Fletch Follies

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Jaryd Aspro Clear are in fact an unusual form of astral travelling fish... When you put them in a glass of water they teleport into another glass somewhere else.

MadDog merry christmas and a merry egg nog to you, mr fletcher
Jaryd Suck in holes cause it is 1999, man It is all it is about and four of them.
MadDog four holes? I see...
Jaryd front bottom back bottom one for the babies and one for the eggs!!!
MadDog haw many eggs though.... as you may require an extra one for extra protection....
Jaryd If I knew that we would all be rich, eh? I don't know - kids today... Well better get down to the bowls club.
MadDog get your hand off your stcrotum, you filthy fithy boy...
Jaryd caught me with my CAPS LOCK on did you? No seriously, there were 7 of them, Huge they were...
MadDog Not as large as some, I'd imagine...
Jaryd Yeah but you don't have to hold them...
MadDog do they come with optional carrybags?

Jaryd This network is fucking slow....
MadDog i sucks large elephand gonads....
MadDog i dont.. it does... typo you see..

Jaryd Snoopy
Jaryd Ebunaner
Jaryd Eraser
Jaryd duck
MadDog fragrance
Jaryd Spoon
Jaryd snow globe
Jaryd small footballl
MadDog particle
MadDog ghandi
Jaryd paper airplane
MadDog dandelion
MadDog jim morrison
Jaryd vietnam
MadDog air guitar
MadDog triumvirate
Jaryd the bubble booble theme
MadDog authentic wood-grain panelling
MadDog cowlick
Jaryd my mouse is moving by itself AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
MadDog discovery
Jaryd latin rhythms
MadDog My arm is moving, not by its self, but through bio-electrical pulses traveling from the brain down through the spine ending in the nerves attached to my muscles...
MadDog iced vovo's
Jaryd It is the Holy Spirit of Zippy cartoons moving through you Channel Zippy - feel his power and knowledge.....
MadDog pfct... pft pfct
Jaryd slip on a shirt slop on some sunscreen and plan world wrestling moves in your backyard
MadDog The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass...
Jaryd Cool...
MadDog wow.. stereo wackiness
Jaryd I'm doing ninety....
MadDog 90 kilopascals?
Jaryd I like driving in my car....
MadDog I like going home....
MadDog but it gets you from a to b
Jaryd Indeed ..... Enjoy your extended weekendedness
MadDog I shall rock into the night
MadDog The girl with colitis goes bye...
Jaryd Lucy ... are you in the sky with diamonds again..... you know what your mum will say....

Jaryd how is your network today?
MadDog *looks down pants* Everything in perfect working order....

MadDog Youre being sneaky...
Jaryd sneak sneak

Jaryd Let's play make up Metallica lyrics!!! I am your soul, I am your need Down deep inside You won't see me bleed!!! YEAH!!!
MadDog Be scared... cause there's a scary monsterrrrr..rah! It's gunna git yoooou.ah! Say your prayers...rah! Woo scary stuff... rah!
Jaryd Hit it heavy, hit it with the pineapple steel, You know he's driving you down Keep your head down under the Desolation Wheels
MadDog Ummm... rah..

Jaryd Hit me with your rythm stick!
MadDog nooo

MadDog ahh.. I see.. my brother... well until then... I shall ride.... my flying pony...
Jaryd Yes ride... my brother

Jaryd want that last file again?
MadDog yes please... evil munchkins ate it...

Jaryd fuck ... my brother.... we are a team of coders coding in the public typing pool
MadDog er... yes...

Jaryd I picked up Snow White and the 7 Gnomes for the garden for $10 in a dodgy asian junk shop - they are way cool, each one is different...
Mikey BWAHAHA.. Are they just standing in a row or have you got them doing wacky things?
Jaryd They are trapped in cellaphane and styrofoam until they get home. I have told them to be good or it is an odds on bet that they will be the one that will end up head first in the compost though... he he he
Mikey hehe you should wrap them in plastic and have this whole twin peaks thing going on...
Jaryd that is a great idea!
Mikey or have them re-enact the JFK shooting...
Jaryd I will have to make a grassy knoll

Jaryd Just hold on a sec. I will see if my new plugin for ICQ 2002a is working...
Mikey oki
Jaryd [[ SCREEN CAM BUTT PRESS ]]
Jaryd did you get that?
Mikey all I got was SCREEN CAM BUTT PRESS surrounded by double square-brackets
Jaryd what did you get an enormous full screen cap of my ass? or just the words [[ SCREEN CAM BUTT PRESS ]] ?
Mikey just the words...
Jaryd you must not have the "RECEIVE MY ASS FULL SCREEN" Plugin then... What version of ICQ do you have...
Mikey 2002a
Mikey stop fucking with my head!! heheh
Jaryd I'm on the floor....he he he
Mikey heheheh
Jaryd I think I'm gunna have a heart attack...
Jaryd sorry

Jaryd We are now waiting for Neverwinter Nights to come out...
Mikey Morrowwind looks good...
Jaryd but it is one single player... plus NwN is based on DnD rules so you can cast Magic Missle at the darkness... And get drunk in the pub. Am I drunk yet? You can DM as well
Mikey Cool.. but can you GET A MOUNTAIN DEW!?
Jaryd yes a plus 5 holy mountain dew, plus 6 to thirst.

Mikey LOOKEEEEE!!!!
Jaryd ha ha ha - new pooch boy or girl - name?
Mikey just picked her up this morning. She is still without name, as all the names we'd thought of dont seem to suit her personality.
Jaryd how about Farts Magoo? or Lucy Snufflechops
Jaryd Grufkin Growlalot
Jaryd Pushmi Buttons
Jaryd Dr Snuggles
Mikey shen she can have her own theme song... she's very licky... should call her Licky McLicklick...
Jaryd My name is Licky I live on the 2nd floor...

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