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Zombie Cricket Infestation
Yes! My house seems to have become infested with zombie crickets. Well its not exacty an infestation... only 3 of the little buggers so far. I would wake up and see a little dead cricket in the hallway, then kick and poke it a few times to make sure its dead. Then I'd leave it there for a few minutes while I go off and have a shower or something. When I get back, the cricket is gone! Disappeared from the face of the earth! Of course, the only logical explaination is that the crickets have somehow become zombified by some type of radioactive goo, creating an unholy cricket army of the dead! Lock your doors people, 'cause da crickets be comin' for YOU!
Posted by a very scared MadDog on Wednesday March 7, 2001 at 8:59 AM - (0 comments)


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