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| Digger | how are ya child!!! :P
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| MadDog | yeah... not too bad I spose...
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| MadDog | yeah... not too bad I spose...
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| Digger | *L* You are terrible you two.
what happened anyways?? Hatch reckons you
would tell me?
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| MadDog | Did he now? Well that was nice of him wasnt
it. He just doesnt get it. He never will..
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| Digger | what is fuckin up mate? Shite?
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| MadDog | Never mind, man... He just doesnt know when
enough is enough. He thinks he's so bloody
hard these days. Just wait til he learns that
he's not.
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| Digger | ko then mate fair enuff
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| MadDog | yeah... things will sort themselves out
soon... he just needs to get something though
his skull..
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| Digger | ok then.....don't ruin a friendship over it
though mate
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| MadDog | we'll see what happens....
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| MadDog | Apparently, you do the Hokey-Pokey... THEN you
turn around.
And to think I'd been doing it the wrong way
around all these years.
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| Digger | wot, ya do the hokey pokey first then the
weasel goes pop??
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| MadDog | Nah mate.. it turns out theyre not even
related!!! Wow..
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| Digger | nah ya joking me......no weasel popping in the
hokey pokey? It's just outrageous
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| MadDog | yeah... Ive been jipped!
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| Digger | I know why now.....GST......the weasel is
luxury on top of the hokey pokey
wot's next, two pigs and a wolf cos three is
just overdoing it so two will do.....and no
special door or latches cos that is a luxury
for pigs
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| MadDog | ummm... k
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| Digger | nah without the GST I bet there'd still be a
weasel in the hockey pokey....
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| MadDog | Nah mate, I spread it with butter....
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| Digger | ah ok
guess wot we got in the fridge at werk?
"I can't believe it is not butter"
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| MadDog | i permanantly have that in the fridge at
home.. its great...
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| Digger | is it really?
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| Digger | I mean really?
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| MadDog | hell yeah... I mean, I CAN believe it, but
still...
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| Digger | *L*
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| Digger | i was told I'd need a mutlipupiloptomy....and
that they'd have to go in through the rectum
to minimise the risk of damaging the eye, but
ain't no man gonna take that route with me
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| MadDog | Haaaaaa... I remember that...
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| Digger | name the movie
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| MadDog | gimme a hint.... Its on the tip of my
tongue... not too big a hint though..
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| Digger | leslie nielson is in it
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| MadDog | was it HOT SHOTS 2???!!! and leslie neilsen
wasnt in that... but it was a good enough hint
thankyou....
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| Digger | nah didn't say he was in it......he has worked
with Pat Proft the director/producer or
wotever he was
and no wrong
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| MadDog | Hot Shots ONE! and your exact words: "leslie
nielson is in it"
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| MadDog | and Pat Proft was the writer...
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| Digger | well aren't we a smarty-pants. but I meant
"in it" like saying he's down with it ya know
wot I'm saying G? I was just down wit da
homes and all
(I think he bought it)
(did I type that or just think it??)
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| MadDog | ha! no inner monologue for you! heheheh...
yeah.. i remember now.. it was that blind
pilot guy...
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| Digger | hehehe and wot was his name?
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| MadDog | was it Washout?
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| Digger | *Rapturous Applause from the Masses Assembled*
No
ummm
*nudges from the judges* <---- That rhymes
ok yes it was congratulations......you've won
our star prize.......A Blow On The Head
oh nah wait that's monty python sketch
umm yeah it was
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| MadDog | yeah baby! I thought was something like
that...
I liked "You have the whitest
white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you
floss?"
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| Digger | *LOL* Yeah was good.......
just had them lengthened.....now they go all
the way up
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| MadDog | heheh...
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| Digger | wasn't that fun! *L*
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| MadDog | heheheh.. yep...
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| Digger | why....wot did I do?
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| MadDog | you told kylie to throw stuff at meee!!
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| Digger | no i didn't
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| MadDog | thats what she said!!!
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| Digger | she lied
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| MadDog | I've forced a signed confession out of her...
Please accept my meagre apology, kind sir...
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| Digger | hehehe wot you consider meagre I consider
mighty, fully accepted....
you are a gentleman and a scholar
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| MadDog | And you are a gentleman and a scollop...
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| Digger | hehehe
us shelled sea creatures prefer to be called
mollusks
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| MadDog | again.. I apologise...
Is crustacian acceptable?
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| Digger | yeah that'd do! *L*
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| MadDog | does it werk?
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| Digger | nope.....
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| MadDog | Thankye!! I am now authorised to thwack
braden...
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| Digger | thwak 'im gooood!!!!
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| Digger | how is it goin?
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| MadDog | 16 %
as braden would say... slow as a wet wig...
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| Digger | ah fark
oh well
how do you measure the speed of a wig, let
alone a wet one? Can you race em?
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| MadDog | I'm not sure... but I'd pay to see it...
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| Digger | hehe
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| MadDog | come one come all to the wig races...
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| Digger | hehehe
36-1 on the brunette beehive can anyone match
that price in the bookie ring?
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| MadDog | haaaa.. i think youre onto a winner there...
*rushes off to get life's savings....*
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| Digger | "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
** Tim Steeves
It's so true
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| MadDog | Well, it doesnt matter if you come first,
second or third.. either way, youre still a
luger... get it? luger.. loser? geddit?
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| Digger | hahahaha ok then
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| Digger | you gots purdy hair
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| MadDog | Yaaaay... shiney happy hair!
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| Digger | it's a bold new look the hairdo
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| MadDog | yes... and it acts as a deterrant to
muggers...
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| Digger | hello chris eddy....I mean Mikey!
hehehehe
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| MadDog | shoosh you.. i kill you and you evilness!!
yaaahh!!!
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| Digger | nooooo no you won't.....how did ya know it was
me?
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| MadDog | cos dreddy told me.. gaaaghhhhh you evil!
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| Digger | yer but how true is it
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| MadDog | not tru at all!!! about as true as braden
looks like ken muston....
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| MadDog | silvy and the magic wand are getting to know
each other...
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| Digger | hahaha wot?
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| MadDog | she's learning photoshop... just something
she said on the phone to someone... sounded
suss...
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| Digger | excuse me webmaster but I am using a new
browser now and am wondering if your pages are
compatible with SurfMonkey
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| MadDog | I regret to inform you, but our websites are
not part of the Web Monkey Childrens
Network...
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| Digger | I just got sent a flaming bag of poo thingy.
ya have to stomp on a flaming bag! *L*
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| MadDog | did you get poo on your shoe?
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| Digger | yes, sadly I did =[
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| MadDog | haaaa!.. I have a loverly shot of
yournipple...
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| Digger | hahaha can I have a look?
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| MadDog | yeah.. when I get it off the camera....
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| Digger | come on....me wanna see my nipple
was it nice and erect? *L*
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| MadDog | very pointy!
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| MadDog | :o(
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| Digger | cheer up doggy
I'll give ya a bickie??
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| MadDog | yaaaay! :oD
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| Digger | bickies are good
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| MadDog | yes...
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