| MadDog | goo.... wanna lick?
|
| Bendi | lick what? *lol*
|
| MadDog | this... *hold up raspberry split ice cream*
|
| Bendi | nope I can't lick that...it's got too much
sugar
|
| MadDog | not even one little tiny lick???
|
| Bendi | if I lick it then I'll want to eat the whole
thing, and I'm not a allowed to...wanna bite
of my carrot instead? *holds out the carrot*
|
| MadDog | can i lick it instead???
|
| Bendi | if ya want
|
| MadDog | *lick* ... not as nice....
why arent you allowed some icey creamy??
|
| Bendi | cause I'm on a diabetic diet
|
| MadDog | Ooooh! Then I have just the thing for you.....
*scampers away for a bit*
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| Bendi | okies
|
| MadDog | B - A - C - K - !!!!!!
Here!!! Try this!!! *holds up bowl*
|
| Bendi | what's in the bowl?? *looking*
|
| MadDog | Its home made yoghurt made with my new Easi-yo
machine thingy that I got for xmas... its
sooooo nummy and theres no sugar in it!!!!
|
| Bendi | how much fat though?
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| MadDog | Its the reduced fat one!!!!! 99.7% fat free in
fact!!
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| Bendi | oh ok *eating ur yoghurt*
|
| MadDog | nummy?
|
| Bendi | hmm not too bad *g*
|
| MadDog | yeah... ive made better...
|
| MadDog | here.... taste this...
|
| Bendi | what is it?
|
| MadDog | just try it.... *holds out bowl*
|
| Bendi | I wanna know what it is first
|
| MadDog | It's my new revolutionalr pasta recipe... 100%
vegetarian with extra numminess....
|
| Bendi | hmmm ok *tastes the bowls contents*
|
| MadDog | What do you think?? am I on to a winner?? I
reckon I could finally open my chain of
restaurants with this dish....
|
| Bendi | hmm yeah... not too bad *L*
|
| MadDog | yaay!!! *gobble gobbble...
|
| Bendi | *LOL* ahh ur silly!
|
| MadDog | You can talk little miss nutso....
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| Bendi | little miss nutso? ohh I like that *fofl*
|
| Bendi | so what's been happening with u lately
anyways?
|
| MadDog | not a lot.. just makin pasta....
|
| Bendi | oh great! I think u should open a pasta shop!
|
| MadDog | yaay!
|
| Bendi | seriously u should.....
|
| MadDog | yep!!
|
| Bendi | and just member when u r a pasta millionair
say.. "hey Fiona told me to do it.." and then
give me half ur money *lol*
|
| MadDog | Get real... you can have free pasta though...
|
| Bendi | *sulk* not even a 1/4??
|
| MadDog | be happy with what youve got... free pasta is
nothing to be sneezed at!
|
| Bendi | if I married u, u'd have to give me
money......
will u marry me? *lol*
|
| MadDog | hmmm.. I might have to think about that
one....
NO!!! coz you'd ust divorce me before we got
to do any of the fun stuff...
|
| Bendi | *lol* hmm maybe... then again maybe not, guess
u'd just have to take that chance
|
| MadDog | for half my millions I wouldnt take that
chance.. I'd need to be assured that all the
fun bouncy nude stuff would happen...
|
| Bendi | *lol* ahh can't promise that
|
| MadDog | Then no marriage for you!
|
| Bendi | oh well... I'll just run infront of ur car and
then take u to court! *lol* that'll work just
fine...
|
| MadDog | nup... If you run infront of MY car, you
wouldnt survive ... :o)
|
| Bendi | *pout* u hurt lil' ol' me would ya??
|
| MadDog | Not if I could help it... :o)
|
| Bendi | so u'd do it real quick so I don't feel a
thing, right?!
|
| MadDog | well I can hardly help it if you jump infront
of my car..
|
| Bendi | nha ur supposed to slam on the breaks and "ohh
I could never hurt her....she's cool!"
|
| MadDog | Wouldn't make a difference at the speed I
drive...
|
| Bendi | no no no.... just go slow from now on, just
incase I jump infront of ya!
|
| MadDog | nup... too bad...
|
| Bendi | *sulking* fine then....
|
| MadDog | not if its means losing half of my millions...
|
| Bendi | but u'd make that up pretty quickly again *g*
just think of all the publicity u'd get
|
| MadDog | yeah... but its bad publcity...
|
| Bendi | no it's not.... all publicity is good.....
specially if u can act hurt infront of a
camera
|
| MadDog | *fumble fumble*
*flumps nekkid over the fence*
Okay I'm here!
Um... wow... you look .. umm.. wow...
