Random Whacked Folk

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Blaze Hey, where have you been, buried under neath dishes or something
MadDog nah.. I got my old ICQ number back... yaay!!
Blaze Ohhh I see, now I gonna have to delete the other one, jeez all these mouse clicks is terriable for my nails.
MadDog heheh.. I'll still keep that number as a backup though incase something happens again... but I doubt that will happen.. :o)
Blaze Ohhhh now you tell stright after I have just deleted the other one. Grrr make up ya mind *grumble*
MadDog hehe.. thats okay.. I most likely wont use it for years..
Blaze Yeah, but what about that day you do, the gods come down to earth and decide to flog all the ICQ numbers except that one, will you remember it. Or what about an EMP pulse, better write it down mate, not even aliens can read
MadDog way ahead of you... I have it tatooed on my left buttock...
Blaze Ohhh good, that makes me feel better, my I well have mine engraved on my penis or something

Blaze Hey did you know it is scrotum awareness week?
MadDog I did not know that... ... good thing I was aware of my scrotum anyway... who knows what could of happened if I forgot it was there...
Blaze Yeah I know what you mean. Better put an alarm or something on it to make sure no one steals them, you know they are worth a lot of money on the Black Market, espically for wallet makers
MadDog yeah.... I know what you mean... Braden had his scrotum stolen... well thats what I heard anyway... Of course he denies it, but hey.. so would I, man....
Blaze Yeah, your just not a man unless you have your scrotum under you. Poor guy must be lost with out it, I mean how does he carry them now, in his hand?

scope bwahaha... hi mikey :)
MadDog *high five etc.* Enjoy the sleep in?
scope a high five, cool :) yeah, the sleep in was great... *generally praises the holidays of the education system*
scope *points and laughs at those less fortunate that dont get holidays*
MadDog oh shoosh.... just you wait... one day when you least expect it... you'll see... oooh yeah....
scope *starts shaking* eeeek.... i didnt mean it mikey.... pleaaaaaase dont hurt me :)
MadDog aww come on...... I wasn't gonna hurt you... I was just gonna give you a wedgie or something... come on... get out from under the desk...
scope damn.. you found me... anyway, kylie should be en route back there now, 'moo' at her when she gets back can you? :)
MadDog i generally moo at her anyway, so I should remember that... :o)
scope good good... thanks mikey :)
MadDog heheh... kylie just asked what we've been talking about... Mwaaa haa haaaa!!!! "Oh... stuff.... "
scope rofl... i said the exact same thing.... yeahhhhh *high five*
MadDog woo hoo!!!...
MadDog "Tell me!! Youre both evil!!! " HAAAAA!
scope indeedy... .*shapes his eyebrows in an evil fashion*
MadDog *sits in high backed leather armchair and strokes furry white cat....*
scope exxxxxxcellent.... MOOOOOOOOOO!
MadDog she just looked at me funny at first, then i did a couple more times.... then she said "you talking to scotty?" and I said " ... nnnnnnnnoooo....." heheh
scope :) well, shes stopped talking to me now, cause i said i was going out, so either she hates me, or shes trying a little harder to pretend to do work :)
MadDog youre in the shit now.....
scope bwahahah... nooooooo... i'm not :)

MadDog i didnt open the packet....
scope but the sky, its pink!
MadDog oh come on... make sense will ya! he took the risk.... no way am i eating that shit, man....
scope i double dare you to! take that gnome, and kick its painted on ass!
MadDog ... hmm.... if you insist.. *kicks the ass of said gnome* Hmmm... strangly satisfying... thankyou for opening up this new world of opportunities..
scope not a problem, my fine feathered friend...
MadDog hey.. check it out... im nibbling nobby's nuts.... for real!!!
scope i'm sure nobby is loving it ;P
MadDog aha!!! kylie picked the wrong nobby response... she expected you to say "poor nobby"... just shows how much she really knows you....
scope ah ;)
MadDog one a day! yes!!! sue sutherland!!! yeah!
scope you know what they say about sue sutherland.....
MadDog ah yes.. that thing about her ears.. i'll never forget that story....
scope mnn... quite the story...
scope dum dum dee dee da dee... dum dum dee...
MadDog bored? here.. have an inflatable rubber ring...
scope ooh! its round!
scope call kylie a wombat...
MadDog okidokes.... (im easy to convince)
MadDog i got a blank look...
scope damn... ;)
MadDog what else should I call her?
scope nah, that'll do :)
MadDog aww.. iw as having fun

MadDog Leeeeeeetle scopey! *pat pat pat*
scope leeeeeetle alcoholically-enhanced-mikey! *pat pat pat* :)

