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| Russ-work | did u know the shin bone's connected to the
knee bone?
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| MadDog | nah... I knew the knee-bone was connected to
the thigh bone though... Ive always wondered
what was on the other side of that....
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| Russ-work | well now you know.
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| Russ-work | Word to the wise don't trust brian he's evil!
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| MadDog | what do you base that on?
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| Russ-work | I just know, i can't tell you any more just be
careful!
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| MadDog | ooh.... okay......
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| Russ-work | You should see this men! Beer in ice as far
as the eye can see! Tubs and tubs of it!!
overflowing with all kinds of glorious beers
we got it all! The whole department in gonna
have a giant bash outside my window soon at
that bbq i've told you about where the
students go. Man i told you about we take any
excuse to have morning tea. And it's my job
to look after the beer!! I'm left to guard it
in a world of uni students agghh!!!
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| MadDog | I dont envy you mate.... unless you get to
drink it all....
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| Russ-work | Oh god it's GONE!!
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| Russ-work | only kidding :)
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| MadDog | hee!
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| Russ-work | yep *hic!* more stick then i can *hic!* polk a
beer at :)
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| MadDog | .... ummm... I got berrocas!! :o) ??
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| MadDog | *missooman!*
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| Russ-work | hehehe
Mooseman?
hehehe
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| MadDog | Bouncy land...
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| Russ-work | bounty.
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| MadDog | Intergalactic planetary something something
something something....
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| Russ-work | i'm listening to evidence by faith no more in
spanish.
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| MadDog | haaaaa! cooll.... It'd be as much fun as
watching the cosby show in German.... which is
a real hoot!
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| Russ-work | If everyone in ITS have small peenies and you
know it clap your hands *CLAP!* *CLAP!*
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| MadDog | peenie?
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| Russ-work | How do i get to the old ozchat bbq pics buddy?
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| Russ-work | Sorry i found them my monitor is missing blue
at the moment so i couldn't see it. :)
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| MadDog | dont go looking at smurf homepages then
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| Russ-work | ..so i can't really remember how i got myself
into the final's of the girl's under
seventeen's kick boxing championships. What i
do remember is that Burtha, the reigning title
holder weighing in at 280 pounds did a good
job of taking me out of it. Down in three
rounds and in hospital for as many days.
Really they shouldn't allow stilhetto steel
capped boots in the competition. Not only did
it break me but also a perfectly good pair of
leggings.
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| MadDog | Apparently, you do the Hokey-Pokey... THEN you
turn around.
And to think I'd been doing it the wrong way
around all these years.
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| Russ | but mad that's what it was all about you see?
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| MadDog | AHA! That was the answer I was waiting for!!!!
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| Russ | Well i cried myself to sleep at night for
months until someone finally let me in on the
secret that the three blind mice were only
fictional characters. And to think i donated
thousands of dollars to that save the blind
mice guy who guilt tripped me.
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| Russ | ..so they told me that someone had stolen them
both. But i knew otherwise. I knew that
someone hadn't stolen remmi the hamster and my
colour gameboy. No. No one knew remmi as
well as i did. I knew that remmi had sold my
colour gameboy to support her ever growing
addiction to cocaine laced lettuce leaves.
Later that day in an alley i saw her, head
fully in a baked beans can vomitting, though i
didn't mention it to her at dinner that night.
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| Russ | ..so the first time i went back to remmi's
pad, it was a huge, stylist inner city
apartment. She put down her keys, kicked off
her heels and took off her earrings. That was
when i knew she was a hamster with taste. She
was so smart. She told me how van gogh had
really been a hamster, and she even had a
couple of the originals with paw print
signings. So far so good? It was when i saw
that she slept in a cage, i thought there
might be problems.
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| Russ | We call our partner's baby.
Baby spice was the most talked about spice.
When an attractive woman speaks baby talk and
gets all pouty we get aroused.
What is it in man's genes that makes him want
to screw babies?
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| Russ | ..so i went along with her for morale support.
As soon as the doctor hypnotised her it all
came out. She started speaking about how in a
past life she had been a in espionage hamster
for the resistance. Wearing her miniature
beret she'd seduce young german generals, and
lure them into a lockable hamster hutch. She
also started talking about one time she took
out a whole platoon of german tanks, but
unfortunately that's where the session ended.
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| Russ | ..so she had dissappeared. No word and the
mail had started collecting in her lettuce
box. Finally came to me. She told me her
cousin had been struck down with feed pellet
poisoning so she had to look after him. She
asked if i could drop off a family tree she
had got for her mother. On the way to drop it
off i had a quick look noticing some stars
next to deceased relatives. It puzzled me so i
looked at the key, it read "star denotes road
kill".
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