Random Whacked Folk

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~The Dude~ *shrugs* yeh..thats what ill do! I'll give her the directions that lead into the mcmedia cafe...straight through to where hatchs and your office lol
MadDog well she might have trouble finding hatch's office.... seeing as he no longer works here.. :)
~The Dude~ well then good....she can use his old desk to pose for you naked *lol* *thinks of the finite possibilities and seriously considers going and buyin a gun*
MadDog ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!! *internal haemoraging*

~The Dude~ *gives you cake*
MadDog is it banana cake?
~The Dude~ cheese cake actually mmmmmmmmm
MadDog AWWW YEAH!!!!
~The Dude~ thats what i said when i had this dream with hugh hephner innnit and he said i could have any playmate i want... but yeh...aww yeah for cheescake hoorah! *gives you cake*
MadDog Oooh.. playboy bunnies WITH CHEESECAKE!!! yeah... mmm
~The Dude~ yepp...wearin their rabbit hats...2 piece bikinis and wearing skis... NOW THATS AWWW YEH!
MadDog im hungry now..
~The Dude~ go to that kebab shop behind yer work! i had one of those when i visited strych there with frogga in october! yeh! kebab baby!
MadDog they rock many werldz!

~The Dude~ im off to the post office...post office stuff to do...of course... auf viedersen...
MadDog post on my good turnip...

RedPila hello. do you speak Portuguese?
MadDog Fuck no
RedPila OK, and English :)))
MadDog you have 3 mouths!
RedPila ????
MadDog you went like :))) which means you have 3 mouths!
RedPila yes. :))) it is to eat you better
MadDog why do you want to eat me?
RedPila :-) I like to eat well
MadDog you wouldnt like me... I'm all bones...
RedPila Better :)))) it can order your photo?
MadDog you dont make any fucking sense!
RedPila No, why?
MadDog AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
RedPila can it order?
MadDog can what order????

MadDog Heya... help me out here... I gotta get Braden something.. I was wandering the streets for hours last night looking for something for him, but I couldnt see anything... do you know of anything I could get him?
Strych for Christmas?
MadDog Yeah...
Strych shit hmmm i have had mega troubles thinking of something to get him meself, i decided on a super cool earing so he can look just like Lance from Neighbours
MadDog heheh.. I was gunna get him one of those laser games where you shoot each other and it beeps... like that "Zone 3" game... what do you think of that... either that or Vol 3 of that playstation Extreme cd... its got some really cool songs on it...
Strych yeah i rekon either one of those, anything he can fiddle with is always good
MadDog heheh.. and I got him a pack of nudie cards, but this time theres a different nudie chick on each card... :o)
Strych hahahaha yeah i think the other pack are all stuck together haha

Rhi how r ya
MadDog im not so bad I Guess... had no bread so I couldnt have toast for brekky.. :o(
Rhi :-( bummer bet thats not why ur really sad though....
MadDog youre right.. I'm out of penut butter too...
Rhi nope theres a better reason to b sad than that!
MadDog I'm also heartbroken at the fact that today's your last day here with us.. I just dont know what to do without you here... heheh.. thats what you wanted to hear isnt it? :o)
Rhi yep hehehehe *G*

MadDog hey bub... whassup?
Rhi nothin much, bout to do some more on my essay
MadDog whats the essay on?
Rhi the cold war :-(
MadDog Ahh... i remember that.. yes.. it was bloody cold indeed... I had to put on a jumper...
Rhi lol too bad they didnt have bloody heaters back then, then I wouldnt have to write an essay on this stupid thing LOL
MadDog yeah... or even them thick explorer socks...
Rhi yeah that coulda helped but i still think heaters are the way to go

Rhi its my birthday party
MadDog ahh.. but yer birthday was over a week ago wasnt it?
Rhi yup but had to move the party for manda and jarrod
MadDog oh.. ofcourse.. we cant upset manda and jarrod now can we...

Rhi guess what
MadDog whassat?
Rhi theres a t shirt that has maddog written on it
MadDog yeah.... so what? I have 2 of them...
Rhi no in a surf shop
MadDog I KNOW... I HAVE BOUGHT TWO OF THEM... FROM SURF SHOPS....
Rhi oh crap i thought i was good discovering them you have spoiled my fun
MadDog theyre old.. I hate them actually.. because they registered maddog.com.au before I could...
Rhi bugger

Rhi ok you know how theres scary movie? well im gunna make one called freakin scary movie and u know whats gunna happen?
MadDog do tell.
Rhi im gunna put a pic of me on the screen for 2 and a half hours and make it M15+ (male 15+ hahahhahha) that would be the scariest movie ever
MadDog heheh. what would you be doing?
Rhi nothing, just a picture of me :-)
MadDog what ? no nudey dances?
Rhi nah i dont want to kill everyone, just scare them
MadDog hehhe... you should call it "boring Movie" then...

Rhi shouldnt you like be goin home?
MadDog I will as soon as people stop talking to me.. :o)
Rhi ok me stop then :-(
MadDog heheh.. fine then... gee you gave up easily...
Rhi no i will fight till the end now hahahahahahaha *rannon gets out her big guns and begins to fire* HAHAHHAHA
MadDog nooooooooo.. owies...
Rhi u gotta defend urself man
MadDog oh... *pulls out a big shield* hows that?
Rhi yeah dat good but u gotta get me back
MadDog oh... *throws some old cabbages at tig.*
Rhi defends herself with the smell of rotten oranges then throws mushed peas at you
MadDog ahh.. boo.. I'm goin home...
Rhi wimp

Rhi u still there?
MadDog no I am a ghost.. my name is Banana Goose-Mouse
Rhi right and im the emperor of spain
MadDog nice to meet you Mr Spain

Rhi wanna help me kill some ppls?
MadDog only if it'll be messy...
Rhi sure and painful
MadDog cool..

Rhi I have a broomstick
MadDog this is a spoon!
Rhi no thats a fork
MadDog technically its a spork....
Rhi spork's rule

Rhi i like funny words
MadDog like scropumpernickle...
Rhi ummm does that have a meaning?
MadDog nope... its just a funny word...
Rhi hehehehe indeed also banana is funny and dumpling
MadDog what about strudel..... and rhubarb.... and nodules.....
Rhi heheheand telekenisis and vaccum
MadDog and waddle.... and wrinkle.... and buttocks...
Rhi and bollocks and paddocks and paranoid

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