MadDog you know KOROVA reminds me of some war-torn, third-world country....
scope wow...it reminds me of a russian cow.... the things people think.. sheesh...
MadDog heheh... I want to register the domain: svangerskabsforbygendenmiddel.com that means condom in scandinavian...
scope bet the marketting guys hate that one.... either that, or they sell condoms in boxes of 1000....
MadDog yeah.. its bad enough asking for a pack of condoms, let alone a box of svangerskabsforbygendenmiddels...
scope heh...
MadDog i bet they just call then svangas.... Thats probably where frangers came from...
scope perhaps, except in scandanavia, svangas is probably pronounced kappeljokff..... or something equally multicultural..
MadDog haa hahah

scope BUY! SELL!! SELL! NO... BUY!
MadDog make up your mind... should I buy this dental floss or not?
scope dental floss?! egads no...
MadDog okay... so I'm selling the floss... What about these bizzare asian candies?
scope keep em...
MadDog okidokers... more of the candies... cant quite make out the name... hmmm... okay... I got a couple of these left-handed tongue scrapers.. a good investment?
scope yep... so many people need to scratch their tongues with their left hands these days... its phenomenal :)
MadDog allrighty!!! ... Beastie Boys lunchboxes?
scope beastie boys suck... get rid of them while you can...
MadDog aaahhh sell!!!!

scope WARNING! Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you have mystical kung fu powers.
MadDog heheh... aaah.. but I do have mystical kung fu powers... heheh

MadDog ahhh... yeah.. still.. shes a nut
~The Dude~ fuck nuts! i like nuts man! shes a pomegranate
MadDog yeah.. they suck ass... like artichokes...

~The Dude~ yell out to zen for us and say " Hi" please?
MadDog umm.well I can ICQ her for ya.. shes in a different room....
~The Dude~ oh nah tis ok man really :) dun worry lol
MadDog heheh.. I could poke her in the back of the head for ya on my way to get a coffee if you like...
~The Dude~ thatd be good, thanks lol
MadDog no problemo

~The Dude~ did you know that 67 per cent of women dont experience an orgasm until they are over 25???? I'd like you, Mikey, to apologise on behalf of all men to all the women in you office RIGHT NOW for the blatant disregard to the pleasure of the female genitalia, by men, for the womens sake... lmfao...sorry, hypo *jumps up and down*
MadDog I NEVER disregard the genitals...
~The Dude~ we mean theirs, not yours lol *eep* did i say that? i dont do that *cringe* well thats ok then...*nods and ticks you off the satis-viable list*

~The Dude~ tell that kylie girl i hate getting grr's off her...
MadDog heheh
~The Dude~ oh, shes now "super-zenny" too.. ive given her superhero status... when your in trouble, ever...you must flick a match , hold it up and go "Whooshkah fooshkah I'm in deep shit, where is super-zenny when you need her!" a masked individual shall give you a ticket with a number on it, wait until you are called before being saved...
MadDog thanks for the advice...
~The Dude~ nar seriously if mikey holds up a lit match and sez "whooshkah fooshkah i need help wheres super-zenny when i need her" you must run to his rescue, as is with everyone else...lol
MadDog Ummm what?
~The Dude~ dang...im trying to get some deja vu goin here and im sending the wrong messages to people if i start nibbling your earlobe, its not really to you... lol
MadDog ooh.. understood....

~The Dude~ you sphagnum sphagoos gunna do the bbq? *g*
MadDog doesnt look like it... and if anything it wont be much... we need a drum kit see?
~The Dude~ want me to bring down some kettle drums well get you a raibow beret, some marijuana joints and some dark sunnies we'll call you mr marley and youll get all the chicks with your metal drumming madness..lol

~The Dude~ aye, ill be drunk in her honour anyway lol well illbe drunk, tis new years eve after all lol
MadDog hehehe... yup... drunkenness all round!!
~The Dude~ drunkenness is good... especially when there are 15 year old high school girls, hotties... lmfao...kidding, (yet again)
MadDog I should think so... 16 maybe... that way its all nice and above board... *wink*
~The Dude~ lol but 15 year olds squeal loder *remembers when he was 15* oh the joy...
MadDog ahh... yes.. but thats not nececarily a good thing when youre trying to be discreet in the pantry... *remembers bac to when HE was 15... heheh*
~The Dude~ try the ironing board any bounce and they're exiting the atmosphere without any force of gravity pulling at them
MadDog HAHAH... oooh... anigrav... now theres a thought...
~The Dude~ yeh... or never try doggie style on wet grass... kinda like roller blading and not knowing how to do it really lol
MadDog HAHAH!!!.. I bet...
~The Dude~ one bounce and she's sliding across the green envelope of obscurity into a garden fence of unknowingness... sad sad boy I am... especially since im talking about it anyway...24 hours of straight writing is enough for me, im off to bed im a bohemian :)
MadDog thats interesting... Im a protestant...
~The Dude~ Protestants are nazi's and thats a valid point..considering Martin luther was an avid Anti-Semite, and believe all german jews should be purged of assets and exterminated... which hitler did, of course
MadDog zig heil..
~The Dude~ damn straight Geheim Staats polizie ein juden die vunderbaden...
MadDog gezuntheit.

~The Dude~ im a midget! im so not a midget! my knees just have toes..yur mean! your mean! *runs away crying*
MadDog heheheheh!!
~The Dude~ *grumbles* I'll midget you man! I'll midget you good and proper! *midgets you without the knowledge of what a midgeeting is...but sure as hell he's gunna find something poojestery about it* mauahahahaha!
MadDog poojestery?
~The Dude~ yeh...it's a hobby i think up of new words... pity i can never think of anything that it could mean *shrug* well...jester= Entertaining.. poo= well...poo of course? An entertaining poo!

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