Kat Tales

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katgirl hello.....? Errrr.....'tis me...the Kat-person of Zench...wilt thou answer me from the depths of Shepparton-Hell-Like-Place???
katgirl OI! Anyone would think you were actually WORKING!
MadDog actually I was in a 4 hour meeting from hell...
katgirl Whooo....spesh!

MadDog yaay! just came back from a scrumdidliumptious mcdonalds lunch...
katgirl McDonalds is a corporate vampire! They make ice-cream from pig fat!!!!
MadDog mmm... I eat pigfat... mmm... its fatalicious...
katgirl Disgusting. It'll rot yer brain.
MadDog ha! ... brain...

katgirl Eat brains.....my mongoose eats brains and ass meats.
MadDog mmm... homonally enhanced ass meat...
katgirl Wobblelicious...
MadDog I have a free twin pack of Oreos...
katgirl I would assume that this "twin pack of oreos" gives you much taste bud blissfulness.
MadDog Hooray for blissful buds!
katgirl Mmmm...buds...

katgirl I'm looking after the IT lab at Ross House 'til about 5...then off to see Scream 3 with Scrotty.
MadDog hello.... sssssidney!
katgirl Ha...does she die? No...don't tell me....
MadDog yes she dies.... or does she... hehehe.. yeah.. she does... no wait! look out! heheheh

katgirl some of the stuff on your page was highly amusing....I never knew Braden had such a fraggled mind!
MadDog his mind is fraggled as much as, if not more than mine! did you read all of the conversations?
katgirl Pretty much Scrotty had to put up with me sniggering all over his keyboards.. Has Braden got a woman? No..*sheepish look*...don't answer that..
MadDog he does, but she lives in Melbourne, so theyre keeping it pretty casual... hmm.. how do you spell casj.. as in short for casual.. hmmm
katgirl Good question....cazzzshh....

katgirl Didja get the pic??
MadDog heheheh.. that picture looks SO not like you... :o)
katgirl It IS me!!! *L*
MadDog I dont doubt that for a second.... but it still doesnt look like you... :o)
katgirl why not?
MadDog heheh... looks like youre dribbling...
katgirl fecking phillistine!
MadDog i dunno... your smile looks funny... nice though... not like weird funny... just different...
katgirl Errr.....how different?
MadDog i dunno... it just kinda meets up with your cheeks .... which I know sounds weird, but I know what Im on about... :o)... mmmm...
katgirl Humph. Fine then.
MadDog nah... its not a bad thing... in fact that picture gave me a huge boner... thanks... heheheheh...
katgirl What? Errr....ummm....*eeek*
MadDog HAHAH! that was the reaction i was expecting.. :o)
katgirl Oi! Unfair.....
MadDog hehehhe... baiting is fun...
katgirl Not if yer the worm.

katgirl My boss just asked me if I wanted to smoke mull with her!! *LOL*
MadDog hey, free hashishness.. cool
katgirl I'm weirded out....*paranoid shifty eye movements*

MadDog hahahah... i have some oreos....
katgirl gimme!

katgirl brb phone
MadDog as you wish.... ... ma'am... *bats eyelashes*

katgirl So....whoooooaaa....as Keanu so aptly says.
MadDog NANANU!
katgirl Ha! What a leather clad spunky genital person!!
MadDog thats me...
katgirl Oi! Flattery of the self-personal-ish type will make your ears fall off!

MadDog gummi bears! bouncing here and there and everywhere....
katgirl I'd forgotten that cartoon! *L*
MadDog yaay! found a whole bunch of theme songs!!
katgirl Fwwwoooaaarrrhhhhh
MadDog yaay! teddy ruxpin!
katgirl errrghhh....scary bear.
MadDog yaay!

katgirl Grr....Scott's being a baboon's arse.
MadDog what.. all colourful..?
katgirl Somewhat. All red and itchy looking.

MadDog I bought a cordless screwdriver today...
katgirl What the hell are you planning to do with that??
MadDog ummm... screw things?

MadDog hehehe... muffin head...
katgirl heh..... toasty....with butter...mmmm
MadDog nummo! .. with cross on the top...
katgirl Hey! No religious icons, thankyou!
MadDog dang it... but the cross is like symetrical... its the sign of the dog..
katgirl the sign of the WHAT?? Dog, my arse.... Just because it's dogmatic doesn't automaticaly make it canine...

MadDog hey... did I tell you that I discovered that I'm phlegmatic?
katgirl no, you did not....how so?
MadDog well.. basically I dont give a shit... I'm very imovable on most subjects...
MadDog why for?
katgirl I know that.....sheesh....do I know that!

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