The Soap Box

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Soap LMAO thats the first time I've seen your icq profile.....nice fluffy guy hehe
Mikey he is the domokun... fear him... heheh
Soap oh I fear him.....fear is the word I thought of straight away....then I thought of pizza...but that was from last nights dinner not sitting too well
Mikey indeed.. expecially satay chicken from pizza haven

Mikey yeah... and our adsl internets are gastronomical...
Soap adsl *puzzled look*
Mikey high speed broadband internets
Soap yeah I know....was pretending I had no idea so as to impress you and maybe get to feel your boobies
Mikey all you have to do is ask... *presents boobies
Soap *feels presented boobies and is entirely impressed*

Soap when the xbox use to be a box what did it hold?
Mikey well it used to hold illegal immigrants...
Soap ahhhh ok.......damn immigants bringing all the bears to springfield and making the taxes be raised!

Soap http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=i%27m%20gu na%20eat%20a%20pizza%20soon%20but%20i%20want%2 to%20see%20some%20porn&hc=0&hs=0 you are number two
Mikey dang! I've slipped!
Soap it is still a nobel effort young luke
Mikey :D it is isnt it...
Soap number 2 on a google search......not some poxy altavista.....we're talking google here...mother of all search engines!
Mikey thats right! damn straight! If someone wants go go on a porn viewing pizza eating rampage, where are they gunna turn? Not bloody altavista, thats for sure...
Soap and you look at the search results and the first one sucks *enter dream sequence* oh I want to watch porn and eat pizza later...hmmm lets search oh timmy heres one.....nah look at it...the first letters are SMP...must be some dickhead skaters........say whats this second one.....it's a whole planet of porn and pizza....spoink!
Mikey Spoink indeed!

Soap are you pondering what I'm pondering Mikey?
Mikey I think so Dan... BEACH PARTY TIME!!!
Soap whaaaawhaaaaat? *double take to the max*
Mikey Oh.. okay.. I guess not... what were you pondering?
Soap it was an imogen baily-shower-soaponarope type thought
Mikey woweee!! and real Soap which is on a rope!!!
Soap there can be only one
Mikey hmmm... *strokes imaginary beard*
Soap *strokes recently aquired real beard* *ponder ponder ponder*
Mikey WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?
Soap six weeks of straining finally paid off....there is hair on my chin
Mikey hehe I picture you sitting in a darkened room going "HNNNNGGGG!! HHHHHNNNNNGGGG!!! *pant pant* HHNNNGGGGGG!!!! GROW DAMN YOU!!!"

Soap so how ya been Michael old boy?
Mikey the internet has been good to me...
Soap it's made me get man boobs in places there shouldn't be man boobs

Mikey WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!? what did I do?
Soap nah not you.....Verbatim floppy disks did it......lost a 15 page user documentation I did complete with screen captures and everything
Mikey *shakes fist at Verbatim*
Soap they suck arse

Soap I'VE FINISHED!!!!! WOOT!
Mikey WOOOO!!! *waves the dan banner*

Soap I am a web designer (or so I tell people)
Mikey and a fully qualified one at that....
Soap lol dunno about that as qualified as tafe can make ya
Mikey heheh i think this joyous occasion calls for a milo
Soap or even better.....a milo ice block
Mikey aww yum!
Soap OR a bowl of ice cream with milo on top and a milo ice block broken up on top of that then some more milo and a milo drink on the side
Mikey while floating on a lilo in the middle of some milo
Soap ooooooooooooh nice touch this calls for an investigation of milo proportions

Soap happy birthday old man winter
Mikey Thankee muchly!!
Soap hair grey yet?
Mikey yep... all of them... totally grey.. over night..
Soap wow I know what to buy ya for your birthday then......rogaine!
Mikey hahah... or some treacle.. it works just as well... its just that it attracts ants too...
Soap aslong as your head isn't too close to the ground you should be ok though
Mikey yeah... I should be fine...

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