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Well, they've got MY business

I don't normally read the spam email I get, which is understandable, as I get hundreds of junk emails every day, however this one caught my eye. Not through any brilliant marketing ideas mind you, but rather by a poor grasp of the English language.

Darling Reasonable Customer!

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With regards,
Clients Service Department, "Actuality C. Hydroelectric"

I like to imagine that who ever wrote this email is actually named "Actuality C. Hydroelectric" and that he is actually a wacky Japanese midget with blue hair and glasses.

Posted by a very thirsty MadDog on Thursday August 12, 2004 at 10:41:53 AM - (4 comments)


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