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Being part of OzChat's Admin Team we get some strange emails from some strange people on some strange topics so I thought I'd share with you my top 3 emails and Hatch's responses. Enjoy.
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Dumbass #1 |
Hi,
I am looking for the chocolate math formula that ends with the number I chose and my age in the last 2 digits.
Can you help?
Thankyou
Melissa
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G'day Melissa,
I'm sorry, this is a web chat and chocolate maths isn't something we provide as a service. I would love to provide chocolate, but maybe not the maths part, as that is a tad strange for me. I'm sorry though, we don't have any chocolate, but if you can provide some chocolate to me on the other hand, I would be very grateful. *grin*
cya
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Dumbass #2 |
From: "Jan" <XXXXXX@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: <CHAT@OZCHAT.NET.AU>
Sent: Friday, October 20, 2000 7:50 AM
Subject: Re: unscribe
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--ozchat server automated response center--
990825324.server.link.maintained.customer.database...
This is an automated message. To unsubscribe correctly, you must send a
blank email in with OZCHATS ROCKS WITH THE BEST OF THEM in the subject line.
Thankyou customer 23262452.ozchat.user.database.sushi.sushi.two.shoes
server number 69
data close.... |
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Dumbass #3 |
i am interested in contacting bisexual men who are in good shape,
i have been traaining seriously for 10 years.
i am told my upper body is in competition condition. lets talk
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G'day,
Your search for bisexual muscle men will have to continue, there are no such people of that description here I'm sorry.
I haven't been training for 10 years, and I'm not serious, and my upper body is in rather poor shape indeed, so I can't help you either, oh, and I'm not bisexual.
Good luck in your quest for the holy grail of bisexual muscle men.
Regards,
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| Posted by a very bemused MadDog
on Wednesday December 6, 2000 at 3:42 PM - (0 comments) |
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