*rolls up tongue and pops it back in mouth*
|
| Bendi | *struts around nekkid*
I look.. nekkid.. and u must be cold ;o)
|
| MadDog | well.. yeah.. I am a bit.. what about you?
|
| Bendi | yeah.. my nipples could cut glass *brrr*
|
| MadDog | *tweak*
ooh .. youre right... theyre pretty hard
there.... anything I can do?
|
| Bendi | *lol* nah .. considering the clothes thing...
u gotta get worried when ur pink bits turn
purple ;o)
|
| MadDog | how about a cuppa hot milo?
|
| Bendi | coffee??
|
| MadDog | Nescafe?
|
| Bendi | yeppers ;o)
|
| MadDog | nescafe it is, lets go back to my place..
here... let me help you over the fence there..
|
| Bendi | *awkwardly and rather unflatteringly fumbles
over the fence*
|
| MadDog | *follows you over, landing in a shrub*
ow...
|
| Bendi | that's gotta hurt....
*helps u up*
|
| MadDog | thank you kindly... after you
* opens the sliding door for you*
|
| Bendi | *steps inside...*
ohhh nice place u got here...
|
| MadDog | thankyou.. I do the decorating myself...
please.. take a seat...
*puts on some mood music and puts on the
kettle*
|
| Bendi | *sits down.. and can't help the squeek noises*
|
| MadDog | hehe... how do you like it?
|
| Bendi | on top...
err... 2 sugars? *wink*
|
| MadDog | ooh...
ahem...
*wipes brow... and would loosen colar if I had
one*
milk?
|
| Bendi | please
|
| MadDog | ahh.. you like it the same as I do! Neat!
*hands you a cuppa with Wile E Coyote on the
side of the mug, and sits next to you on the
big yelow couch with my Saggitarius mug... *
|
| Bendi | oooerrr.... u squeek too ;o)
|
| MadDog | hehe.. yeah.. you get used to that... dang
leather... good thing Ive got the heating on,
otherwise it'd be bloody cold to sit on this
thing.... how are those nipples going?
|
| Bendi | just dandy thanks... ;o)
|
| MadDog | ahh.. So I see…
so tell me.. Whats it like working there?
|
| Bendi | ahh it's ok... I got promoted a few weeks
ago.. I am shift manager. lots of work *sigh*
|
| MadDog | more money?
|
| Bendi | yeah got a raise on monday..
|
| MadDog | cool... Im getting a raise come july 1.. yay!
|
| Bendi | woohoo.. an official raise.. or just taxed
less? *lol*
|
| MadDog | official...
|
| Bendi | yay!!! wanna marry me?
|
| MadDog | sure babe... hmmm.. hang on.. what do I get?
|
| Bendi | me?
|
| MadDog | I'm willing to take that chance...
mmm...
|
| Bendi | so we're engaged? ooerrr....
|
| MadDog | ooh.. wow... hmm.. hang on..
*fishes around in the back of the couch and
retrieves a 14ct diamond ring*
for you....
|
| Bendi | aww *blush* ur so sweet... I wonder how grace
will take all this..
|
| MadDog | she'll be fine... she's been bugging me to propose for
years...
|
| Bendi | hrmm might be a bit of a sore spot.. cause all
we did was climb a fence nekkid.. and now
we're getting married
|
| MadDog | yeah.. I guess we'll just have to keep it
secret for now..
|
| Bendi | ok.. secret *yay*
|
| MadDog | you like your coffee? want another one? how
about some tim tams...
|
| Bendi | tim tams? nah gotta keep the body spiffy ;o)
but I could go for more coffee..
|
| MadDog | here.. let me top you up...
|
| Bendi | hehehe... I'll brb... *squeek*
|
| MadDog | thats good... its pissing down rain here....
Good thing I'm all rugged up...
|
| Bendi | ahh it was here b4.. but not now.. now it's
just cold..
|
| MadDog | ahh.. rock hard nipplies again?
|
| Bendi | nope not tonight.. i'm snuggled in bed already
:o)
|
| MadDog | cool.. any room in there fer me? my feets are
freezeding...
|
| Bendi | it's a queen size bed.. I could loose u in
here hahah
|
| MadDog | great.. hop over...
|
| Bendi | hahaha
*fi hops over*
|
| MadDog | oooh... youre right.. it is nice and warm and big.. you could have a
wrestling match on this bed...
|
| Bendi | *lol* maybe
|
| MadDog | yeah! *boing boing boing*
hee!! bouncy too...
|
| Bendi | *fi puts her cold feet on mikey*
bwahahah pure evil stuff
|
| MadDog | GAHH! *retaliates by putting his ultra-cold
ice-block feet on fi's belly*
|
| Bendi | ARGHHHHHHH
*cold shiver* that was cruel...
|
| MadDog | hehe... how are those nipples now, eh?
hee hee hee!!
|
| Bendi | bleh..
|
| MadDog | *big smiles*
hee..
I'm in bed with Bendi...
hee!
|
| Bendi | u must feel special
|
| MadDog | hmmm... well special is one word for it I
guess.. :oD
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