.. or "What happens when semi-naked chicks wash my girlfriend's car..."
Saturday 27th November, 1999
Dazzlers, the local coin-operated car washing type place here in Shepp had a special day. The girls from Rawhide, the strip-joint down the road, were washing cars in their bikinis as part of the Spring Car Nationals. Not being able to pass this one up, Hatch and I hopped in Gracie's car and went down for a look-see...
There were three bays with bikini chicks in them. The one furthest right had the best boosies in them... They wobbled sometimes too. It was fun. The middle bay had the thong bikini chicks. Their bottoms also wobbled. It was also fun. The one on the left seemed pretty ordinary. Just a couple of normal chicks in bikinis washing cars...
 The boosie bay. The chick in the pink did the whole "take the top off" thing about a minute earlier, but I wasn't quick enough with the camera. |
 The thong bikini bay. There were many wobbling buttocks over here. The chick with the blue top-thing had nice boosies also, but she always had that damn top on. |
 G-string chick show us what she can do with big squirty things. |
 Pink bikini chick humps the hose... receiving much applause from the onlookers. |
 At the end of the wash, the girls would sometimes pose for a photo. Note the FREAKIN' HUGE Spice Girls type shoes... They were all wearing these for some reason. Maybe they're the international ISO standard for stripper shoes... |
 I couldn't resist this shot when she bent over to do the bottom panels. (I could however make a vulgar statement about doing her bottom panels, but I will refrain... oops...) |
 This is the only topless shot I could get... She pressed those boosies against that window for a good 30 seconds. |
Watching the girls work, we found out two things: 1) If you have a camera with you, the girls put on more of a show, and 2) If you tip them, they sometimes take their tops off. "Bugger that! Why should they have all the fun?" we said, as we ran to the car. We hoped for either the middle or the right bay, but we got ushered into the one on the left. "Hey fellas, you wanna get wet and wild with us? The car wash is $15, but the wet and wild is free".
"Cheesy, but fair enough", I said patiently as we waited for the car ahead of us to finish up. Not long after that, we drove into the bay...
 The girls start washin'... The girl you can see here didn't even have a bikini on... she just seemed to be wearing a bra and perhaps bikini bottoms. She had a pretty weird looking head on her though. |
 This is the other girl. She had on this weird blue patterned bikini. She was as skinny as a rake, so she didnt appeal to me that much. |
 Blury, close up shot taken quickly before she moved. |
 A well groomed bikini line. |
 Every now and again, they would turn around and show their asses for some strange reason. |
 I really don't think that it's the most effective way to wash the windscreen... I mean, whenever I try this method I end up with all sorts of smears... |
 Suds. It would have been better if the girls got a bit wetter. Hey! That rhymes. I mean, it was bloody hot, and they were already in their swimsuits. |
 Trying to reach those hard-to-get-at places. I wonder if they were actually trying to do a good job of cleaning the cars. |
 Picking the winner for the best hood-ornament was simple. |
 I became a bit concerned at the strange white foam leaking from the back of her head. |
 Not exacly sure what she was trying to achieve with this position. It looked a bit awkward, but hey, we weren't complaining. |
 To finish the job, she hosed off all the foam... She also hosed off all the... ummm.... no I wont go there... |
When they saw that I had a camera, they went a bit crazy and tried to wash the car with whatever part of their bodies they could. Unfortunately, they didn't reveal that much, and also they weren't as hot as the other girls. As the girls finished up, I asked if I could get a picture of them...
 What a lovely pair of ... girls. |
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