Ec Escapades

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Ric I like free Mp3s!! *grin*
MadDog me too
Ric should we do the celebrationary handshake then?
MadDog no.. let us do the dance of splendour...
Ric how does that go?
MadDog umm.. *does the dance of splendour* kinda like that...

Ric some chic gave me a message asking for feed back on her site. I think she's an erotic dancer thing. *runs to bathroom to vomit*
MadDog Ive seen that.. was her name sharon?
Ric yes - is that a real person or what?
MadDog no.. porn site...
Ric ewwww

Ric little green m&m where did you go? *looks around on the floor*
Ric FOUND IT!!! hahaha - *throws in the bin*
MadDog Aww! I woulda had it..
Ric but it fell on the floor - yuck
MadDog so ? why cant I eat it?
Ric cos it's gone.

Ric hehe - nice day here and I'm listening to music non stop and no more classes until Tuesday. I am in high spirits!!!
MadDog yaay!.. and I'm happy cause its friday...
Ric me too!!! Everyone is in a good mood. Happy Happy Joy Joy
MadDog jumper lead jumper lead jumper lead
Ric farty breath farty breath
MadDog :o( thats not very nice..
Ric I was kidding. It's okay *runs over to comfort lil Mikey*
MadDog yaay!

Ric Mikey!!!!!!
MadDog Ericky!!
Ric no - it's Ecky.
MadDog Ecky?
Ric hmm *nods in agreement*

Ric mmm - food. Lunch time. May I take you order?
MadDog Ooh! Lasagna!!
Ric I actually have lasagne if you want it
MadDog ooh.. yes please..
Ric brb - just getting the lasagne (or not....)
MadDog ahh. okay *taps the side of ones nose...*

Ric Go Home Mikey!! It's past 5
MadDog why is everyone telling me to go home....?
Ric Cos we don't like you!!!!

MadDog giddy up baby, giddy up gidddy up... SAY WHAT!!?! *ahem*... sorry for that little outburst... :)
Ric you talking to me?
MadDog yes! yes it is so... lets see... can I have a small quarter pounder meal... and... hmm.. a strawberry... no make that a vanilla shake.... ... oh.. and a 30 cent cone...
Ric certainly sir... And here is your complimentary napkin, straw and plastic food that you wish to eat *takes a hair off the burger*
MadDog Oi! I saw that! As payment for your insolence you must face me in the ultimate challenge! Nudey Baby Oil Twister!
Ric BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
MadDog MWAHAHAH!!! *whips out the twister mat, the spinny thing and the baby oil* All right.. lets nude up!
Ric whadda ya mean? I'm already nude? Why do you think you came to my check out first to order your food?
MadDog ALL RIGHT!! *nudes up* Okay... *whoosh!* left foot red! *plonk*
Ric good - my turn *whoosh* Left hand blue *thud*
MadDog of all the blue dots you ould have picked, you had to pick that one.. oh well.. I dont mind... :) *whoosh!* Right hand yellow! *flump*
Ric umm...doesn't that hurt? Icky positioning!! *whoosh* Right foot green *thud*
MadDog ooh... you ARE flexible.... *whoosh* right foot yellow! *slipp! thud* Good thing theres plenty of baby oil, otherwise there'd be some major friction goin on....
Ric thanks *whoosh* right hand red *thud* *slip slid* "SHIT!!!!!" *regains balance and gives a triumphant laugh*
MadDog good save! *whoosh* left hand blue Ooh. shit.. how am I gunna do this? hmm... er.. maybe if I ... *slip* oops... sorry ma'am... okay... maybe if I... *flop* phew!
Ric Thanks - *whoosh* left foot green *weave wriggle plonk* Ewwwwwwwwww *shuts eyes from view*
MadDog aww. come on... the views not that bad... :) *whoosh!* left foot blue!.. easy... *slide*
Ric *whoosh* Left foot green* I'm already there!!
MadDog gah... .. *whoosh* left foot blue *flips over almost kicking you... * oops.. that was close.. sorry.. *splish*
Ric *whoosh* Left hand yellow *squish* *this change makes Mikey fall flat*
MadDog DAMN! oh well... that's that then.. you win.. you are granted my blessings!!
Ric ahahahah Your food is now cold *points*
MadDog dang...

Ric Being a sore loser cos I beat you?
MadDog nope.. I was eating lunchy food type substances.. and now I'm full as a little googie...

Ric Are there Chrissie stuff all over Shepp?
MadDog yup
Ric no christmas decorations in Shepp?
MadDog i said yup... yup there is..
Ric oh - sorry. I can't read

Ric hiya mikey how's work?
MadDog work is scrummy yummy...
Ric oh fun!!
MadDog yeeeeaaahhh...
Ric heh so...
MadDog Oi.. get your hand off my inner thigh...
Ric ummm - it's not there. Stop imagining things
MadDog surre.. excuses excuses... I'm not that kind of girl you know...
Ric Oh well...thought you were

Ric stop it *warning tone*
MadDog *backs away slowly* sorry.. i didnt realise you were looking...
Ric never ever do that in front of me again!
MadDog but its comfy... you try...
Ric okay *wriggle wriggle* hmmmm
MadDog see?
Ric ahh yeah! Coolies

Ric i love my printer. I just got a new ink jet and the print job I'm doing now is coming out surpurb!
MadDog yaay! what kind o printer is it?
Ric same as yours I think canon bubble jet colour bjc255sp
MadDog ahh yep... good memory... :)
Ric yep - I'm an elephant *raises trunk and gives a triumphant trumpet sound*
MadDog HUZZAH!
Ric Prince Ali yes it is he but not as you know himmmmmmm lol
MadDog I dont know.... what size do you think it is?
Ric ummmm - WHAT?????
MadDog sorry.. just a bit of revenge confusion...
Ric revenge? Why are you getting revenge on me?? *whimper*
MadDog well you confuse me with yer prince ali statement, so I confuse you with general wackiness...
Ric OH well isn't Hazzah! what they say in the movie Aladdin when he's riding the elephant?
MadDog ummm.. i dont know.. I just say Huzzah all the time in general...
Ric ahhh

Ric I have sore thigh muscles
MadDog I also have sore thigh muscles! lets have sore thigh muscles ... together!!
Ric Okay!!! What is your reason for sore muscles? I had soccer training last night and discovered that I am not as fit as I hoped to be :(
MadDog i did a lot of gardening over the weekend...
Ric ahhh - so it's both physical endurance Good for both of us!!!
MadDog yay!

Ric I just wanted to see a site about the Norweigen girls soccer team (that one the gold medal) so I did a search and got a whole lot of porn to choose from. So that's how they won the event!!!! The truth comes out
MadDog oooh.. porn...
Ric Norweigen porn!! Even better LOL LOL LOL
MadDog yay! porn party!

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