I spent WAY too much time on this |
We were watching the great
Manga release,
Ninja Scroll, the other day and as you would know if you've seen the film, they seem to go through an awfully
insane amount of ninja throwing stars and one villain utilised a special type of ninja-thread-string-thing weapon which also doubled as a long distance communication device. This lead
Hatch and I to wonder where the
hell they got all of these devices. There would have to be some kind of
Ninja-Mart where your friendly neighbourhood ninja could stop off on his way home from ninjing to pick up some daily supplies.
Clerk: "Hiya. Welcome to Ninja-Mart. What can I get ya?"
Ninja: "Oooh.. gee... lets see... I'll have a 50-pack of
shurikens, umm... twenty - no, make that thirty metres of
Ninja String, a loaf of
bread, and a tub of
'I Cant Believe It's Not Ninja Butter'."