The Vandal Factor

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Vandal bonza
Mikey not enough people say bonza these days...
Vandal no.....i agree....im trying to get it bach in vouge
Mikey well try and work "cobber" in there as well if you can...
Vandal but i dont say cobber....
Mikey oh, but you should!

Vandal any good search hits for your site?
Mikey havent checked in a few days.. lemme seee.
Mikey This weeks Planet MadDog Search Queries
wild things femals want when having sex
(#1 Yahoo/Google)

people form starwars nude
(#19 Yahoo/Google)

picture of gerbiling
(#7 Yahoo/Google)

napkin bra how to make
(#2 Google)

teri hatcher has balls
(#14 Yahoo/Google)

inflatable prick
(#5 Google)

Vandal purex use a rolly and a border colly playing naughts and crosses for their toilet paper...thats the third ad
Mikey umm. there was another one... i canna remember... there was the one where the dog steals the tolet paper from the guy on the outdoor dunny...
Vandal thats the lab one again...same brand...different add
Mikey from a friend in america:

"we have a toilet paper and puppy ad here as well. a family has just gotten home from the grocery and the kids start stacking the packages of paper on the floor. then we hear a whistle, and a gawky puppy comes running into the room, slides and lands on the paper, recovers and does it again around a corner."
Vandal yet another.........theres something bigger here i feel
Mikey i think theres something subconcious about puppies and wiping out arses....
Vandal *ponders*
Vandal maybe cos dog ang bog rhyme?
Mikey its a possibility...
Vandal maybe it a reminder that without toilet paper we would have to drag our bum on the grass or carpet like a dog
Vandal or how dogs wish they could use toilet paper so they didnt have too
Mikey I think thats it.. thats why theyre always stealing the toilet paper... to take it off to some secret location where it can practice its toilet paper techniques...
Vandal brings a whole new thing to "toilet training"

Mikey heheh cities of gold rocks... im trying to get all the G-Force ones too.. :)
Vandal whats that one about?
Mikey G-FORCE!!! BATTLE OF THE PLANETS!!! WOOO!! thats what its about...

Vandal *doin the happy dance*
Mikey *also doin that particular dance*

Mikey hullo mr nicholas!!!
Vandal morning mr micheal
Mikey nooo.. it A E L... :)
Vandal i was guessing....the day I brought thoes discs into you i was thinking all the way there and it finaly hit me as i crossed the road....what the hell was your surname so i could ask for you!!
Vandal i had a mental blank....its getting far too common
Mikey My full title is Lord Mikey of the Highest Order

Mikey I have to go birthday present shopping for a dog today....

a dog...
Vandal your dog?
Mikey no.. my brothers dog.. what does one get for a one year old dog...
Vandal a chew toy......a copy of beethoven

Vandal woo hoo.....dj vandal bangin out de tooons
Vandal sorry....fixing a dj desk...got a little carried away
Mikey BWAHAHAH!! w00t! spin those phat dex d00d!
Vandal nah...im cheap...im usin cds
Mikey HAHA.. well... erm... press those phat.. umm.. buttons... *ahem*

yes...

Vandal cd stuch in stereo....macarena and other great dances for kids
Vandal really bad midis
Mikey HAHAHA.. nooooo... *hops in small helicopter and hunts down and kills the inventor of midi files*
Vandal *jumps in chopper with gatlin gun*
Vandal all right gummys were goin to war!!
Mikey hmmmmm... thats not good at all..

Vandal the cd.....no....its evil
Vandal microwave coming up
Mikey HAHAH
Vandal ever seen what it does?
Mikey yeh.. all arcy and sparky
Vandal the things you learn at trade school
Mikey hehhe I learned it from the internet
Vandal ive heard of that internet thing....whats it like?
Mikey its cool.. and shiney.. Ive got the latest version of it at home...
Vandal wow....ive got a 5.25 floppy here...is that enough if i bring it round?
Mikey yeah!!! well my internet disk is smaller thatn that so it should be able to fit on your big one
Vandal do ii need a computer or is the disc shinny to look at?
Mikey the disk is very shiny, and it can be tied to string and hung from the ceiling... then you can spin it then shine a torch at it and it will shine the internet on the walls...
Vandal i dont think there are enought little men running around in my computer to make it go

Vandal i have so a big weekend coming
Mikey whats on this weekend?
Vandal bendogo tonight, ballarat tomorrow, melbourne tomorrow night, new computer sunday
Mikey bendogo? is that near bendigo? heheh
Vandal heh.....yeah close.......thats how you say it after a night out

Mikey does your new pc come with a network card?
Vandal unless its onboard no.....but cards are not too much or i can borrow one
Mikey yeah... theyre handy for lan parties.. theyre mad mad gaming seshs
Mikey yeah.. neva know it might be onboard..
Mikey hmm.. doesnt look like it.. oh well...
Vandal oh well...one day
Vandal it can be the first upgrade i try to do myself!
Mikey yaay...
Vandal ill become a nerd yet!
Mikey ny-hey!
Vandal ??
Mikey nevermind.. its a davek thing.. heheh

Mikey heheh.. here.. have a Mr D
Vandal mmmm....i havent had any for a while........time for a blt i think
Mikey OOOH! damnstraight!
Vandal and vodka
Mikey yuuuum....
Vandal heh....non shep people dont get mr d
Mikey I know.. people go SHEPPS A HOLE MELBOURNE IS BETTER!!! and I go I DRINK MR D!!! and they go BOOOHOOOO!!
Vandal but have you ever tryed to explain it to someone?
Mikey heheh yeah....
Vandal made up cola cordial....doesn't sound interesting
Mikey nahhh...
Vandal how can we jazz it up?
Mikey Its a wonderful scrummy cola taste sensation...
Vandal thats getting closer
Mikey yeah.. it really needs some kind of musical number to properly explain it...
Vandal sphagnums next original
Mikey HAHHAH Mr D!!! Youre the one for me!!! If I drink too much... It makes me pee!!
Vandal heh....i see a funky bass line
Mikey yeah... like porn music

Vandal how dare sphagnum play when im not in town!
Mikey you snooze you lose...

Vandal im taking a boat to my brother....
Mikey as you do

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