Digger Follies

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MadDog I got a domain! yaay!
Digger yaay!!! Wot is it??
MadDog planetmaddog.com
Digger hahahaha cool!!!
MadDog isnt it?? yaay!!!
Digger I think I love it......hmmm......yes I do!
MadDog it was the only free one out of 50 bazillion ones that Iwanted...
Digger wot other ones ya after?
MadDog first it was smackhead.com then doghouse.com then thedoghouse.com then dog-house.com then zombie.com then funhouse.com then thefunhouse.com then madhouse.com then thefunhouse.com then a whole buch of other ones that would be cool... then I sudenly thought of planet maddog and it rocked, and it was available!!! yaay!
Digger hahaha some of them are cool sites

MadDog *smacks you upside the head*
Digger wot's dat fer?
MadDog Today is "random act of senseless cruelty and violence day"
Digger yaay I love that day
MadDog me too! *poke*
Digger *slap*
MadDog ow... thanks man...

Digger I gots Richard Prior Stand up routines!
MadDog hehhe ... he says fuck lots... hes funny
Digger yeah and he did cocaine (don't do drugs kids) and it made him scattered and funny
MadDog and gave him MS
Digger yeah that's not as funny really.....bummer to think of it.. he's still funny though

MadDog I am Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist. Dont mess with me mo-fo or I'll bust a cap in yo ass, boyeeeeeeez!
Digger Fiendish Observational Comedian don't mess with me neither! =Þ

MadDog duz ya backdoor work?
Digger nope wot'd ya do there? Use a referal system?
MadDog something like that...
Digger was just wondering....no need to go all covert ops on me! hehehe
MadDog sorry .. this is strictly a two zero niner...
Digger ahh okies then.....bloody secretive kgb agent =Þ

MadDog woof!
Digger yaay! no wait ruff?
MadDog Ahh! your accent is infallible.. well done...
Digger yaay

Digger wot's news? Tell me some news!!!!!
MadDog hehehe... you want news? I bought a dreamcast on saturday and gracie didnt kill me!!! hows that for cool?
Digger wtf?!?! I don't believe it!!!!
MadDog heheh.. yeah.. I bought her lunch at a nice restaurant, and told her how good a price it was... she knew she'd lost the battle... and I stepped forward and claimed my prize... and the vendor was quoted as saying "Have a nice day!"

MadDog heheh... are you gunna get a DC or have ya got one already?
Digger nah prolly not. I hate the controller and hate the actual unit.
MadDog and it makes weird ass noises when you eject it.. and the fan's too noisy, and the memory cards are too expensive, and the batteries on em dont last long enough, and the cord comes out the bottom of the controller which is crap, and there's no trippy patterns when you play a music cd in it, and its white, which is gay, and theres nothing really special about it... but its got dead or alive 2.. which has wobbling breasts.. which is good enough for me... :o)
Digger hahaha exactly the reasons I don't want it *L* minus the wobbly boosies bit
Digger that's enuff to get it *L*
MadDog oh good.. i though wobbly boosies was on everyones agenda... :o)

MadDog Ade was getting his chello installed.. they took 5 hours to do so, and in the process they fucked with his bios and formatted his c-drive without his permission.
Digger ooh nasty.....why did they do that?
MadDog because theyre incompetant boobs....

MadDog Ozchat 2 will be right back after this short intermission... *do.. do do... do do do do do do... do... do.... do do.... etc*
Digger nooooooooooooooo
MadDog heheh.. aaaan.d we're back..... I think....
Digger hmmmm better be boy....I mean dog....I mean ahh who am I kidding
MadDog or maybe not... the serer's hard drive is going loco!!!

Digger just trying to confirm a rumor you are mad right??
MadDog Squidgy pa-DOING.... *giggle* pa-DOING!
Digger and ya a dog??
MadDog Umm.. woof bark arf.. umm.. woof.. er.. barf.. oops.. I mean bark..
Digger hehehe then you are maddog!!
MadDog thats right! and my coat is shiney!
Digger wooohooo does ya have a cold wet nose??
MadDog no... the wet nose look is so 1990s...
Digger ahh sorry my faux pas
MadDog or as they say in france, "stuff up"...

Digger Hey!! I know you....oh no my mistake, carry on

MadDog Have you ever designed your own package?
Digger I once wrapped a box?? as in software you mean?
MadDog nooooo... your "package".. you know? package?
Digger hmm nup *L* Or ya mean warezy package? I used to do it lots if dats what ya mean? Or ya mean Dick Tricks? I can do the winged keel, blooming flower, hamburger etc
MadDog YAAY!
Digger is dat wot ya meant?
MadDog hehhe... i didnt really mean anything... heheheh
Digger ohh teasing me huh? why I oughtta... *raises back of the hand*
MadDog dont beat me, massta!
Digger hehehe dat's nigga talk boy....
MadDog hehe.. dont whoop me massa.. i just a poor nigra...

Digger might start HUEYiSO & release only vcds of Hueys cooking adventures ya in? hehehe
MadDog only if it also contains the full set of BiLo commercials complete with commentary from the big man himself....
Digger oooh BiLOVCD is born hehehe

Digger oooooo her boobs are bigge.....ahem, I meant to say, she seems like a nice enough lass *L*
Mikey heheh .. boob on!
Digger boobs are cool, b00bx0r
Mikey ph331 dA b00bz

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