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| scope | *grin*
hiya mikey :)
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| MadDog | Im a sexy bitch apparently...
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| scope | you are indeed... kylies going to register a
domain mikey... sexy-bitch.org
that way, she'll give you an alias that is
http://mikey.is.a.sexy-bitch.org
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| MadDog | dang it.. that domain is already taken
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| scope | miles ahead of ya mikey ;)
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| MadDog | heheh...
I wanted to register orgy.org so I could have
orgasm.orgy.org
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| scope | hehehe...
a friend of mine is a bit of a domain freak...
i made him register ction.org, so we can have
all sorts of cool stuff... liiiiike....
i.mowed.down.the.fatman.with.a.pumpa.ction.org
:)
i.cant.get.no.nanana.sat.is.fa.ction.org ;)
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| MadDog | I cant belive it!!! flyingmonkey.com is
already taken...
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| scope | a lot of random character strings are taken..
like... fdsj.com and dajkl.com.... weird weird
people...
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| MadDog | expensive hobby... hehe
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| MadDog | stop looking at disgusting MPEG movies...
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| scope | *closes netscape quickly*
stop looking at fucking proxy logs!
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| MadDog | my pants are sitting on the desk next to me...
true....
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| MadDog | I have a bag of air here!!! Woo hoo!!!
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| scope | !
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| MadDog | thats right... A bag of air... fully
sealed....
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| scope | SELL!
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| MadDog | NO!!! BUY!! BUY!!! *slams down phone*
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| scope | no, airs on its way out tomorrow, mark my
words...
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| MadDog | *takes out magic marker and marks scopes
words*
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| scope | oh stylish effort...
whats magic about that there marker tho?
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| MadDog | well how many other markers have you seen that
can mark words... ?
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| scope | good point...
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| MadDog | it does have a good point... a nice fine point
for drawing smiley faces...
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| scope | two fish were in a tank together...
one says to the other, 'you know how to drive
this thing?'
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| MadDog | do you have any idea how many times kylie has
told me that one the last couple of days?
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| scope | *sigh*
shoulda guessed :)
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| MadDog | heehh
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| scope | she tell you the rest of the ones i sent her
yesterday?
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| MadDog | no but you cant tell me anyway coz Im goin
hoooome!! HAAAAA YOU CANT TELL ME ANY JOKES!!
NYAAAHH!! HAA HAAA!!!
Haa..
um..
*sigh*
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| scope | oh well, my joke telling shenanigans have
finally been foiled...
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| MadDog | YAAY!
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| MadDog | youre wicked... i like it... :o)
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| scope | excuse me?
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| MadDog | Im reading your mind...
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| scope | really?
wow... i better stop thinking about some stuff
then...
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| MadDog | and you look pretty silly in that shirt.
Hasn't anybody ever told you that primary
colours dont match?
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| scope | i think you suck at mind reading then...
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| MadDog | OH MY GOD! YOURE NAKED???
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| scope | bzzt wrong again :)
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| MadDog | *phew* That was a mental picture I really
didnt need...
Ummm.. youre wearing black?
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| scope | maybe...
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| scope | your mummy can't save you now...
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| MadDog | AAAHHH!!! IM FREAKIN OUT!!!!
*checks desk for bugging devices*
I'M SORRY! YOU ARE THE MASTER!!!
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| scope | heh
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| MadDog | Noooo!! STOP SCANNING MEE!!!!
*head starts bleeding*
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| scope | WOOHOOO!
my interior decorator action man just arrived!
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| MadDog | You and Kylie are both cut out of my will...
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| scope | *grin*
somehow its almost worth it mikey ;)
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| MadDog | You dont get my lifesize Mikey poster
anymore...
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| scope | fuck.
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| MadDog | Have at you, scoundrel!
heheh.. okay.. I know how much you wanted
it...
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| scope | oh cool... thanks mikey...
(psst, its all kylies fault anyway.. she made
me do it...)
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| MadDog | okay.. you can have the poster... all to
yourself.. I'll give Kylie my linked paperclip
collection..
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| MadDog | serve slightly toasted with paprika...
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| scope | not paprika, no no nooooooo liddle mikey
wikey... *insert generous munging of cheeks
until blood vessles pop*
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| MadDog | Munging?? is that what its called?
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| scope | thats the technical term yeah
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| MadDog | Ahhh...
hmmm...
munging (mun'jing) ;v
To munge ones cheeks.
Wow.. youre right...
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| scope | what're your warez connections like
maddoggles?
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| MadDog | depends on what yer after...
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| scope | a copy of the sims to download
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| MadDog | to download? no.... but I gots me a copy on
cd....
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| scope | do you really...
you're in shepparton...
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| MadDog | yah... and kylie has the sims....
well she will soon...
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| scope | fair enough...
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| MadDog | HAA!! NO SIM FOR YOO!!
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| scope | *runs off crying*
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| MadDog | there there.. you still get the Mikey
poster...
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| scope | its just not the same mikey...
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| MadDog | Poor Scopey...
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| scope | the elephant WASNT stupid goddamnit... poor
poor elephant...
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| MadDog | he was simply misunderstood.... like that guy
from that movie...
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| scope | poor elephant..
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| MadDog | poor guy in that movie...
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| scope | have i told you about airtoons yet?
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| MadDog | no.. do go on...
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| MadDog | cool.. a sentance entirely made up of four
two-lettered words...
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| scope | <!--hypnotize>
<suggest>go across the street and get me some
orange sherrrrrberrrrrrrrt</suggest>
</hypnotize-->
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| MadDog | I've brought you your orange
sherrrrrrberrrrt...
*hands over a tub*
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| scope | about fucking time.. sheesh.. .
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| scope | but thankyou :)
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| MadDog | it was a totally wide road...
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| MadDog | Im scanning kylie... bloods running down her
head...
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| scope | trippy...
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| MadDog | eh guv? quick as you like...
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| scope | wouuuuuuuuuuuuldn't it be lover-ly....
lover-ly... lover-ly....
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| MadDog | shine yer shoes guv?
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| scope | no..
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| MadDog | right you are, guv...
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| scope | ah doo wop wop wop, ah doo wop wop..
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| MadDog | hmmm... I see your point...
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| scope | pick me! pick me!
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| MadDog | I ... pick........ KYLIE!
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| scope | shit.
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| MadDog | okay.. I'll pick you too.. but I'll have to
put you on my credit card...
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| scope | oh super, i dont mind having interest...
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| MadDog | yaay!
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| MadDog | I've invented a new form of dancing. I call it
"Ass-Dance", and you do it while youre sitting
in your seat. It makes you look cool and
trendy while giving your buttocks a firm
tone...
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| scope | cool, can you teach me?
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| MadDog | well you basically just tense your buttocks in
time with funky 80's muzak, which bounces you
around ina quite jovial manner...
unfortunately it also makes you look like you
need to pee...
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| scope | i see... i'm not sure the ass toning would be
worth that 'need to pee' look..
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| MadDog | but if you have a big-ass smile on your face
it looks less like a "need to pee face" and
more like a "I'm a bit strange but I'm
harmless" face.. which is much better..
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| scope | i see...
*takes notes*
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| MadDog | there will be a quiz afterwards...
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| MadDog | It's true!!! He popped a gonad!! He really
come a cropper...
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| scope | busted a nut...
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| MadDog | ... killed the kids...
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