Kat Tales

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Kat cool. I'm working tonight...*pout*
Mikey I'm not.. hee!! but I'm working now.. *big puts*
Mikey pout even
Kat you're a big puts? ha ha ha ha ha
Kat *snigger*
Mikey oh shoosh... here have some soup...
Kat soup? Is it triple ox flavoured?
Mikey ummm.. maybe...

Kat eek! someone is msging me asking if I am a D & M mistress! hahahaha
Mikey HAAHAHHAHA.. are you?
Kat sometimes...*s*

Kat I'm still in my pj's...*sigh*
Mikey i WISH i were still in my pjs... or in my case, my nakedness... heheh
Kat way to give me eye heamoraging...

Kat I have bad news....
Mikey NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kat I had to wait until I got paid this morning before I coulf buy tickets....there were 300 left yesterday when I checked....and sold out this morning.
Mikey GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Kat I know....*sigh*
Mikey youre not joking are you.
Kat I'm really pissed off about it....
Kat no, I'm not joking. I'm not a very happy camper, I can tell you....
Mikey nor am I.... :(
Kat but I couldn't buy the tickets until I got paid from work....
Mikey hmmmm... thats okay... I was really looking forward to wackiness..
Kat I just can't believe that 300 tickets sold in like 7 working hours...
Mikey I know.. its insanity!!
Kat I guess we could always turn up on the night in case scalpers have tickets...
Mikey the website is still selling them...
Kat what?? how can they????
Kat lemme see....
Kat got tickets!!!!??????
Mikey yes/no/maybe? you mean you purchased them online and now they HAVE to give them to you?
Kat well they would have to, wouldn't they?
Mikey damn straight... they might have a certain ammount allocated to tickes on the web.. I dunno.. we'll see... :) *hopeful yaay*
Kat well...you can be sure I will kick up one hell of a fuss if they tell me I can't have something I have already paid for.
Mikey heheh yeah!
Kat ohhh... Please note that all orders are subject to credit card approval and billing address verification. Please adhere to published ticket limits, additional orders that exceed the total ticket limit for the event will be cancelled.
Kat where do you find the ticket limits??
Mikey i dont knoooow! aarggh again..
Kat calling cust service....
Kat girl thinks I have the tickets...but she is checking.
Kat well the money has come out of my account....
Kat she thinks i must have gotten the 2 last tickets there are.....but she has me on hold....and is taking ages to check
Kat which usually means something is not quite right....
Mikey arrrgh!
Mikey This is exciting
Kat it's all good!!!! I have ticketty goodness!!!!!!!
Kat rejoice!
Mikey WA-FUCKING-HOOO!!
Mikey JUBILATIONS! WE CAN HEAR A GREATFUL NATIONS CHEER!
Kat yay!!!
Mikey *does a smeggin little dance*
Kat whooooooooooooo
Mikey High five!! *holding hand up*
Kat *smack* yeaaaaah
Mikey Woo hoo.. too much excitement... I need coffee...

Mikey just got it this morning, so I went home at lunch time and played Tekken Tag, and Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen II... I was jumping around being generally being vampyric and drinking blood... !!
Kat whoooa...look out Kent! *L*
Mikey HAHAH.. yeah... I am the lord of Nosgoth!!
Kat pfft...watch it...fake fangs fall out at awkward moments....
Mikey HAHAHAH.. That'd be pretty funny... I'd be playing away, being the mighty general kain, slaying all who come before me and then *pop* out drops the false fangs.. hehehe
Kat *L* It's a common occurance on the dance floor here....
Mikey HAHAHAH... I can imagine...
Kat then the poor goth bastard is down on his knees tyring to unobtrusively look for them...pretending it's all part of his gothic dance routine...hahahaha
Mikey BWAHAHAH!.. heheh.. I bet goths just make up gothic dance routines for that very purpose... heheh
Kat yeah...there's the washing machine guy...I am still trying to work out his purpose for trying to dislodge all dancing goths from their platform shoes...

