Dagger Be Thy Name

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Dagger hmmm there is a brest in my soup
MadDog say.. where can I get me some breast soup?
Dagger well this is your lucky day! I happen to have a fresh brew of breast soup simmerin at home for lunch.. there is more than enough if you would like to drop in for a nipple or two :)
MadDog mm.. Id love to, but unfortunately I shall decline your gracious offer
Dagger such a shame.. but I'm sure malty will help me out with any extra breast soup

Dagger I am a sexy bitch!
MadDog we are.. sexy bitches...
Dagger hehe I see you to have caught on to the great self esteem audio casette tapes from Dr Nick *l* they have changed my life for the better. no more confidence problems *yay*
MadDog and the free steak knives that came with it are the sharpest I have seen!
Dagger I was standing under a doorway so had about 10cm above my head... and I decided to try and pop a prima thingy... you know jump on it and make it go bang... so I jumped and nilly killed myself on the door frame.. had lil birdies flyin round ma head *g* still frigen dizzy as a kunt *g*
MadDog HAHAHAHAH!!! You poor doof..
Dagger mmm yes... but I did pop it... but my head hitten the top of the door frame made more noise than it did *ouchy*
MadDog hahah... gawd that takes me back.. I havent popped a prima in yonks!
Dagger you have to pop one today.. while standing in a doorway :) that is your quest for the day! hehe

Dagger hey m8 you know when is the next meeting? was it last week?
Mikey it was last night... :)
Dagger hehe was it good?
Mikey IT WAS AWESOME!! there were clowns, and midgets and a man who could fit his body through a tennis raquet!! and fireworks!! and fairy floss!!! nar, it was allright I guess...
Dagger midgets? mmmmmmidgets!! hehe they are the best!! I got told new times that it was put off too, got confused.... woops next time we will have dodgem cars so I wil be there for sure *lol*
Mikey and fairy bread.. and maybe one midget just for you, cos you didnt get any last night... :)
Dagger and i woulda loved a midget last night.. all night long :o)

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