| Mikey | i am mikey.. i make soup...
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| Vandal | i am vandal....i play with rocks.......
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| Mikey | we should join forces and make rock soup
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| Vandal | mmmmmm......rocks......
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| Mikey | rock and cabbage goulash.... i can see it
now...
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| Vandal | what shall we call this creation?
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| Mikey | ummm ... shirley?
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| Vandal | slogan sujestion: shirly rocks my
goulash......it could be a bumper sticker
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| Mikey | *gives you a silly hat*
there .. you're marketing director.. I'll get
to work on a recipe...
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| Vandal | and ill get to our advertising campain!
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| Mikey | hurrah!
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| Vandal | *quickly folds a silly chef hat out of paper*
Youll need this to begin
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| Mikey | ooh.. I mustn be forgetting my hatten
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| Vandal | just be careful around the soup cos it is
paper
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| Mikey | yes.. I will follow government soup/paper hat
safety protocols...
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| Vandal | good to hear....the last thing we need for our
advertising campain is bad publisity with poor
soup/paper hat safety protocols
|
| Mikey | Yes.. not like last time... the press had a
field day.. the prime minister was not
impressed...
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| Vandal | yeah.....sorry about that....the thing with
the cheese greater wasnt such a good idea
afterall
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| Mikey | it wasnt so much the cheese grater, rather the
3 small pommeranians...
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| Vandal | really....I thought that bit was going
well.....that was until someone turned up
withthat fur coat
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| Mikey | yeah.. that WAS the problem...
anyway.. I'll leave you to come up with the
posters and slogans.. I must be off... soup
doesnt make itself you know....
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| Vandal | yes yes....neither do award winng ad compains.
Fair well to thee
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| Mikey | toodles...
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| Mikey | Hey Alan M!
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| Vandal | dude....i was at lunch....so was Alan M
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| Mikey | thats okay... hang on... YOU are Alan M!
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| Vandal | yes....both of us are
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| Mikey | so you are...
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| Vandal | pesky customers
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| Mikey | You should get Alan M to serenade them with
one of his spontaneous songs... that will calm
the pesky customers down and make them much
easier to work with
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| Vandal | but Alan M cant sing....it makes them leave
the shop and the boss gets upset
|
| Mikey | yeah... he's not that talented... its funny,
he plays the guitar well, but you never see
his fingers when he does it...
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| Vandal | thats cos he hides them under his kilt
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| Mikey | oo er!
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| Vandal | thast whats everyone says when they look under
his kilt
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| Mikey | i didnt even know he was scottish....
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| Vandal | hes not
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| Mikey | wow... he sure has a lot of courage then...
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| Vandal | thats why people go oo er
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| Mikey | oo er indeed!
|
| Vandal | dude!! Do you know what the go with McMedia
is?
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| Mikey | web server kaputkis...
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| Vandal | whats actually kaputkis...
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| Vandal | as you put it
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| Mikey | deadski cactus kaputkis...
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| Vandal | is that a technical deffinition?
|
| Mikey | yep.. you need to go through 6 years of techo
boffo school to learn that one..
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| Vandal | in the words of monty phython.....its dead,
demised, its stuffed!
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| Mikey | IT IS AN EX-WEBSERVER!!!
heheh.. we're frantically copying websites and
files across to a backup server...
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| Vandal | heh!......always fun! Was it a Mac server?
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| Mikey | YES!!! BLOODY WORTHLESS MACS!!
okay then.. no it was a microsloth PC.. :(
*I feel so ashamed*
It wouldnt have happened on an amiga...
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| Vandal | we were talking about amigas last night! Proud
of me?
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| Vandal | i had a perfect chance to hang it on you about
macs then and i didnt....aren't i nice!
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| Mikey | yeah.. you rock!! on both the
not-hanging-it-on-me, and the
talking-about-amigas counts...
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| Mikey | Are the rumous true?
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| Vandal | which?
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| Mikey | That you like Tang...
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| Vandal | indeed they are....but shhhhhh
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| Mikey | *wink*
|
| Vandal | who squawked?
|
| Mikey | It was Noodles... I overheard him bragging at
the soda shop...
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| Vandal | right.....its a wedgy for him!
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| Mikey | heheh...
okay.. but dont tell him i narked on him...
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| Vandal | you will be comended for your work
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| Mikey | thankyou sir...
and all the best for the future...
|
| Vandal | this icq will self destruct in 5 seconds
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| Mikey | *ducks*
Phew...
|
| Vandal | I must work on that destruct bit cos it seems
to still work.....
|
| Mikey | it does?
*pfft*
Oh yeah... so it does... yeah.. needs some
work...
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| Vandal | might go get some tang and think about it
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| Mikey | tang on!
|
| Mikey | i am a veritable trevortrove of information
|
| Vandal | impress me with some information then...
|
| Mikey | The atomic weight of a capsicum is .98
|
| Vandal | *gasp* now that was sure to be on "Who wants to
be a salad chef?"
|
| Mikey | yep... and the global energy co-efficient of
two basketballs is directly proportional to
the cosine of the curve produced when said
basketballs are thrown from a 2 story building
by a midget named Gordon.
|
| Vandal | what happens if gordon follows the balls over
off the building?
|
| Mikey | it produces enough energy to heat a thimble
full of decaffinated java.
|
| Vandal | what would it take to heat a full strengh
thimble of java?
|
| Mikey | Either the ejection of Gordon from a 3rd story
window, or Gordon from the 2nd story whilst he
clutched his pet iguana named Sleestack
|
| Vandal | honey have you seen the cat today.......
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| Mikey | SHE ATE IT!!! SHE ATE THE CAT !!! NOOOOOO!!
|
| Vandal | what did she do to the Johnsons lawn then?
|
| Mikey | yeah... she pooped on it... and it melted all
the grasses...
|
| Vandal | ahhhhh......and thats why she didnt do her
german home work
|
| Mikey | yeah... and the boys always laughing at her in
gym
|
| Vandal | thoes lizard like legs.......the mind boggles
as to what she can do with her toungh
|
| Mikey | the mind truly boggles...
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