Kat some weird guy named Mike is msging me in ICQ..*L*
Mikey hahah.. he hankerin for a spankerin?
Kat I think he might be! He seems too have a fixation on dwarves too...
Mikey HAHAH!
Kat I said I was scared of them - and then he says "I know one, they're half decent" hahahaha
Kat I shall not ask in what way he "knows" this dwarf....
Mikey heheheh... I'm scared of them too...
Kat I just KNOW they want to bite my ankles....
Kat actually, you see one trying to throw himself onto the tram accasionally here...
Mikey hahah...
Kat I think he's an escaped circus dwarf...
Mikey poor little midgets...
Kat they get the short end of every stick....hahahahahaha
Mikey HAHAH gotta love puns...
Kat yeah..I live with the king of puns, remember?

Kat so how are you anyway?
Mikey Today is the best day Ive had in a while...
Kat why, because of the PS2? *s*
Mikey yup.. a new toy is always good for the soul...
Kat ahh..especially when it's your soul....

Mikey oh the 40s.. those were the days...
Kat yep..of big busts, little waists and fast girls from the wrong side of the tracks..*L*
Kat you're sort of place, I'd imagine....as long as they had naked car washing too.
Kat *smirk*
Mikey heheh... or semi naked at least... :) and PS2's
Kat ahh..a world where semi-naked women play PS2 and feed men grapes, eh?

Kat well...hey...it was 4 years when I moved in, and I'm STILL trying to clean up THAT mess now...
Mikey heheh.. you need babymop...
Kat babywhat? A mop handle with a baby on the end?
Kat I'd imagine that would hurt the baby...
Mikey nah one of those swedish babies wearing mop-bits that just crawls awound while you eat a kit-kat...
Kat *L*
Kat I have a swiffer...is that good enough? *L*
Mikey yeah.. that'll do, but no kit-kat for you...
Kat mmm.....well I'll just have a tim tam out of the cupboard then.
Mikey OMFG!! they actually exist! http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/babymop.jpg

Kat so when are you and grace going to start breeding? *ducks and runs for cover*
Mikey Next Tuesday... I'm selling tickets, but I can get you some free ones if you like...
Kat *L* Nice answer....
Mikey thanks.. I've been working on it...
Mikey Little mikeys would be the coolest living beings known to mankind.... they'd be eeeevil...

Kat was having some weird arse movie dream where earth was a two sided disk..one side was like this fantasy world with cool weird critters and the other side was our world...
Kat it was one of those sleep-ins where you wake up as tired as when you went to bed.
Mikey hah.. yeah.. cool dreeam though...
Kat yeah well I had some how been shifted through onto the cool weird side, right, but when I got back to my own side everyone was gone. It was like I had the run of the place completely....and I remember thinking how cool is this? I can use anyone's stuff and just take whatever I want.
Mikey heheh.. thats a way cool dream.. :)
Kat oh that's not all! I was being hunted by these weird hybrid giants and a bad guy, and I had to run from house to house, salvaging what I could use to fight them. I somehow has a few other people with me, one of them was Milla Jovovich..*L* But she was prone to turning into this little beastie with big nasty teeth if she didn't feed often enough.
Mikey HAHAH... was it Resident Evil Milla or Fifth Element Milla or the Loreal Commercial Milla?
Kat more like resident evil milla with big nasty critter teeth
Mikey RE Milla rocks...

Mikey *yaaaaawwwn* reckon anyone would notice if I fell asleep under the desk?
Kat probably not.
Mikey i want a hologram projector, like on star wars, that I can project an image of me working into my chair.... while I go for a snooze.... I dont know how I'd explain being all blue and shimmery though...
Kat and having a voice over of "help me obi wan, you're my only hope"....

Kat I just bought a lot of miscellaneous crap.
Mikey woo hoo .. like what?
Kat liquid eyeliner, nurofen, lady's razors, lemonade, toilet paper, and pringles.
Kat you asked!
Mikey heheh... well you had me intrigued... heheh.. lady's razors.. that sounds funny
Kat well...a guy could use it too, but it is a very lovely shade of powder blue...
Kat it is one of those ones with replaceable heads.
Kat very exciting.
Mikey heheh.. yeah...
Mikey I wish I had a replacable head...
Kat alot of people wish that.
Kat I quite like your head the way it is.
Mikey it does the job
Kat I'm sure it does.

Kat oh, and the other thing I came home with, I stole someone's recycling bin. As someone has stolen ours and it costs $60 for a new one.
Kat bet I'll get shit karma for that.

Kat and what are you doing making drooly faces at me??
Mikey heheh... sorry,...its a medical condition..

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