Wacky Jerzakie

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Jerzakie so.. hows your DNS?
Mikey waiting for the network guy to get here so I can beat him into submission.. umm I mean.. get him to fix it
Jerzakie // _____0 "Fix my site.. or it's your ass.. network guy" / /0 / /
Jerzakie boy that got messed up
Mikey heheh especially with the crazy-ass font ive got on this thing...
Jerzakie // _____0 "Fix my site..
/ /0
or it's your ass.. / /
network guy"
Jerzakie you know what, never fucking mind

Jerzakie what is it like 7:50am there.
Mikey 8:53
Jerzakie 8:53.. huh
Mikey 8:54
Jerzakie I get the picture

Jerzakie you should get a cardboard tube and start beating some ass.
Mikey God I wish I had a cardboard tube...
Jerzakie I'd think a newspaper would have one around somewhere.
Mikey yeah.. theyve got them all over the place, but I'm in a different office...
Jerzakie I shall teach you the weays of the Ninja. Walk over to that office go in quitely. Say "mind if I borrow one of these?" use your Ninja mnd control to make them say "Yeah" or "yes" or "I don't care, take as many as you want". then... wildly begin your rampage.
Mikey thankyou sensei...
Jerzakie amitagato.
Jerzakie which means... something.. I'm sure.

Jerzakie You hip to all this crap going down with Iraq and the UN and all ?
Mikey I'm semi-hip, that is to say, I'd be the H and about a third of the I, but nowhere near the P...

Mikey I suggest we send Solid Snake over to snipe Saddam, spec-ops style. problem solvered.
Jerzakie Yeah the Solid Snake idea is definitely a goof one, or the dudes from Contra, or the Ikari Warriors.
Mikey Oh god yes, the Ikari boys would whup their asses... but you have to point them in the right direction, seeing as they can only scroll vertically...

Mikey GAHH! Fucking asshats like that piss me off...
Jerzakie "asshats" - awesome
Mikey yeah.. its a fave of mine... along with "cockjockey"
Jerzakie yeah I dig that one too... I made up penisaurus.
Mikey I also like - Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Mikey we got access to a mySQL database?
Jerzakie yeah especially one moving that much traffic
Jerzakie we have my MSSql server
Mikey hmm.
Jerzakie "mySQL" --- /me slaps MadDog
Mikey ow... huh?
Jerzakie mySQL.....
Mikey yes... seeing as its a linux server
Jerzakie oh.. yeah.. that
Jerzakie /me slaps self
Jerzakie ow.
Mikey heheh confusion aplenty.. lets start over... Hi! Internet!

Jerzakie are you going to change your cam today ?
Mikey hmmm.. I'm lost for inspiration.. I might just put my head on david hasslehoffs body or something...

Jerzakie WANG
Mikey STRUDEL
Jerzakie Soup Ladel.
Jerzakie "grunties"

Jerzakie I broke 200 postcound on the phorum today w00t !
Mikey yahoooo!!! u r l33t poster!

Mikey Ahh.. I see you have a large shitty front heading across the low pressure area, accompanied by snowflakes the size of entire counties...
Jerzakie yeah, they crushed the mall

Jerzakie Happy biggity birthday
Mikey Thankyooooou! I'm so terribly ooooold...
Jerzakie I know, I have 6 months of experience being 25 and let me tell you..... it's like being 24... only this year..

Jerzakie Man, Nicki starts a 2nd shift job next week. I am going to have more time on my hands than I know what to do with.
Mikey take up cross-stich...

Mikey Man I'd love to se God's home entertainment setup...
Jerzakie Gods Entertainment center > gabes. I bet He has Dobly 6.1.... I know it...
Mikey for sure... His remote control would be awesome... like one of those tablet touch screen things like Ozzy Osbourne's got... but better..

Jerzakie we 0wn that page
Jerzakie ROCK
Mikey we SO ownz0rxzz111 that page..

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