way with Stephanie K!
KitKat But was secretly glad when that poofy french boyfriend, Claude, topped himself in the toilet.
Mikey YES! BWAH!!! What about You cant do that on television!
KitKat I loved that!
KitKat My mum tried to ban me from watching it..
Mikey HAHAH!! is it too satanic or something?
KitKat And who would have thought Alana (the dobber) was alanis morrisette??
Mikey i didnt remember alanis in it until I saw some pictures and then rememberd her as the one with the lesbian haircut...
KitKat she was the one they all got to say "I don't know"
Mikey hahah slime..
KitKat they hated her...she was mean to Christine.
Mikey Moose!

KitKat did you know that King Herod died of genital gangrene?
Mikey poor king herod..
KitKat yeah...poor bastard. That's what you get for killing babies willy nilly..

KitKat nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
KitKat scare you?
Mikey *lets go of light fittings* no.. no not at all..

Mikey ive got da mad printing skillz
KitKat fax something to me..hee hee
KitKat I have da mad faxing skillz
Mikey :( I dont have the mad faxing skillz...
KitKat orr-ight
KitKat mm....sad.
KitKat I love da mad fax
Mikey poor kat... I dont have much of a need for da mad faxing skillz... Not too many people fax these days
KitKat ahhh, pfft.
Mikey how do you mean so?
KitKat you dump on mah faxing skillz, mon? I keeeeell you.
KitKat I love da fax.
KitKat da fax love me.
KitKat orr-ight.
KitKat hmmm. okay.

KitKat I have a headache...and it's name is Centrelink.
Mikey I have a headache and its name is Ralf... I feed him kidney beans...

Mikey fear my lack of pants...
KitKat hmm.

KitKat Do you think I would get in trouble if I blew Centrelink up?
Mikey I reckon everyone would have a right old larf...

Mikey bloody government....
KitKat they want to know everything about my life... right down to what patterns I have on the toilet paper.
Mikey incidently, which is... ?
KitKat well..they "volunteered" me for work for the dole right? Then I get a job... so I decide I shouldn't have to keep doing the work/dole thing...and now they're like giving me shit for starting a job...
KitKat oh.. ummm.... sea shells.
Mikey seashells rock...

Mikey HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TODAAAYY!! For today is your actual birthday. May the God of Small Rodents smile on you and bestow unto you all the pan-fresh waffle products you desire.

Kat so we're defininate for the 20th?
Mikey yep... hell or high water... unless said high water is infested with pirahnas, in which case I may need to buy thicker pants...

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