Kat Tales

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Kat heee...I'm being chatted up by some guy on icq....haa haa
Kat he is asking me about my "interests"....
Kat I said I liked nude mud wrestling midgits.
Mikey HAHAHAH!... hey.. I'm number 1 in google for "breakdancing midgets" hehe
Kat you do take SO much pride in being listed for crap, don't you? *L*
Mikey yep.. I love it...
Kat well....if it floats yer boat why not, eh?
Mikey heheh.. well more so than that, its the fact that people are actually looking for these things on the search engines... hehe

Mikey Hey there cakey!
Kat hey there snakey!
Mikey snakey? you been peeking though my windows again? heheh
Kat oh yeah...I take popcorn and really make a night of it...
Mikey ahh. that why theres always popcorn scattered about the place

Kat whaaaaaaaaaa
Mikey there there.. calm down.. its only a spider... *catches spider and releases it outside* there ya go.. hes gone now
Kat heh....

Kat man...you bought a dog......how much more domestic can you get!!??
Kat *hides the fact they she is getting a cat*

Kat hello potty nose!
Mikey heheh potty nose... hows the new pad?
Mikey Im good.. enjoying life to a resonable extent.. you?
Kat new pad is most special and nice...but I got the sack on friday...whaaaaa.....
Mikey NOOO!! what.. ?
Kat part of another "lay off".....
Kat yeah, ...bastards.
Mikey basters.. you want me to bash 'em? coz I'll do it...
Kat yeah! Bash up goooood....throw them to the Electric Beater in the Sky...
Mikey tonite we dine on bastard soup...
Kat Yay! That would be Soup a la Shit Management...

Kat how's your puppy?
Mikey Maddi is wunderful.. Its great to just forget everything, lie on the floor and have a skitzo little pup decimate your headspace...

Mikey yeh... you need a city savvy kitty...
Kat yep, trying to decide between mature cat from a shelter or kitten from a shelter
Mikey yeh... tough decision... I'd pick a sauted young cat from the chinese restaurant... in breadcrumbs and gravy...
Kat eeeew
Mikey heheh only kidding... the gravy would mask the taste
Kat pfft...I'm off...

Kat I'm so boooooooored...whaaaa
Kat I hate not working....I have to much time....
Mikey yeah... I wish I were at home though... I'd rather be playingvideo gamey goodness..
Kat video games? heh...now I hadn't though of reviving the playstation....
Mikey playstation is your friend...

Kat whee...I'm talking to me dad on msn messenger...*L*
Mikey hahah...
Kat this is so weird.....my dad is turning into a computer geek..
Mikey heheh my mum sends me an ICQ message every now and then, but it usually along the lines of "hello mikey, this is your mum. I am on the internet"
Kat *L* Truly inspiring reading....
Mikey heheh its funny

Kat I skinned trillian
Kat it didn't scream like warren did though....mmm....screaming warren....buffy.......mmmmm
Mikey ARRGH! Skinning!!

Kat Now you be nice.
Mikey HAHAH.. I'm friendly mikey
Kat you're Bad Pants Mikey, that's who you are.
Kat I submitted a news item on the Badness of your Pants. Soon the world will be afraid of the Wrath of Your Cords!!
Mikey noooo... Super happy friend pants!
Kat nyah!
Kat nooo...super evil bad-man pants.
Mikey heheh cords.. vvvt! vvvt! vvvt! vvvt!
Kat ha ha! Firestarter...stay out of the bush!
Kat you'll incinerate by friction.....
Mikey hehehe bush...
Kat he he...todger
Kat *amused*

Kat hee hee....you are a proton energy pill!
Mikey heheh... that brought back many roger ramjet flashbacks...
Kat including those spastic robots on one wheel...
Kat that say "mmmmm-bop"
Mikey i loved them.. "mmmnggg-buzzn-clickn"
Kat I hated that show....it drove me crazy.

Kat well just spare a thought for the rest of us....I have been living hand to mouth for so long I can't imagine having anything spare.
Kat I think I am what they call "transient"
Mikey better than being "translucent"... euuu

Kat so do you have alot of mikey-work to do today? Do you ever have a slow day there?
Mikey i used to have some slow days.... but one of our servers shit itself last week so we're on a mission to make it redundant, moving all its tasks on to a new server
Kat oh yay...that's gotta be fun.
Mikey joy of joys wrapped in a thick creamy layer of joy.

Kat brb..checking on the kitties
Kat crazy little things
Kat one had left a lovely parcel on the floor for me
Mikey bundles of love
Kat yeah, sloppy stinky love

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