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MadDog yaay! pasta?
Bendibles nah not at the minute... not hungry
MadDog me either.. just asking.. heeheh :o) iboo..... naneer....
Bendibles hmmm?? *confuzzled*
MadDog heheh.. never mind... just being random....
Bendibles ok.. was worried that perhaps I had lost my translative touch after being away for a while...

MadDog how was your tripski?
Bendibles it was great *g* lotsa fun!
MadDog did ya go up the eifel tower?
Bendibles no.... but I climbed a giant rock *g*
MadDog oh... like that one in the himalayas?
Bendibles perhaps..... or maybe the one in central australia.. I don't know, not very good with geography
MadDog ahh... like the leaning tower of piza?
Bendibles yes...
MadDog ahhh... I get it now....

Bendi la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *trying to sound like babe*
MadDog nup.. not working...
Bendi what's not working?!
MadDog tryng to sound like babe
Bendi oh fine then *sulking*
MadDog hehehhe..... *pat on head*
Bendi hmmmmmmmmm I'm worried bout u! *lol*
MadDog a lot of people are....
Bendi *giggles*

MadDog I really dont know... just killing time until Ive fully woken up
Bendi *Throws a can of peaches at ur head* WAKE UP!! *giggles* did that help?
MadDog nope... try apricots....
Bendi apricots?! in a can........
MadDog yes...
Bendi hmmm and what's wrong with peaches?
MadDog I dont know..l t just didnt work...
Bendi oh ok......would dog food work better?
MadDog no... try apricots!!!
Bendi I don't wanna try apricots!
MadDog pleeze?
Bendi I didn't know dogs ate apricots
MadDog I dont want to eat them... just toss them at my head...
Bendi but they come in a can
MadDog Yes they do... I know
Bendi ok.......but u want to throw a CAN of apricots at ur head?
MadDog I want YOU to throw a can of apricots at MY head!
Bendi hehehehehehehe *Bendi goes to see if she can find a can of apricots to throw at MadDog's head.....*
MadDog yaay!

Bendi hang on I haven't found 'em yet........
MadDog hurry!
Bendi I am!! *still searching*

Bendi Oh look what I found......a can of baked beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*
MadDog no,, that wont work!
Bendi oh ok......*back to searching*

Bendi Hey I found a can of apricots.............. *Throws a can of apricots at ur head* happy?
MadDog *TOINK!* Wow! Im awake now... thanks a lot! *JUGS*
MadDog hehhe JUGS = HUGS actually...
Bendi I was a little worried there for a minute.....*lol*

Bendi hmmmm so now that u r awake........??
MadDog Ummmm.... Hmmm.. I dont know... can you suggest anything?
Bendi ummmmm how about...............eating the can of peaches and apricots
MadDog nah ... thats boring.
Bendi oh ok.......how about u go for a run round the block?
MadDog nah... not really that much fun...
Bendi ok........how about u go for a swim?
MadDog I dont have anyone to swim with...
Bendi swim by urself.....
MadDog No... that makes me sad and lonely...
Bendi ...go fishing?!
MadDog Hmmmm.... Ive never really been any good at fishing...
Bendi neither have i
MadDog hmmm.. next!
Bendi oh okies........how about getting drunk?
MadDog had enough of that over the past week.... unless of course youre trying to get me drunk into comprimising positions...
Bendi *lol* oh yep that's my aim!!
MadDog Oh! well lets go then!

MadDog *tosses back a alcoholic beverage and hands one to bendi*
Bendi why thankyou *glug glug*
MadDog *glug glug* another one ?
Bendi I won't say no........*lol*
Bendi *waiting for her next alcoholic beverage....*
MadDog there you go!
Bendi ta!!
MadDog pours another 4 2 for me 2 for bendi *glug lgug lguglgug* Hic! heee!
Bendi *gluggy gluggy gluggy* what r we drinking anyways?
MadDog whats your favorite?
Bendi vodka........yummy! *g*
MadDog welll what do you know... 2 more wodkas coming up....
Bendi hehe I won't be able to type if u keep bringing me vodka!
MadDog Yaay! Okay.. so when do these compri*hic*mising positions stat hap*hic*pening, sweety?
Bendi just depends......got to find someone for u to be comprimising with.... *g*
MadDog *shifts along the couch closer to bendi* More wodka my dear?
Bendi now who's trying to get who into comprimising positions?!
MadDog *wink* pours more wodka for bendi and me!
Bendi *lol*
MadDog *mmmm good wodka*
Bendi any vodka is good vodka........unless it's not good vodka! *g*
MadDog hehehhe... Mmmm... more?
Bendi MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORE *giggles*
MadDog *purs more* drunk yet?
Bendi probably.......hehe I'm numb *lol*
MadDog Are you numb here *pokes elbow*
Bendi yes si-reeeeeeeeee bob
MadDog what about there *poke*
Bendi *ouch* nope not numb there yet.....
MadDog ooh... what about there..
Bendi huh?! *pokes back*
MadDog Mmmm... numb... poke there again!
Bendi *poke poke poke*

