Random Whacked Folk

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MadDog opie pinnochi fizz..
scope no, no... wrong number...
MadDog so sorry... *click*

scope well fuck me, i made it work...
MadDog no thanks.... .. and congratulations! :)

scope you bloody asp writing taco eating munglesnuffer!
MadDog yes! YES! that is I!

Nibbles HERE HERE!
MadDog where?
Nibbles *chuckles* Over there!
MadDog Wha! *runs over there* Gah! tricked me!

Nibbles Buh bye...be a good doggie! Give zen some biscuit! hehe *hugz*
MadDog okay...
Nibbles On second thoughts, keep it all to yourself, *g*
MadDog too bad... ive already given her some...
Nibbles Darn *frowns* She didn't even say thankyou! Ohhh well, *grins evilly at the biscuit tin*
Nibbles zen's saving hers til later.. that completely goes against any form of reason!
MadDog i know...

MadDog *points to chest* Me... MadDog... *points to your chest*
Nibbles Me...Nibbles...;-)

MadDog I'm a sneaky spider...
Nibbles I like sneaky piders...as long as they don't bite!
MadDog Nope... this sneaky spider just licks....
Nibbles Ohhh, do you have padded pink pincers?
MadDog yep! see? *zzip*
Nibbles Oooh I like! And a furry purple belly?!
MadDog furry yes.. purple no...
Nibbles No purple? :o(
MadDog I could paint it purple just for you?
Nibbles That would be fantabulous, mind if I help? *grabs a brush*
MadDog go for it... *takes off spidey shirt and lies down*
Nibbles Looking good there! :o) *Dips the brush into the nearby can of royal purple paint* Nice and gluggy...
MadDog ooh... *giggley* ThAtS CoLd!!

MadDog I want lots of money.. where do you think I can get some from?
Nibbles Well that's a good conversation starter, eh! I want lots of money too... Do you know where I can get it from? *L* the lottery, maybe...
MadDog yeah.. maybe...
Nibbles What did you spend all your money on?
MadDog paid $800 worth of bills, bought a bike for $300, and paid a loan off back to mum for $500 so now Im broke as a broken thing.
Nibbles Congratulations, *nibs shakes your hand* I am also dead, flat broke, destitute, moneyless, etc :( Ahhh, we are poor souls.

MadDog Im going to the movies tonite.. an advanced screening of the Talented Mr Ripley
Nibbles Cool :) Is it free? I wish I had money..
MadDog it is free actually...
Nibbles Wow, how did you scam that? :)
MadDog our boss gave us free passes.. I dont know where he got them from... nor do I care
Nibbles *Whispers* Perhaps he's a criminal.
MadDog Oh my god! You could be right.... He's a bit shifty.. and his eyebrows are too far apart...
Nibbles His eyebrows are too far apart?! He's DEFINITELY in the Mafia! *Nibs runs to protect MadDog*
MadDog Please protect me!!
Nibbles *Nibs holds a pencil in front of MadDog, telling him that no one will see him behind there*
MadDog *hides behind the mighty pencil of destiny* Has he gone yet?
Nibbles *Looks around nervously* I think so... NO WAIT! Oops, that was just a pot plant. Nah, i think he's gone...
MadDog Phew! My hero!

MadDog AAAHHH!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Is it your birthday?
Nibbles Yes it is!!!!!! *bursts out laughing* I thought you'd never notice!! Thankyou dear! *HUG*
MadDog YAAAY!!!! I love birthdays... what did ya get? anything?
Nibbles Thankyou!!! I got money, a lovely bunch of flowers, Cds, chocolate, gorgeous earrings, other stuff..
MadDog well in anticipation of your birthday, I also have a present for you. *fumbles around in pockets* Here... have a bus timetable... and 15 cents... :o)
Nibbles wooohoooo! I can now get about 1km away from you on the bus! :P
MadDog :o(
Nibbles ooops, sorry, 15c would only get me 250m away
MadDog heheh.. thats okay.. cause I can run 250m anyway and catch up to you...

Nibbles *nibble*
MadDog what flavor am I?
Nibbles Cookies n cream :)
MadDog ooh.. my favorite *nibbles myself*
Nibbles You're nibbling yourself? *grin*
MadDog of course... us dogs can do that you know...
Nibbles Hmmmmm, let's just leave that alone, shall we?
MadDog yes lets...

Nibbles I guess so *dodgy look*
MadDog hey, what was that look for? it looked decidedly dodgy....
Nibbles *even dodgier look* That was a reaction to the bizarrities of life
MadDog ahh.. okay.. youre pretty good at those dodgy looks... *tries to do a dodgy look* Nup...
Nibbles No, it's like this... you crinkle your eyebrows a bit and lot slightly to the right... and purse your mouth a bit... *grin*
MadDog *trying it in real life... hehheh* hows that?
Nibbles I was too *chuckle* That's great!!

MadDog heheheheh... bbq shape?
Nibbles I'd love one
MadDog *tosses you the box*
Nibbles Thanks chumps *nibbles on a biccie*
MadDog mm.. num num?
Nibbles num num! my hair is falling out
MadDog oh dear.... thats not good... hopefully not a sideffect from eating the bbq shapes.... cause Ive had a shitload of them!
Nibbles It could be *dodgy look* hehe
MadDog oh noooooooo!!! *checks scalp witha hand mirror* Phew.. loks okay to me...

Nibbles *sings* Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb
MadDog really??? cause, I mean... in youre not doing anthing late tonite, we can get it AAWWWN BABY!!!!!
Nibbles Nah I'm not actually! *wiggles eyebrows*

MadDog ahhh... well a merry christmas to you.... and to you a good night...
Nibbles *lol*
MadDog mm.. anyway I hope santa brings you many gooness and light for your chritmas experiences... god I'm smashed off my nit.. I hope I'm allriht to drive,....
Nibbles No, don't drive... Thanks dear
MadDog yee...
Nibbles no no no no Don't drive :)
MadDog okauy.. I wont.. promise.. anyhoo... have a grrrrea*hic* christmas...

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