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| Jedi | I'm having a light and breezy bacon and egg
mcmuffin!!!
It is the breakfast I wait for all week!
hooray!!
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| MadDog | lucky you.... I got a redskin! Mmmm.. candy...
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| Jedi | nothing bad can happen to me for the next hour
- I'm inmcmuffinable!!!
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| MadDog | Hey! the spicegirls want to link to our site!
they sent me a mail! hee hee hee
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| Jedi | are you for real?
tell them only "if they wannabe my lover"
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| MadDog | hee hee... yeah I'm for real!.. they want us to
link to their merchandising page...how
bizzare...
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| Jedi | SPICY SPAM - new flavour available NOW!!!!
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| MadDog | but spams already spiced.... its where it gets
its name...!
Mmmm.... litttle bizzare playstation
characters floating in my head.....
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| Jedi | bobble bubble....
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| Jedi | go past silvy singing the supertramp song -
dreamer for me will ya
you know
"dreamer, you know you are a dreamer"
"Put your hands on your head - oh no"
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| MadDog | I may do that.... I may not.... most likley
not.... because I havent had my donut....
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| Jedi | Tell silvia that she is looking a little
preoccupied today, a little Dreamy
and then burst in to song with the cliff
richard song
"i'm Dreaming, "
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| MadDog | thats just bizzare.....
I'd rather have a donut....
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| MadDog | High their,
I am communicating to you through speech
recognition. I'm not changing this
information at all.
Pretty wicked hey!
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| Jedi | bit spun out now...
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| MadDog | Yes. I have put Mike debacle way.
Whoops! I mean I have put my keyboard away.
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| Jedi | How do you get the exclaimations ???
commands???
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| MadDog | Yes. I say period For a period....
and Exclamation point for an exclamation
point. it also accepts other punctuation
marks.
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| Jedi | Wow (Exclaimation Point)
That is amazing (period period period) sounds
like a Shaun Micalef sketch, hey (question
mark)
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| Jedi | I just spent fucking 2 hours trying to get the
rockford files theme out of a ratio site and I
only got half of it before it crashed me out
but I got enough to be happy....
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| MadDog | Think about what you just said:
"just spent fucking 2 hours trying to get the
rockford files theme"
you sad individual
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| MadDog | Baugh I'm bob
that means bah humbug in speech recognition
language.. heheheh
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| Jedi | Yeah suck that cock....
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| MadDog | well that was uncalled for... :oD
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| Jedi | er opps... wrong ICQ recipient
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| Jedi | he he he he he he
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| Jedi | I am the funniest man alive!!!
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| Jedi | you will never icq me after hours again now,
will you.... he he he
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| MadDog | No... I shall not.. now I know the ugly
truth...
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| Jedi | I was banned in three states...
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| Jedi | I better go home soon.
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| MadDog | good name for a song, that....
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| Jedi | Well I have just spent six months in the leaky
boat,
and I feel like I have a pineapplehead
what ever that means...
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| MadDog | I feel so enlightened!
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| Jedi | I will behave tonight
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| MadDog | hehehe... good....
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| MadDog | yeah.. there was a delegation problem...
braden had a look at it this arvo and it
should be fixed now
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| Jedi | Ahh, the one that grows incredibly high....
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| jedi | I'm giving Bri the YOU DA MAN speech
do you want one too?
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| MadDog | yes please... I really need it...
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| jedi | Don't take No! for an answer.
You Da Man baby, your putting this thing
together, your the one fighting to world and
the client and their fucked ideas that will
put this job in the toilet.
So you be Da Man, tell em what you think.
Fight to not take second best.
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| MadDog | *puffs out chest*
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| jedi | You are a smart guy, Mike.
You have been given permission to make things
happen.
You are your own little Unimedia, If you
organise yourself right you can make this your
dream job. I need some bucks and happy
clients, you need, I don't know??? more
bucks??? a challenge???
LETS ROCK!!!!!!!!!
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| jedi | Your the man that stands on the line I cross
everyday McCorry!
SEIZE THE DAY!!!!
YOU DA MAN!!!!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
USE THE FORCE!
ENGAGE!
MAKE IT SO!!
I AM THE LAW!!!! (sorry about that one)
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| MadDog | Okay that'll do... Now I just feel sheepish...
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| jedi | k
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| Jaryd | You have reached - Far Kew Answering Service.
Main Menu
To blow up all computer based answering
services
PRESS 1 NOW.
PRESS 8 to relisten to the Main Menu.
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| Jaryd | goody goody gum drops
yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy
This is where you now say
(insert loud breathing voice) "Now I am the
Master..."
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| MadDog | 50%
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| Jaryd | My brain has only two words to say to you
"Fish Sticks".
And lo, it be so.
Fish Sticks, Michael my boy, Fish Sticks.
and all who sail in her.
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| Jaryd | What did you get for your play lunch?
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| MadDog | I had no playlunch.. im saving my appitite
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| Jaryd | birth canal sealed paper adverts
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| Jaryd | rogertory good bilby, 2 fore!
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| MadDog | plus four!
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| Jaryd | plus four?
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| MadDog | yes.. those little tatrtan pants that golfers
wear....
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| Jaryd | Fear is casting long shadows over golfers
pants.
Hundreds of people have joined the chorus
saying
Cover your heavily wooded shins under cover in
the lead up to next years PGA
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| MadDog | Jaryd
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| MadDog | ahhh.. *taps the side of ones nose*
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| Jaryd | yep I kajsdg;lsdfg
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| MadDog | taaaaaaaaay een da weeeeeeeeenn
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| Jaryd | porn
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| Jaryd | Purple Maise is strange coloured corn...
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