MadDog Hello sex kitten!
Bendi *lol* sex kitten?
MadDog errr.... sex guinny pig?
Bendi sex guinny pig?
MadDog ummm.... I dunno... sex bunny?
Bendi that's getting better but there is still room for improvement *s*

Bendi *giggles* so what shall we talk about?
MadDog umm... bumpy bits?
Bendi on what?
MadDog people
Bendi on ppl? like when u hit someone in the head hard enuff they get a bump on their head?! that's funny!

MadDog im all on my lonesome...
Bendi oh u poor thing! u mean no one puts dog food in ur bowl or takes u for walks?!
MadDog no.... all lonely... i have to fill my own bowl and doo all the walky stuff alone... *sniff* do you have any?
Bendi any what?
MadDog bumpy bits
Bendi I should hope so....unless someone has stolen them lately
MadDog oooh... what are they called?
Bendi they've never actually been named.....*g* and I'm not too sure I want them named either
MadDog why not! go on... name them now.. it will be a fun excercise...
Bendi I don't want to name them..then I'll have to talk to 'em *sigh* can't be bothered
MadDog no... you dont talk to them... its so other people can talk to them....
Bendi *lol*
MadDog so are you going to name them or am i going to have to name them....
Bendi *lol* I think they r gonna remain anonymous, that way it they commit a crime they can't be identified

MadDog peace love and mungbeans
Bendi mungbeans?! *confuzzled*
MadDog yes mungbeans...
Bendi would u care to to explain hun?
MadDog .... umm... beans from the mung plant... yeah.. that'll do...

Bendi u gonna come swimming with me tonite?
MadDog hmm... sure... why not....
Bendi oh u sound happy
MadDog I am happy! lets swim!
Bendi *g* ok then *dives into the pool*
MadDog *goes to dive but stops* hang on.. is this regular swimming or skinnydipping?
Bendi hmm well I'm swimming in shorts and T-shirt...
MadDog oh okay then... anything else?
Bendi hmm bathers....
MadDog guess I'll better keep my togs on then... *hops in*
Bendi *dunks you*
MadDog *garble garble * gah! Thats it... *dunks you back*
Bendi *eek* *splash*
MadDog yaay! *kick splashies*
Bendi *dolphin dives and comes up the other side of you* *DUNK*
MadDog nooo! hee hee hee.. *spits water...* ooh! I got a gooby! *flicks it out the sie of the pool*
Bendi *eww* *splash*
MadDog sorry... better out than in.... *splashies*
Bendi I'll race u to the other end of the pool.......ready? set? GO!!!! *swimming real quick*
MadDog *swimming reel slow.... coz im not a good swimmer*
Bendi *touches the end first* *tee hee* I WIN I WIN!!!
MadDog I lose... i suck...
Bendi ohh cheer up.....*dunk*
MadDog Oi! *garble garble* splishy!!!
Bendi *pumps up the lilo and lays on it*
MadDog oooh... *hops on it with you...* wow... this is one small lilo...
Bendi *wobbles*
MadDog ooh... what bits wobbling?
Bendi the lilo... *lol*
MadDog aww??
Bendi *pushes u off the lilo* hehe cheer up!
MadDog Waah! *splash!*
Bendi *giggles* *big splashes*
MadDog wahh! I better dry off now... getting sleepy...
Bendi okies.. *hops out of the pool and into a towel*
MadDog oooh... *hops out of pool and relizes shorts are still in pool* Opps! *how embarassing!
Bendi *fofl* *covers eyes*

Bendi well jolly-o then..
MadDog no... jelly-o!
Bendi jelly-o?
MadDog well its better than jolly-o
Bendi oh ok then

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