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Jerzakie | We're gonna have to start a web comic
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Mikey | hehe for sure... I've been meaning to for a
while... I even did a little cartoon version
of me to star in it...
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Jerzakie | ok.. we both draw too.
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Mikey | hahah .. cool... we rock... :)
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Jerzakie | yeah.
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Jerzakie | f*cking seperated at birth (lucky bitch got to
live in Australia)
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Jerzakie | so uh.. when you wanna to cartoon Cam?
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Mikey | yeah.. whenever you want..
you got any ideas?
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Jerzakie | Hell yeah I think we could uh... we can... like...
you wou... *sigh... no... I don't have any
ideas.
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Mikey | hah me either... this may require more
thought than previously believed... heheh
hmmm..
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Jerzakie | HMMMMM
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Jerzakie | *ow* I think I popped my brain.
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Mikey | what a coincidence... I'm listning to
nirvarna's aneurysm... hahah
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Jerzakie | spooky
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Mikey | theres that psychic connection...
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Mikey | Okay cartoon cam.. hmm.. we should have a
common background.. like a couch, a lot of web
comics are set on a couch... so like a 640x240
cartoon pic of a couch... and you draw you
sitting on your end, with a controller in your
hand, saying something like "Gee this really sucks ass" and I'll be like
"So does your mamma"
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Jerzakie | ooh.. thats good.
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Jerzakie | go home, it's Thanksgiving.
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Mikey | Oh shoosh you mr american cheese!
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Jerzakie | don't give me that "I live in another country
and we don't have thanksgiving" crap.
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Mikey | fine.. I'll go home and stuff a chiken into a
duck then stuff the duck into a turky and eat
til I'm bloated then.. will that make you
happy?
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Jerzakie | yeah
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Mikey | cool... done
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Jerzakie | man i jsut tried to send a 208M image to an
HP932c, oops.
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Mikey | HAHAHHAHA.. it probably just had a nervous
breakdown...
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Jerzakie | yeah, I am surprised it didn't catch on fire.
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Mikey | or at least start sobbing uncontrollably...
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Jerzakie | I bout $648.07 worth of contact solution
tonight.
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Mikey | thats a lot of saline...
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Jerzakie | "would you like to come upstairs.. .bouncy
bouncy..."
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Mikey | HAHAH... yep..
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Jerzakie | man have you ever heard "Shaniqua" by Little T
and One Track Mike ?
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Mikey | nope...
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Jerzakie | man it's great
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Mikey | I'll be the judge of that!!!!!!
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Jerzakie | No you won't I already was and it's great,
asswipe.
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Jerzakie | damn I am glad they don't monitor my bandwidth. ...
whats an email address you can receive a
picture at right now.. lol I have a pic of our
router bandwidth logs :)
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Mikey | maddog@planetmadoog.com
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Mikey | make that maddog@planetmaddog.com
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Jerzakie | MadDoog...yeah it really looses something with
that..
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Mikey | actually, I've got it set up so you can send
an email to
jerzakieisgoingtosendmeapictureofrouterlogs@pl
netmaddog.com and it will still get to me...
:)
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Jerzakie | how about
OctupleDaisyChainFeltching@planetmaddog.com ?
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Mikey | yep...
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Jerzakie | Ladies and gentlemen....... MIKE
!!!!!
(crowd goes wild)
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Mikey | hahah.. thanks for the lovely MailMerge
introduction...
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Jerzakie | haha !
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Mikey | thats another thing Ive noticed about
americans.. you say last name, while we're
more likely to say surname
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Jerzakie | Dear [title] [firstname] [lastname],
You are fired due to [list of your
dysfunctional habits].
[rude comment]
[bossfirstname]
[bossLastName]
[elitesttitle]
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Jerzakie | AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, WE LOVE YOU,
AMEN.
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Mikey | Word...
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Jerzakie | ValidationFunc.FireValidator (((RequiredFieldValidator)e.Item.Cells[0].FindControl ("reqEditLineName") ))
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Jerzakie | C# is jsut a bunch of random characters, I am
sure of it... there is absolutly no order to
it whatsoever...
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Mikey | you think thats bad.. lemme grab some perl
that I have to sort through....
$RemoteHost=~s/\d+\.\d+\.\d+/$&/;
$Body .=$O->Data("Head").if $Headline
and &is_ok($O->Data("Head"));
if ($Picture[$i]=~/\/[0-9]+\.\w{3}/) {
$Picture[$i]=~s/src=(.*?)\s/$& ALT=\"CLICK
HERE TO ORDER THIS PICTURE\" /;
$Picture[$i]="$Picture[$i]";
} elsif ($Picture[$i]=~/\/\d{8}\w+\.\w{3}/) {
$Picture[$i]=~s/src=(.*?)\s/$& ALT=\"CLICK
HERE TO ORDER THIS PICTURE \nOR SEE AN
ENLARGMENT\" /;
$Picture[$i]="
page=$page\&pic=$1$args
$Picture[$i]";
} else { # We have a non orderable photo
$picname=$1 if$Picture[$i]=~/\/(\w+)\.\w{3}/;
$Picture[$i]=~s/src=(.*?)\s/$& ALT=\"CLICK
HERE TO SEE AN ENLARGMENT\" /;
$Picture[$i]="
$args
$Picture[$i]";
}
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Jerzakie | perl is evil and was deveolped by satan
himself.
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Jerzakie | I have posted a new webcam... and it wass
good.
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Mikey | HAHAHAHAH!! Well done, Jerzakie@Werzakie...
Very nice.. :)
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Jerzakie | "Jerzakie@Werzakie" where is that?
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Mikey | your icq name is Jerzakie@Werk... and I was
being cool *making exaggerated hand gestures*
and changed it to Werzakie
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Jerzakie | ah, you clever bastard, you !
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Mikey | see, it was, like, a play on words... a parody
of modern pop culture... satire if you will..
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Jerzakie | hahah !! w00t, I dog your cam !
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Jerzakie | dog = dig.
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Jerzakie | i kan spel guud
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Mikey | HAHAHA I wasnt sure what you meant there.. I
thought I was missing out on some new hip
internet lingo...
"Man I dog your new website... its is the
doggingest shiznit in da hizouse."
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Jerzakie | "fo' sheezy"
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Jerzakie | BAM! I am like the ICQ ninja !
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Mikey | whoa! out of the shadows you spring...
amazing!
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Jerzakie | Hoiiiiiii - yah - oof oof, ha hee.. hoi....
hhhaawweeeeyaaaa !
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Mikey | impressive
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Jerzakie | thank you.
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Mikey | quite welcome.
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