Everybody's probably tried this at one stage in their lives, but I remember way back when I was a pup, I used to muck around in the kitchen when Mum and Dad weren't home and I'd mix a whole bunch of shit together in an attempt to invent a new drink, a drink that would ultimately become the GREATEST DRINK IN THE WORLD!
I'd start with some orange juice, then a bit of red cordial. After adding a little bit of strawberry Quik, I'd stir in some Milo and finally a bit of toothpaste to give it a kick...
Then came the taste test.
After vomiting, I'd vow never to do it again... until curiosity got the better of me once more. |
